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How about Hong Shen College of Chongqing University?

Some information about Hong Shen College of Chongqing University.

Today, I overheard that my former Hong Shen College of Chongqing University started to choose modules. And many students are complaining that there are more than 50 candidates in civil engineering, but in the last sophomore year, the School of Civil Engineering only admitted more than 10. And dozens of other students will face the fate of going to a city environmental college or a poor mining college. I'm glad I've changed.

Now let me talk about something about Hong Shen College of Chongqing University. After the college entrance examination, I was very happy to look up Hong Shen's information on the Internet, which made Hong Shen crazy. . . . "

Training mode: Based on the guiding ideology of "strengthening foundation, broadening majors and teaching students in accordance with their aptitude", the "2+X" training mode is implemented. In the first and second grades, Hong Shen University organized the teaching and student status management in a centralized way, and carried out the basic education of humanities, nature and disciplines and the cultivation of scientific literacy in accordance with the educational concept of general knowledge plus disciplines. Starting from the third grade, students will choose their major according to their personal needs, and after being evaluated by the receiving institutions, they will enter the relevant professional institutions to study for X years ("X" depends on the continuous study of undergraduate, undergraduate and graduate students). Professional colleges focus on training students to master systematic professional knowledge, cultivate students' initial scientific research and innovation ability, and lay a solid foundation for further development (some outstanding students can continue to study in comprehensive classes of science and engineering in the third and fourth grades to give full play to their professional expertise). "Science and technology comprehensive class" implements the elimination system. Students who are not suitable for academic or other reasons will be returned to their original majors or transferred to related majors according to the admission situation of the college entrance examination in that year. After entering the postgraduate stage, "comprehensive science and engineering" students can be transferred to master's or doctoral students upon their own application and examination by the school.

The main training mode of Hong Shen University: (1) adopting the training scheme of research-oriented talents with thick foundation and wide caliber to make students lay a solid foundation; (2) Hire a tutor for each student, guide and help students in their academic planning and learning process, and formulate personalized training programs; (3) Select excellent teachers and excellent teaching materials, and fully carry out heuristic education and research-based learning; (4) Give priority to the "Chongqing University Undergraduate Research Training Program" and "National Undergraduate Innovation Experiment Program Project" to strengthen the cultivation and training of practical innovation ability; (5) Enjoy more preferential treatment in courses, books and materials, experimental facilities, etc. (6) More opportunities to directly participate in postgraduate entrance examination or postgraduate study; (7) The school awarded the honorary certificate of Hong Shen College of Chongqing University. "

Then I'll start with his training mode: 1) adopt a training scheme for research-oriented talents with thick foundation and wide caliber, so that students can lay a good foundation = = = = = = This slogan is said by every college, and it is similar.

(2) Hire a tutor for each student, give guidance and help to students' academic planning and learning process, and make a personal training plan = = = = This tutor is basically useless, and many students only get a few meals there.

(3) Select excellent teachers and excellent teaching materials, and carry out heuristic education and research-based learning in an all-round way = = = Teachers are really better, and teaching materials are the most difficult. Freshman should study engineering mathematical analysis, college chemistry and so on. Next semester, there will be college physics in English, linear algebra in Tsinghua and C language in Tsinghua. . . Both are difficult versions.

4) Give priority to the "Chongqing University Undergraduate Research Training Plan" and the "National Undergraduate Innovation Experiment Plan", and strengthen the cultivation and training of practical innovation ability = = = This may be useful, which will make you familiar with Kazakhstan's scientific research, but it is very difficult to think of Chen Guo, because we don't have that knowledge.

(5) Enjoy more preferential treatment in courses, books and materials, experimental facilities, etc. = = = The only thing I can see is that I can open a net in my freshman year, but for many students, opening a net is not necessarily a good thing. . . Moreover, he promised to borrow more books and extend the time. I don't know if I can do this semester, not last semester,,,

6) More opportunities to directly participate in this master or this master; = = = This thing is very empty, which will be said later. I can't even learn my favorite major. . .

Seven. Hong Shen College of Chongqing University was awarded the honorary certificate by the school. "= = = Amount Is this certificate very useful? No one knows what Hong Shen is. . .

Then I'll talk about the professional problems that students are most concerned about. This is more complicated. Let's look at this first. "From the third grade, students choose their majors according to their personal needs, and after being evaluated by the receiving institutions, they enter the relevant professional institutions for X years ("X "depends on the continuous study of undergraduate, undergraduate and graduate students)" = = Obviously this is a word game. Choose a major according to the students' personality, but he didn't make it clear. It is very likely that you will not be able to study the major you need alone. For example, there are very few people who are very popular on the Internet, and even some students even scored above the municipal regulations when they entered the freshman year, but in the end they learned a very rubbish major. 10 students may also take the back road. Our former classmates all said that there were more than 50 candidates in civil engineering this year, while the civil engineering plan had more than 10. Construction management doesn't know how many people are needed, but it won't be too many. Where do you think the rest will go? What should we do?

There are still many professional things. Let's start with those who were selected for Hong Shen after entering school. In fact, you will find that there are no students majoring in electrical and civil engineering among those selected for Hong Shen. Were they eliminated in the selection process? No, they were stopped by the School of Electrical and Civil Engineering. They are not allowed to come to Hong Shen. . . . You all know why. Don't say that. Most students who come to Hong Shen want to borrow Hong Shen to choose a good major, but many people can't stand it after studying for a semester and want to change their major. But they don't know that many Hong Shen with better grades won't let go, and you can't leave even if you want to. He only puts those with a grade point of 2.

Let's talk about those who directly enter the college entrance examination. That would be even more tragic. Many students came in and said they had been cheated. Because the advertisements in Hong Shen are so good. So his score is still very high. According to those students, they can choose the major of Chongqing University at will. But when they come to Hong Shen, they may not even learn their favorite major in the end. I sympathize with them. . . Although the advertisement says that the "comprehensive class of science and engineering" adopts the elimination system, students who are not suitable for their studies or other reasons will return to their original majors or transfer to related majors with reference to the admission situation of the college entrance examination that year, but this is not the case. This is still a word game. Especially for those who come directly into the college entrance examination. He said to refer to the results of the college entrance examination to related majors. But have you ever thought? Those bigger and better institutions, such as electrical and civil engineering v, will he want you? Why do I want you? It is a burden for you to go. If you think about it, every college in the school now has great power. You can't say "electricity, just take it" and then electricity will take you. Wait a minute.

Sixth, you will say, then I will apply for withdrawal myself? You are wrong again. Let's look at the management measures in Hong Shen. "Students apply to drop out of Hong Shen College. In principle, students who leave Hong Shen College by their own application will return to their original college. Students who directly enter Hong Shen University to take the college entrance examination without the original college, according to their college entrance examination results and the admission situation of the college entrance examination in that year, contact the receiving institution or the institution recommended by the school root, and enter the institution with the approval of the receiving institution. Students can apply to Hong Shen College one week before the start of each semester, and Hong Shen College and Receiving College will examine and approve it in the second week after the start of each semester and report it to the Academic Affairs Office for the record.

Article 7 Students apply for changing majors. Students of Hong Shen University apply for major change, which shall be handled according to the relevant regulations of the school for major change. Students who change majors in Hong Shen University must leave Hong Shen University to study in the corresponding professional college. "

These are two different rules, but some of our students who will change majors this year are told by our beloved teacher Dong Li, "In fact, these two rules have the same meaning. You can only change your major, but if you want to apply for withdrawal, you must contact the college. Absolutely not. " Look, these two rules have the same meaning. They are both written into two rules. So those students who want to leave have to change their majors obediently, but many people are not as lucky as me. Many of them are because their GPA is a bit high. For example, when transferring electricity, they only need 2 points of electricity. Tell me what's going on.

I really feel sorry for those students who came directly into the college entrance examination. They were tricked into this college, but they couldn't get out. They could have studied any major, but they may not even be able to study their favorite major after coming.

Many people will think that my high school grades are so good, and going to college will be very good. Wrong, going to college is a new beginning, I will reshuffle. Therefore, I hereby advise those students who are preparing for the college entrance examination to report directly to Hong Shen = = = = If you want to study any major, go by yourself, and don't come to Hong Shen for a walk. You may have transferred to a major that you can't even learn your favorite major, but you can pass the college entrance examination. If you like it, go and study, and don't come to Hong Shen. . . . Otherwise, you will really regret it like many of my classmates. And maybe you won't have such good luck as me, you can transfer out. . . .