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Fight club hotline
Jack is an employee of a large automobile company and a man full of middle-aged crisis consciousness. He hates his life and everything around him very much and suffers from severe insomnia. So in order to save himself, he had a whim and decided to attend a group consultation meeting. First, Jack joined a support group for terminally ill patients. He came into contact with a group composed entirely of testicular cancer patients. Jack comforted them, cried with them and became addicted.
One day, Jack met Taylor who sold soap. He is a rogue hero full of rebellion, cruelty and violence. As soon as they met, Taylor made a strange request to Jack. He let Jack beat himself up. In the fight, Jack realized the fun of fighting, and they became friends by chance. They began to create a fight club: an organization that allows people to fight unarmed without protective gear, with the aim of venting their emotions. The club has formulated a series of rules for activities: no talking about the club to others, only two people are allowed to fight, and so on.
Underground clubs began to attract more and more people and gradually developed into national underground organizations. All the members regard Taylor as the godfather. Taylor attracts blind followers with his personality magic and action philosophy. He became more and more extreme. He made members fight everywhere, vandalized everywhere, smashed cars and set fire to customers' food, and his behavior became more and more crazy.
Jack is getting more and more impatient with the status quo of the fight club and Taylor's behavior. At the same time, he was surprised to find that Taylor had organized an army, and he wanted to take greater revenge on society. Jack decided to alienate Taylor, but to his surprise, wherever he went, he was regarded as Taylor and was honored as the godfather. This made Jack suffer a great blow, and he began to reflect on who he really was and who Taylor was. Finally, he was horrified to find that he was Taylor, Taylor was the other side of my humanity, and Taylor and I were each other's shadows and illusions.
Jack surrendered to * *, followed by Taylor. In their fight, the gun in Taylor's hand naturally and magically ran into Jack's hand. Jack couldn't hit Taylor, so he aimed the gun at himself, but as soon as the gun rang, Jack found that the man who was hit had turned into Taylor, and he turned into a cloud of smoke.
Fight club lines
1, no sacrifice, no gain.
When we met, it happened to be the strangest time in my life.
When a person is struck by lightning, his head will burn into a fireball and his crotch zipper will melt together.
After a fight, nothing can be solved tomorrow, but all the problems are no longer problems, and we have gained the motivation to face them.
I will die once every night, but I will be born again.
When people think you are going to die, they are really listening to you, not waiting to interrupt you.
8. As the saying goes, people always hurt the people they love.
9. Only by abandoning everything can you be free. Have the ability to see through and abandon, and don't care about losing everything.
10, people with insomnia can't really fall asleep, and there is no waking moment.
1 1, let you choose between God's enemies and insignificant people, what would you choose?
12, hiding in the appeasement group can't solve everything, stop controlling everything and abandon everything.
13, you have to give up everything first, you have to be fearless and face the fact that you will die. Only by abandoning everything can we be free.
14, everyone has this expression on their faces, and Taylor and I just show it. Everyone thinks so, but Taylor and I are outspoken.
15, only when you lose everything can you get the freedom to do anything.
16, I have no terminal illness, no cancer and no parasites. I am just a small center, the center of the crowded life around me.
17, don't be afraid, don't be distracted. Trivial things are naturally invisible.
18, inserting feathers doesn't mean you are an eagle.
19. The lower you fall, the higher you will fly. The farther you are from your father, the more God wants you to come back.
20. I am just a small center, the center of the crowded life around me.
2 1, I found freedom, and losing all hope is freedom.
22. For thousands of years, human beings have been making waves on this planet, making garbage and scattering it everywhere. Now history expects me to clean it up.
23. Despair, feeling dark, silent and complete.
24. Mara is like my cancer, like a tumor on my mouth. It won't get bad if you don't lick it, but you can't help it.
25. I have no terminal illness, no cancer and no parasites.
26, our * * is an inner battle at best, our biggest panic is our own life.
Forget everything you know, that's your problem. Forget what you think about life, friendship, and especially about you and me.
28, insomnia makes me feel unreal, everything is illusory, everything has become the same copy.
29. Evil and mediocrity lurk in the same matrix and confront each other at a specific time.
Do you want to be a coward or a hero all your life? Even if it is only for a few minutes, you need more than courage. It's a cry from the heart, just to wake up a few people. At this moment, you are not just fighting alone.
3 1. Without pain and sacrifice, we would have nothing.
According to Taylor, we are the rebellious sons of God, and we are insignificant in the long river of time.
33. If you wake up in different places at different times, will you become a different person?
34. Recycling and speed limit are bullshit. It's like you made up your mind to quit smoking before you died.
35. Mara's philosophy is that she will die at any time. Sadly, she didn't die.
36, with his head buried in the middle of such a big chest, I can't help but feel that God's chest is also spectacular.
Talk about fighting. Talk about fighting.
Talk about fighting
1, fight, just to join in the fun ~ There are still a few games before the end, but it is said that one person died on the spot in the Sino-Japanese competition, and the whole scene was so excited that it called on the China team to cheer. I feel that Japanese competition partners are not easily moved. The loser goes back to the coach, who wipes his sweat with a towel, as if to say, it's good to come back. Finally, the host lit up.
2. In the long life, only by going forward bravely, not afraid of difficulties and struggling hard can we hit the middle water and reach the other side of the light. Scientific ideals and beliefs are the beacon and source of power for our college students to ride the wind and waves and fight the sea.
You are a young eagle. Among your classmates, you always stand at the highest point of knowledge. I hope you can practice your excellent wings to fight the sky and fly further.
4, casting souls and inspiring, forging the blood of soldiers who dare to fight and win. Looking up at the blue sky, people always admire such soldiers: Hawke, a test pilot of China Air Force, with bright wings, fought bloody battles in the sky and suffered more than 3,000 air dangers. Twenty-seven comrades spilled blood in the sky. The air force test pilot group is determined to win, Lingyun tries his sword, and his blood is boiling!
5, the ideal is a stone, knocking out the fire of a star; Ideal is fire, lighting the lamp of hope; Ideal is a lamp that illuminates the road at night; Ideal is the road that leads you to the dawn. Ideal is an abyss. From the moment you jump, it forces you to fight hard. Either Dapeng spreads its wings and soars; Either the stone sinks to the end and there is no sound ... then choose the former, and you will work hard and advance towards your ideal step by step!
6. You can grow up only after experiencing wind and rain; A battle, increase courage; Rings of rings are shaping the brilliance. Set foot on the military career and express your life course with wisdom and courage!
7. A military uniform is a growing point, a storm is a strong man, a battle adds courage, a halo is more brilliant, a promotion is more weighty, and a medal is a glory. Happy Army Day!
8. Youth is the flower in March, the sunny rain in July and the red leaves in October; It is the rising sun of the spray, the hundred ge of competition, and the eagle fighting the sky; It is playing the strings of joy, it is a bumpy stream running all the way to the sea, it is a tall and straight trunk, stretching green leaves and warmly embracing the blue sky.
9. Life is like swimming. If you stop fighting, you will sink!
10, we are heroic in the sports field, we sail and fight in the sea of books, we express our opinions in wonderful classes, and we wish each other happiness in the June season. Dear friends, thank you for accompanying me through this beautiful youth. I hope we all have a bright tomorrow.
1 1. The dream of the sun is the blue sky, the dream of the field, and the golden harvest; The dream of youth is a fiery career and colorful love. May you strive for your dreams, and may you fight for your dreams. On the road of life, you will always burn with burning passion.
12, my father is like a towering tree, sheltering from the wind and rain; Father, like an eagle with wings spread, stands tall and fights the sky; My father is like the sea in Wang Yang, devouring the sun, the moon and all the rivers. On the occasion of Father's Day, friends, send my sincere wishes to my father!
13, Army Day is coming. I will give you six ones: fighting will increase courage, military uniforms will increase weight, promotion will increase weight, rings will increase glory, medals will be glory, and storms will be strong.
14. Choosing self-confidence means choosing to be open-minded and calm, choosing to stand still in front of fame and fortune, choosing to hold your head high in front of forces, raising your confident sails and showing your fighting style.
15, I love infatuation all my life, and I love dreaming all my life, for the late figure. Why are you not afraid of the waves beating in the years?
16, determination is the premise of climbing. There are many talents on campus, but all the big players are ambitious. The so-called ambition should be high, and ambition can fight the sky with eagles. After the baptism of the storm, you should look around the world and face yourself again. People live only for ambition, then your life is dazzling.
17, I always stop at the shore to watch other ships set sail and fight the wind and waves. Then, the sunset enveloped the whole dock, and You Ran found that I didn't leave the port.
18, if you are a big tree, sprinkle a shade; If you are a grass, add a piece of spring; If you are a bee, brew a sweet; If you are an eagle, fight the Wan Li sky; Let's create brilliance together.
19, make a little progress every day, and one day you will definitely leap or even fly. The eagle can fight the sky, but the tiger can shake the valley.
20. Because of my self-confidence, when I was learning English, I took the first step in my life with my tender legs. Because of self-confidence, I hold high the first prize certificate again and again; Because of my self-confidence, I cut off my flowing long hair without stint and showed my elegance on the sports field. Thanks to my self-confidence, it gave me a pair of wings, flying in lightning and thunder, fighting life in the wind and rain!
2 1, life is like the weather, there is rain in the sun, and it will wind up after the tree is quiet. If you feel unhappy, just blow in the wind and get wet in the rain. The world is big, the scenery is numerous, and life is short. Instead of crouching in the shadows, it is better to fight bravely, starting with failure and taking setbacks as a ladder. As long as you work hard and struggle hard, you will find that without the shadow, the sunshine will lose its meaning and the flowers growing on the wound will be more dazzling.
22. How can I sail in the river without encountering wind and waves? How can you climb a mountain on a rugged mountain road without encountering thorns? Son, I hope you can fight the wind and waves fearlessly and cut through the thorns!
Talk about fighting
1, smart people learn, like an eagle fighting the sky, looking up at the endless earth; Stupid people study aimlessly, just like headless moths flying around; Diligent people study, like a winding river, which will eventually flow into the sea despite twists and turns; Lazy people study like wood in water. The greater the resistance, the faster they will go backwards.
If you are an eagle, you should fight in the sky. If you are a man, you should fight on the battlefield.
3, the ideal is an abyss, from the moment you jump, you are forced to struggle desperately. Either, Dapeng flies; Either, the stone sinks into the sea and there is no news, but I choose the former, and I will work hard and advance towards my ideal step by step!
4. I saw the green hills turn green and felt the power of vitality; I watch the long river sunset and feel the splendor; I look at the small bridge and feel the beauty of poetry and painting; I watched the eagle hit the sky directly and felt the power of brave fighting; I think the fish is shallow and feel free and happy; I watched the willow sprout and felt the beautiful sprout of life.
There are only two kinds of creatures that can climb to the top of the pyramid, one is an eagle and the other is a snail. The eagle can do it because it is gifted and fights the sky. Why can snails? Because it knows that its qualifications are mediocre, it insists on one step at a time and never gives up. Why are other animals so difficult? Because of high or low, I don't have too high ability, I don't want to start from the bottom, and I don't have patience. Good morning, I want to be a snail and never stop!
6. From then on, I set sail for myself, making myself a gold in the stormy waves and fighting! A person's birthday is no longer painful, but a little more expectation and hope.
7. Speaking of snowball fights, children in the south think it should be snowballs and throw them. In fact, the most traditional way to have snowball fights in the north is that a person goes over and knocks down a person, and then a bunch of people appear and bury this person. Snowball fights in the north include judo, Sanda, free fighting, psychological warfare, criminal psychology, basic national defense education, dialect level 4 and debate knowledge. Even including assassination, detection ability and anti-detection ability, excellent long-distance running and short-distance outburst, and even pretending to be dead and being a coward when necessary. Northerners are fighting snowball fights with their lives.
8. If I can fight the blue sky, you gave me wings to fly; If I am a warrior who breaks the waves, you have given me the power to make waves; If I am an immortal torch, it is you who give me the light of youth!
9. Getting closer to the sea is really like being in the arms of the sea. As the sea rises and falls, I also rise and fall with the sea, and occasionally the sea splashes into my mouth. Ah, it's too salty! Occasionally a wave comes and pushes me to the shore. Occasionally the waves recede and take me back to the sea. I swam and struggled desperately in the sea, which was really exciting.
10, temporary setbacks can often be turned into knowledge and insight through unyielding fighting.
1 1. There are only two creatures that can climb to the top of the pyramid, the eagle; Snails. Why can an eagle? Because it is aggressive and fights against the sky. Why can snails? Because it knows mediocrity, it insists on one step at a time and never gives up. Why are other animals so difficult? Because of high or low, I don't have much ability and patience to start from the bottom. Either have strength, one step in place; Either have perseverance and make a little progress every day.
12, keep moving forward in the stormy waves, show the brilliance and strength of our children's youth, and let us fight the sky like eagles! Let the song of youth sing a high-spirited melody, and let our statement shine.
13, infatuation for life, etc. I like to dream of the late figure in my vision all my life. Why am I afraid of the waves beating in the years?
14, Beijing Sport University held the 20xx Fight Night Cross-Strait Joint Championship! Come on, China!
15, people have to write many stories with unknown endings in their lives. Some stories can be successfully completed, and some stories may never be complete. The happy ending is the witness of our struggle against the storm and our eternal expectation. However, life is not as beautiful as we thought. Since there is youth, there must be aging.
16, youth is a blooming flower, paving the way of life with its gorgeous petals; Youth is a wonderful movement, and the melody of life is written with its jumping notes; Youth is a soaring eagle, fighting the vast sky with vigorous wings; Youth is a rushing river, which washes away the old shackles with its momentum.
17, so do we. We should go upstream, never back down. Fight the blue sky bravely like an eagle, yearn for the storm to sweep like a petrel, persevere like a stream, and blend into the ocean without fear of danger.
18, youth shows beauty in struggle, and the beauty of youth always shows in her struggle. Just as the beauty of the eagle is displayed in his fight with the wind and rain, just as the soul of heaven flies, why don't we overcome cowardice with courage and spirit, overwhelm Gou An with enterprising spirit and raise the sail of struggle! Keep moving forward in the rough sea, show the brilliance and strength of our children's youth, and let us fight the sky like eagles! Let the song of youth sing a high-spirited melody, and let our statement shine.
19, standing by the sea, enjoying the infinite scenery of the sea, suddenly I feel that people are so small, really boundless and really unfathomable. Seagulls in the air spread their wings at sea. Their fighting spirit of long sky, perseverance and perseverance is intriguing. Suddenly there was a wave from far and near, rushing like a horde, going hand in hand and rumbling.
In 20 years and 20xx years, I set myself the goal of keeping fit, quitting smoking and drinking less. Work hard 1 1 p, go to bed and get up early in the morning. I want to learn free combat in 20xx.
2 1, military training was a baptism, which taught me to be self-reliant, self-reliant, self-respecting and self-loving. The teacher made me understand that anything is possible as long as you work hard; Believe in yourself, and you will eventually work miracles. Yes! How can seedlings grow into towering trees without experiencing wind and frost? How can young eagles fight the Wan Li sky without experiencing stormy waves? How can streams meet in the vast sea without experiencing ups and downs? How can teenagers become pillars of society without experiencing difficulties and setbacks?
22. Only when you go forward bravely in the sea of life and become a wave breaker can you enjoy the beautiful scenery on the road of life. May you be a brave trendsetter.
23, go forward, ride the wind and waves, I want to fight the sea; Proud, flying whip urged Ma Wu to drink Huanglong wine.
Classic quotations from Zhu Jun, a former investor of Shanghai Shenhua Club.
Zhu Jun's classic quotations:
Don't need social respect! It's just a piece of skin. Who will remember you in 30 years?
Before every game, I talk to everyone about bonuses. I give dollars on the spot in the lounge. Why? I really thought it was chicken blood, not at all. At this time, money is only a prop, and the football match is the stage. Acting requires actors and props.
China players have good personal abilities, but when they are combined as a team, they often can't work together. If there is a set of procedures, it will be too easy to win the championship.
Do you think I'm high-profile but I haven't really been high-profile! It would be great if I hyped like Warcraft. Really, I'm not high-profile I am very low key
Without ground resistance, where can there be car tires? There is no air resistance. I will give you a push here and you will arrive in Beijing. What kind of world is this? I can't say a hundred years, but now I still have the confidence to continue playing football.
Whether it is an enterprise or an individual, it must be the times that create heroes. Never let a hero create an era. Downstream, that's the trick. When times are good, everyone has a chance to be a hero. Only by becoming a hero can we adapt to and transform the times.
After the fight, it is straightforward. There are many reasons to hit the nail on the head. Do as you say. It is better to play than to waste time.
Every horse in the racetrack has an eye patch, that is, don't look at both sides when it runs forward. Once distracted, you will lose your direction. I'm also racing myself and my company.
Wind line
Feng classic xiantiao
1, Bai Xiaonian: Everyone here has a black background, including yours.
2. Gu: I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that people who love me don't know why I died.
I left this record in purgatory. I only hope that my family and Yujie will forgive my decision at the moment, but I firmly believe that you will understand my feelings, dear, I am so heartless to you. It is precisely because the nation has reached the critical moment of life and death that our generation can only devote itself to saving in case my body is about to die, my soul will be with you, and my enemies will not understand that old ghosts and guns are not individuals, but a spirit. "
4. Li Ningyu: Do it yourself and see how brave you are! Don't compete with the Japanese if you dare to hit a woman!
5. Li Ningyu: This room is full of dead people! Watch a big man hit a woman!
Li Ningyu: I'm Li Ningyu, high flyers from the University of Pennsylvania! Not a prostitute!
7. Wu Zhiguo: I am an inexperienced person in Wollongong. Besides Baoding Gankun, I also know Yin and Yang. The first emperor invited Nanyang Sanyong to join Wu Dong in destroying Cao Wei.
8. Bai Xiaonian: I don't believe you are hard.
9, Golden Fire: A demon is a demon, and you can't become a person after practicing for a hundred years!
10, Wang Tianxiang: Simply, severely punish all of them, and would rather kill them wrongly than put them in the wrong place!
1 1, Bai Xiaonian: So rich, did you eat on the road? "
12, takeda: As long as you can get through this, you and Liu will be safe.
13, Golden Fire: I know what you mean, that is, life is worse than death!
14, Lieutenant General Hang Wei: Intuition is a woman's specialty. When did Takeda Jun start fighting by intuition?
15, Wang Tianxiang: duty, no one can leave this building before ghosts appear!
16, Golden Fire: How can I be a spy? Don't even dare to kill chickens. Do I have the courage to be a producer?
17, Golden Fire: A demon is a demon. It is not a person, and it can't be a person after thousands of years of practice!
18, Bai Xiaonian: Don't stop, let him fight, damn it, I don't believe you can get up!
Takeda: When I first met you (Li Ningyu), I noticed you. Your forehead is narrow, your cheekbones are high, your nose is narrow, your eyes are deep, and your face is prominent. This kind of woman has a deep mind, but she always looks inviolable on the surface. You've been acting!
Takeda: I have the ability to protect you and your family ... I mean, I also have the ability to hurt you and your family!
2 1, Gu: I left this record in purgatory in the hope that my family and Sister Yu will forgive my decision at this moment, but I firmly believe that you will understand my feelings. Dear people, I am so cruel to you just because the nation has arrived in do or die. My generation can only spare no effort to save it in case my body is about to die, but my soul will be with you! The enemy will not understand that the old gun and the old ghost are not one person, but a spirit and a belief!
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