About proverbs

I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you.

Men and women walked under the tree to watch the meteor shower. Man: Did you see that? Woman: I see it! A man came out from behind the tree, pants in hand, and said, see it when you see it. What are you yelling about?

Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu, and my love is longer; But my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

Friar Sand: I have sixteen changes; Bajie: I have thirty-two changes: the Monkey King: I have seventy-two changes; Tang Priest was furious: Why didn't you change your cell phone on the way to the Western Heaven? Look, monsters are reading short messages on their mobile phones!

I know more and more people after work, but I find that there is less and less true feelings between people. I suddenly remembered you who cared for you for a long time, so I bought you your favorite ... seafood dog food.

Jade Emperor: Now the court is in session to hear the case of Erlang God's roaring dog raping Chang 'e Jade Rabbit and call the defendant! Hey! Whistling dog! Call you! Still reading text messages! Still smirking!

Sorry, I accidentally deleted the phone book. I have no idea who you are. Are you Shen Jingbing? Or Qin beast? Is that Mei Renxing? If neither, then you must be a pig! Pig head!

I like Teresa Teng and died of illness; I like Barbara Yung and committed suicide; I like Danny Chan, I fell dead; I like Leslie Cheung and jumping off buildings, and I like you, too. It's up to you

Remember the day when you sang? Your singing is so sweet. Your sad expression touched my heart. I almost swore to love you for ten thousand years, but I dare not! Because you are singing "I will be you when I grow up" to a pig.

There are golden arrows, iron arrows, copper arrows and aluminum arrows, but you must learn from silver arrows! It is said that there are 18 kinds of 360 martial arts moves, so you must learn drunken boxing, so soon there will be a famous: drunken silver arrow appears in the rivers and lakes!

Before, I was just an ordinary knight-errant. Until that day, I saw the most mysterious you in the Jianghu, and was called by the devil, so people in the Jianghu addressed me as "Zhi Zhu Xia"!

Look at your lemon head, mouse eyes, aquiline nose, eight eyebrows, ears, big mouth, rabbit teeth, wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, useless waist, and hurry back to Mars. The earth is very dangerous.

I'm Xiao Gan. I died in a car accident three years ago. I lost my head and haven't found it yet. I found my head hanging in front of your window just now. Please hold it for me.

I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time!

I heard that your mouse moved and the flies were sent to the hospital. Just now I met your cockroach in the supermarket to buy a freshener, and the bug bought incense! Dude, wash your feet!

Do you believe in fate? In the vast sea of people, you are so special, let my eyes follow you, maybe my heart is really connected, and you really come to me ~ ~ Go away, beggar ~ ~

I will pay for your happiness; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I love you the most; I am a professional pig farmer!

I want to climb the mountain, hoping to meet you in the thick fog in the morning, but I'm worried that my heavy breathing will scare you away ~ ~ Are you a grasshopper or a cricket? I dreamt about you accidentally ~ ~

Do you know why we are destined? As a matter of fact, we met a thousand years ago. One day, you took me away and left a tooth mark on me. This has become an eternal story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

I have been secretly in love with you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue and your ears, but I am too poor to confess. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, "Boss, cut that pig head in half for me."

Jianghu knows that you are skilled in martial arts, but you can't be proud. If you do this, you will no longer be a person, but a swordsman! Chivalrous swordsman! Chivalrous swordsman!

A leech got into the turtle's shell, only to find that the turtle was dead. At this time, it saw another turtle, so it decided to catch this turtle ... why didn't you run? !

The kangaroo and monkey in the forest game were praised by the lion king for jumping high, and the bear was criticized and said unconvinced: I will jump over this bridge tomorrow! Lion King: Look at you. You are still on the bridge (you are still watching! )

I sent a message to the caterpillar, and she read it, did it, and turned into a butterfly and flew away; You want it too. I'll send it to you as it is, but how can you become a fly and fly not far away? !

If I am riding a horse, you can call me a groom; If I am driving, you can call me a coachman; If I am in charge of accounting, what should you call me?

Your hair is the milky way in the sky, your eyes are the moon in the sky, and your face should be a clear night sky, because your youth slogans are all over the sky, and there are so many acne!

I didn't know what you did until I read Pingyang Evening News: you subdued the tiger that escaped from the zoo by yourself! It's still an old saying: the tiger falls in Pingyang and is bullied by the dog!

God said that measuring a person's level is like using a wooden bucket of water, and the amount of water contained depends on the tallest board. However, God created this bucket for you to hold rice. ...

I counted the cold stars, one point two point three; I counted the snowflakes, one, two, three; I counted the money, 12.30 cents; I counted the piglets. Hey, where's the other one? Oh, you're reading the text message!

Do you know what is the most difficult thing in the world? Not Jin Gangzuan, nor granite, but your beard, because I found your face thick enough to "pop out"!

I bought a computer two days ago and set your photo as a desktop. You have a sweet smile, but I always feel that something is wrong. It was not until one day that my friend asked me that I suddenly realized. He asked: Why do you always use pigs as a desktop?

The little turtle was looking in the mirror, and suddenly he found that the mirror was full of words. Then he remembered: Oh! I brought my mobile phone out as a mirror by mistake ~ you also took the wrong mirror!