Very funny friends circle copy collection 19 sentence

1, confession is not necessarily a good thing, so it looks black.

When I was a child, I liked to comb my hair like an adult. When I grow up, I find that adults have no hair.

3. If I learn electric welding, will it make your eyes shine?

You just jumped and scattered the little stars all the way to my heart.

Some people say that my circle of friends is not nutritious. Hey, you are stewing bone soup in a circle of friends.

My mother quarreled with my father, and I couldn't help at all. What should I do? The applause next to me. Every time I do this, they will unite to take care of me.

7. A few days ago, my girlfriend was in a bad mood and suddenly asked me, "Remember what I told you that time?" "Which time?" "You really don't love me, get out!"

8. Others empty the shopping cart by buying, and I empty the shopping cart by deleting.

9, good-looking is good-looking, ugly is ugly, what do you mean I am ugly?

10, if you are not married at the age of 30, have a 30th birthday.

1 1. I could have lived a happy life, but I was hurt by lack of money.

12, please deduct 1 if you like Tai Er, and explain why you don't like 8000 words.

13. If your boyfriend makes you angry, you can ask him to cut paper and scissors in front of the mirror and go to bed if he wins.

14, Mozzie and I are actually very good friends. We often play hide and seek. If it wins, let it suck my blood. If I win, it will kill me.

15, I really can't listen to online classes. I can try online dating.

16, the tattoo master asked me if I wanted to tattoo the black wolf or the golden wolf. I said, "Since you are hanging out, you must be ambitious and learn to bear it." Finally, he tattooed me a wolf.

17, the secret of staying young: lying about your age.

18, life is so hard, I want to lie on the ground and act coquettish anytime and anywhere.

19, angels can't go back to heaven because of their weight.