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What are the fake illiterates in life?
The sign says' Mother and son get on the bus', but four tall men are waiting in line here. They are neither mothers nor sons. They look serious and don't blush at all. Are they illiterate? No, they are trying to make it convenient. This behavior is really irritating and selfish. Next to the mother and son stood in the ordinary team, but they were originally at the' mother-son boarding gate', and four big men were at the ordinary boarding gate. Why is it upside down? There are also some so-called "pseudo-illiterates" in our life. For example, there is a "No Vehicles" sign on the pedestrian street, but bicycles and tricycles are allowed to enter the pedestrian street at will. If so, pedestrians think that the pedestrian street is safe and let the children run around. What if the "fake illiterate" car suddenly comes? The wall in the shelter always says' No defecation here', but there is always a pungent smell of urine, which affects the environment. In some places, the sign "No dumping is allowed here" was written, but a "plastic bag mountain" was built there, which bred mosquitoes and flies there. No one liked it there, and the nearby houses were full, which disturbed others to stay awake at night. There are a lot of cigarettes in "no smoking" places? Fight in a quiet place? ……
I think, if the number of' fake illiterates' increases, it will be more terrible than true illiterates! !
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