Slogans and jokes guide the way

Please write a hint in humorous and emotional language at the sharp turn of the road, and you are likely to encounter your black and white impermanence. Please be careful!

Hey, friend! It's a little ignorant to make your car smart!

Your car is not a loyal lover. If you make it angry, it will go away!

Please write a slogan at the sharp corner of the road, and pay attention to the corner to reflect the humanistic spirit. You won't win if you drive hard.

It's dangerous in front of the sign at the sharp corner of the road. Enter (a curved place) carefully.

Line driving

Post advertisements at sharp bends in the road. To embody the humanistic spirit, the scenery here is beautiful, please don't miss it.

Humorous stories, ancient and modern jokes, short articles and interesting tips about language art: Hello, let me answer them for you:

Bernard Shaw, a famous British playwright, traveled to Moscow and met a clever little girl in the street. She hit it off very well, so she stood in the street and talked to her for a long time. When Bernard Shaw left, he said, "Go back and tell your mother that you had a long talk with Bernard Shaw, a world famous man, in the street today." The little girl took a look and said in his tone, "Go back and tell your mother that you had a long chat with the beautiful Soviet girl Anna today." We can't help but praise the little girl's wit, and we have a deep feeling from it: no matter how great a person is or how high his position is, he can't treat anyone unfairly.

During the negotiations between the two parties, under the stern and aggressive momentum of the delegations represented by Zhou Enlai and Wang Ruofei, Kuomintang representatives made excuses to break into a furious rage: "It is really casting pearls before swine to negotiate with you." "Yes, casting pearls before swine!" Clever counterattack is not only full of fun, but also contains wisdom.

Mark Twain, a famous American writer, wrote a famous satirical novel The Gilded Age, which immediately caused a sensation. At the press conference, Mark couldn't help but blurt out: "Some members of the US Congress are dogs." . The newspaper is full of articles about it. Some US congressmen protested, demanding that Macron publicly apologize in the newspaper. Mark agreed, so he published a public article in the newspaper: "A few days ago, at the banquet, I made an irresponsible remark that some members of the US Congress were dogs. Members of Congress are very concerned about this and have considered it carefully. This statement is really inappropriate, and it is revised as follows: some members of the US Congress are not dogs. " Wonderful! Wonderful! How can such a wise saying not stand out?

Tang Bohu celebrated the birthday of an old woman. Her children were very happy. They respectfully asked Tang Bohu to write a congratulatory message for her: Bohu did not refuse, but wrote: "This woman is not human." As soon as she said this, the old woman's face became angry. "Nine-day fairies came down to earth", from anger to joy. "All children in the world are thieves", and all children in the world are surprised and hate their hearts. "Steal a flat peach and give it to your loved ones." When the conclusion came out, everyone was happy. It is full of twists and turns, full of machine changes, amazing.

Andersen is a famous Danish fairy tale writer. Although he is very popular with children, some people just don't like him. Once, a gentleman saw Andersen and laughed at him and said, "Andersen, can that thing on your head be regarded as a hat?" "What's under your hat? Will it be the head? " The tone is consistent and the words are easy to move, which makes people laugh.

Write an interesting reminder to remind pedestrians to pay attention to safety on the road. I just read a joke today, "pedestrians should pay attention to safety when driving, because your father is not Li Gang". It's purely funny, hehe. .........

Please write an advertisement for the sharp turn of the road, reflecting the humanistic spirit. Don't worry for the time being, heaven and earth are different.

I want to meet you again at the corner of the street and the corner of the road, but I am already a stranger when I meet you.

Change the blunt hint below into interesting language 1. Bin Laden! Sleep!

2. Books want a neat and beautiful home.

Jaywalking, you will cross the street!