One sentence summary of the shortcomings of the major European football clubs

The glass goal machine is still Van Persie.

The most beautiful is the sister-in-law, the romantic Wang Laoji.

Loyalty is the most valuable, and role models are the best.

He likes to be rude on the court, and Toshimura is very arrogant.

Double zero in every game, the mighty Tangning.

It's hard to run on the wing, the Gunners are little tigers.

The rich and powerful all-kill, Blue Devil Drogba.

No one can offend anyone, the ball tyrant is Terry.

Magic with the left foot, David Silva.

You are all mortals, who understands me, God Ba.

Endotomy is the most dangerous, streaking scar face.

The empty goal can kick the flaw, the striker Gomez.

CCTV boasts that leader Boateng is a god.

No matter how many times I play a year, I am the only one who can win the title of Prince Consort.

Look at Wu Dalang from a distance, and see the Club Champion from a close distance.

Whoever has the worst reputation will be called a beast by pulling a shadow.

The gatekeeper is really weird, look at the holy anus.

Where are you, gay friend? I’m using the reverse method.

The first one to attack single-handedly, the decisive Saint Cassie.

Shaolin has a martial arts fanatic and a master who admires his bravery.