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How to write kitten using anthropomorphic techniques
I am a cat. I don't try to please humans like a dog. I'm a cat. I don't have much of a future because I'm a cat. So it is even less possible for me to have a life like a human being.
Every day, all I can do is sleep and look for the kind of life I want in my dreams. After waking up, the only thing that can accommodate me is night. Only then can I catch a little mouse to satisfy my hunger. At this time, I always think, I must find a good owner. This way, we don’t have to live such a hard life. Alas, we didn’t catch any mice today, so we had to go hungry all night. Being hungry, I hurriedly found a relatively clean place to sleep. Alas~~
The dazzling sunlight woke me up, eh? Where am I? A fat little boy came towards me. His little mouth was still shouting, "Mom, the cat is awake, it is so lazy."...
The child's mother also rushed over, "Really, it is awake." ...I understood instantly. It turns out I was adopted by them. Great, I thought. I can finally start a new life.
However, the good times did not last long. One day, the child suddenly fell seriously ill and died. -So his mother began to feel sad and even resentful, saying that I had taken his life. His mother started beating me like crazy, and I didn't dare to escape until I couldn't bear it anymore, so I ran away and decided to go back to that wandering life...
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