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A story that can make people feel better.
Not long ago, I went to drink a favor wine (an old man died at my friend's house), and the stupid host of the etiquette company actually said, "Let's spend this wonderful time together." I almost got beaten and lost 500 yuan.
Uh, is there a short story that makes my mood suddenly better?
I have two friends, Zhang Hehou. One day, Zhang visited Hou's house. His wife asked, What's your name? Zhang A: Last name is Zhang! Ask again: Is it a bow, a long power or an early chapter? Answer: Bow length! Ask again: Do you eat? A: No! Hou's wife said, can you go back to dinner with your brother Hou? Zhang Xinran.
Zhang Gui, sue his wife. The wife doesn't think so. You can make an appointment another time, so can I.
The next day, Zhang made an appointment to get home. Zhang's wife asked, what's your name? Hou A: Last name is Hou! Zhang's wife asked: Is it a male monkey or a female monkey? Because it is a male, so answer: male monkey! Zhang's wife asked again: Really? Answer: No! Zhang's wife said, can you wait for your brother Zhang Huitong Qi?
Waiting for big ash, I escaped.
Ask it and say: Zhang's wife wants to castrate me!
Tell a pleasant story.
I thought the bird couldn't fly over the sea because it didn't have the courage to fly over the sea. Ten years later, I discovered that it was not the birds that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, and there was no waiting. ...
What are the jokes or stories that make people in a bad mood happy?
1, "Happiness" means that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats monsters. "Generation gap" means that I asked my dad what he thought of "Chrysanthemum Watch", and he said that he had never drunk it. "Narcissism" means that he must be reborn as a woman in his next life and then marry a man like me. "Silent" means that the judge asked: Why do you want to print counterfeit money? The criminal said: I can't print real money. "Despair" means that the restaurant ordered two dishes and ate the first one: "Is there anything worse in the world? ! "Eat the second" shit! Yes! Blessing in advance: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! During the earthquake, four old ladies were playing mahjong in a tall building in Chengdu. One of them said, "Why do I feel the building shaking? "Another old lady got up and looked out of the window:" Nothing, nothing, play cards quickly, the other buildings are shaking! "Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke? Boy a: no teacher: no? Well, French fries, please. A naturally held out two fingers and took them ... Teacher: No? ! Call your parents [Scene 2] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy b: no teacher: no? Well, have a potato chip. B: Because she heard of A, she carefully held potato chips in her palm. Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in ketchup? B accidentally dipped too much, and immediately played it with your fingers ... Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skilled. Call your parents ... [Scene 3] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy C: Don't smoke Teacher: No, all right, French fries. C because of the first two examples, I ate French fries carefully and sweated. Teacher: won't you bring a root back to my classmate? C took the French fries and put them in his ear … Teacher: No smoking? Call your parents ... [Scene 4] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy D: Don't smoke Teacher: Yes, I'll have French fries. Eating French fries in fear. Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates? D carefully put the chips back in his pocket. The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming! D hurriedly took out his French fries from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet ... Teacher: No smoking? ! Call your parents ... [Scene 5] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy E: No, Teacher: Fine. Have a potato chip. E just took potato chips, and the teacher said, won't you invite me to dinner? E quickly pass the French fries with both hands, and then take out the lighter ... Teacher: No smoking? ! Call your parents ... [Scene 6] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy F: No smoking Teacher: Yes, I'll have French fries. I ate it in fear. Teacher: Suddenly he shouted: The headmaster is coming! F sweaty palms, but still calmly bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster! Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth. F takes out the French fries: No, they are still there. The fire hasn't been lit yet ... [Scene 7] Teacher: Do you smoke or not? Boy G: I swear to God, absolutely not. Teacher: Really not? Ok, let's have a French fries. G naturally brought the French fries and ate them clean. Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like? G (smug): Big … [Scene 8] Teacher: French fries, please. Boy n: no thanks! Someone was riding a bicycle and heard a passerby shout: Go, Go, Go … I thought, Damn it, I can sing: Oh, music, music, music … I plunged into the ditch without saying anything. Passers-by scolded: Shit! Let me tell you something, Gou Gou, do you still ride horses? ! You deserve to fall to death! My son sleeps with his mother every night. Mom said: when you grow up, you marry a daughter-in-law and sleep with your mother? A: Yes. Mom said, what about your wife? The son said, let her sleep with her father. After hearing this, Dad said excitedly, The child has been sensible since childhood. A mother took a taxi to pick up her daughter from junior high school. When they passed a road, they saw a group of coquettish girls standing on the side of the road "doing business". The teenage daughter asked curiously, Mom, what are those women doing standing on the side of the road? In order not to affect her daughter's young and innocent mind, the mother replied: those women are waiting for their husbands' talkative taxi drivers, but they are whispering: it's so funny. Everyone knows that those women are angry with the driver. Deng glanced at his daughter and then asked, Mom, will J-girl have children? Mother said coldly, of course, otherwise who will drive the taxi! A brother is constipated and can't walk in the toilet for a long time. Just as he was going all out, he watched a buddy rush into the toilet like the wind and enter the next position. No sooner had I entered than there was a real storm. The brother said enviously to his buddy: I envy you, and the buddy said: I don't envy you, my pants haven't been taken off yet ~ ~ Once I played mahjong on a hot day, the power suddenly went out, so I had to buy candles to continue playing. After a long time, another man said, "I can't open it." A brother who blew out the candles went to the toilet. He ended up in the ladies' room by mistake. After entering, he found that there was no urinal. It doesn't feel right Fortunately, there is no one in the ladies' room. He walked out casually. When I opened the door, I met a mm who came in. Had a face-to-face encounter with him. He blushed and hung his head. He turned and went to the men's room all day. There are too many people on the bus, which is extremely hot and stuffy. I don't know who farted This is a worse environment. My friend can't stand it, and I don't know who it is. I can't help it It happened that the conductor was asking, "Who didn't buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had a plan and said loudly, "Fart didn't buy a ticket!" " Suddenly, a particularly fat woman, holding the ticket high in her hand, said loudly, "I have bought the ticket!" " A sculpture was completed in the new building of a university: a girl held a book in her left hand and a dove symbolizing peace in her right hand. Publicly soliciting names from off-campus students, many people's slogans coincide-reading is a bird's best! Bicycles in school are lost seriously, and the new ones disappear in the blink of an eye, but sometimes with luck, the lost bicycles will reappear every few days. One day, my roommate Xiao Jing bought a new transmission car. She showed off to everyone and said, "I locked this car with the latest lock!" " The next day, Xiao Jing came back from self-study at night and looked depressed. He still holds a piece of paper in his hand, which reads: Don't be the owner here, I borrowed the car, and I'll pay you back in a few days! A few days later, the thief really returned the car. Xiao Jing is very happy, but she is worried that the car will be "borrowed" again. He bought ten big locks, locked the car tightly, and put a note on the thief: See how you "borrow"! When Xiao Jing went downstairs the next morning, she found five more locks on the car, and there was a note on the lock: See how you ride! There are three little tadpoles. They went to a restaurant for dinner ... After a while, the first course was fried frogs ... Three tadpoles sang in unison: I don't want to grow up ... One day, Cao Cao arrested Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them: each of you should go to the orchard and choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei took out an apple. Cao Cao said, if they can put their fruits in * * *, let them go. Zhang Fei tried for a while without success and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes and Cao Cao said the same thing to him. Guan Yu started stuffing things ... when he stuffed the third one, Guan Yu suddenly smiled, and as a result, he smashed the grapes and was killed. After going to the underworld, the prince asked Guan Yu, "You are so stupid, why are you laughing?" "If you don't laugh, you won't die," Guan Yu said with a sigh. I don't want to! Jealous beauty! When I stuffed the third one, I suddenly saw Brother Liu coming out with a durian ... "Yesterday I went to eat KFC. The people behind me looked like a couple. They ordered a lot of dishes and then sat next to me. After sitting down, the girls began to eat hard, as if they were hungry for several days, while the boys chewed French fries one by one, as if suddenly something was on their mind. The boy put down the chips, leaned down and asked seriously, "Qingqing, can I chase you?" "The girl didn't look up, just said," No! " The boy asked again, "Is it completely impossible?" The girl simply said, "Not at all!" The boy froze, looked at her and stayed there ... At that time, the girl was holding a chicken leg in one hand and a hamburger in the other, thinking that the boy was watching her, so she stopped eating, and then looked at the boy with a bad eye and whispered, "Hmm ... can I still eat?" Everyone around me, including me, laughed out loud. The boy said helplessly, "Eat, eat ..." This MM is so cute ... If I don't let go, I must chase it! ! ! ! School has always been restless. I taught myself for the first time when I was a freshman. I was depressed when I was sitting in the classroom. I immediately ran to the aisle to smoke and just lit a cigarette. After a while, a girl from PL came over and asked me, "Now I am studying by myself! How did you get out? " I said, stuffy smoke, um where are you from? How did you get out? PLMM pointed to our classroom and said, that! At that time, I was so excited to say, just the two of us? What, are you depressed? She said: well, we ran out of the self-study class as a freshman. I came out to see him and smiled occasionally. Looks like someone still can't sit still. What do you want from him? You're not his mother! MM: I can't help it I am his director! I was cheated at that time … A minute later, I choked out a sentence: Teacher, you look so young … After Phelps won the gold medal, how did countries compete in breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly and freestyle? 100, 00, 00 and 100 lead to too many gold medals, all of which require to increase the number of gold medals in their own advantageous events. Football can be divided into three categories: human, human and 1 1. Table tennis should be divided into straight, horizontal, straight doubles, straight singles and mixed doubles on the beach, indoors and on the grass. It should be divided into black horse equestrian, white horse equestrian, red horse equestrian, brown horse equestrian, real horse equestrian and zebra equestrian. Kenya proposed that the long-distance running should be divided into10000m,11000m and 65438m. P, p, p, p should be added to all mixed sports. . Group p. 00p In addition to men's and women's events, all athletes who should add a shemale group and a gold medal should also give a gold medal to South Korea, because these athletes who won the gold medal are Korean, or their ancestors are Korean.
A story or joke that makes people feel better when they miss their predecessors.
Of course, find a better, more handsome and richer incumbent, so that you will feel better instantly. Let yourself fall asleep quickly, and dream of a handsome guy proposing to you with flowers and a diamond ring in his hand. You will wake up laughing in your dream.
Is there a story in Lu that makes people feel good?
Look at the following story, which should make you feel comfortable after being moved.
Paper cranes in the rain
When the boy and the girl just fell in love, the boy folded a thousand paper cranes for the girl and hung them in the girl's room.
The boy said to the girl, these 1000 paper cranes represent my 1000 hearts.
At that time, boys and girls felt the sweetness and happiness of love every minute.
Then the girls gradually alienated the boys. The girl got married, went to France, went to Paris and appeared in her dreams many times.
When girls break up with boys, they say to boys, we all have to face reality. Marriage is a second reincarnation for women, and I must seize every opportunity.
Yes, you are too poor. I can't imagine our days together. ...
After the girl went to France, the boy sold newspapers, worked as a temporary worker and did a small business. He worked hard at every job.
Many years have passed, and with the help of his friends and his own efforts, he finally has his own company.
He is rich, but he is still infatuated with girls.
One rainy day, the boy saw an old man walking slowly in front of him from his black Audi car.
The boy recognized the girl's parents, so he decided to follow them.
He wants them to know that he owns not only a car, but also a villa and a company, and that he is not a poor man, but a young boss.
The boy followed them all the way through the local train. It has been raining. Although the old couple held an umbrella, they were still wet by the oblique rain.
At the destination, the boy froze. This is a cemetery.
He saw the girl, and the girl in the tombstone porcelain statue was smiling sweetly at him.
And next to the small grave, a string of paper cranes hung on thin wire, so vivid in the drizzle.
The girl's parents told the boy that the girl didn't go to Paris, the girl got cancer and the girl went to heaven.
Girls want boys to get ahead and have a warm home, so girls will do this.
She said that she knew the boy and thought he would succeed.
The girl said that if one day the boy goes to the cemetery to see her, please bring some paper cranes anyway.
The boy knelt in front of the girl's grave, tears streaming down his face.
It didn't stop raining in Tomb-Sweeping Day, and the boy was soaked to the skin.
The boy remembered the innocent smiling face of the girl many years ago, and his heart began to bleed.
When the old couple walked out of the cemetery, they saw the boy standing not far away and the door had been opened for the old man.
There is a sad song in the car stereo. "My heart, no regrets, flies in the wind for you, paper crane, with thousands of feelings ..."
The last message.
Cherish what you love.
There is no regret medicine in the world.
My wife is a little tail. She asks me everywhere I go. I'm bored, but she enjoys it. However, this little tail disappeared forever in the middle of the night when it rained heavily. ...
My mood is very sad, my heart is full of guilt and pain, and I can't forgive my mistakes.
On my wedding day, my wife bought me a mobile phone with the money from buying a ring. That night, the two of us were under the covers, debugging the ringtone of the mobile phone over and over again. We feel that life is like this, loud and sweet, full of longing and hope. From that day on, I often received a phone call from her: "Husband, buy something to eat after work." "Husband, I miss you and I love you." "Husband, go to my mother's house for dinner at night." My heart is warm. Once I forgot to charge my mobile phone, which happened to accompany my leader to the grassroots. I didn't get home until midnight. I opened the door and found that my wife had cried her eyes red. It turns out that since I got off work, she called every quarter of an hour, and I was out of service. My wife is more anxious and always thinks something is wrong. Later, she called every ten minutes and didn't put down the receiver until I opened the door. I don't think much of my wife's fuss: "I'm not a child, what else can I do?" My wife said she had a hunch that I wouldn't come back until I answered the phone. I patted my wife on the head and smiled: "Fool!" "However, since then, I have never forgotten to charge my mobile phone in time.
Later, I got a promotion, got money, and changed several mobile phones. Suddenly one day, I remembered the ring I owed my wife, so I excitedly dragged her to the mall. But she hesitated again and said, "What's the use of the platinum diamond ring in your hand?" Will you buy me a mobile phone? I can contact you often. "So I bought her a mobile phone.
That day, one of us was in the bedroom and the other in the living room, texting each other and having a good time.
One night, my colleagues and I went to a friend's house to play cards. We are in a good mood. My wife called: "Where are you?" Why don't you go home? ""I play cards at my colleague's house. " "When will you come back?" "Let's talk about it later. "Lost, won, won, lost, the wife played over and over again. It was raining heavily outside, and my wife's phone rang again: "Where the hell are you?" "What are you doing? Come back soon! " "Didn't tell you? I am playing at my colleague's house. How can I go back in such a heavy rain! " "Then tell me where you are and I'll pick you up!" "No need!" All my friends who play cards laugh at me for being "henpecked". In a rage, I turned off my phone.
At dawn, I lost my hands. My friend drove me home, my door was locked and my wife was not at home. Just then, the phone rang. It was my mother-in-law. The other end of the phone cried and said that she came out in the rain at night, rode a bicycle and took an umbrella to my colleague's house to find one house after another, and there was an accident on the road and she never woke up.
I turned on my mobile phone and saw an unread message on it: "Have you forgotten? Today is our wedding anniversary! I'm coming for you, don't run around, I have an umbrella! " She is on her way to find me and will never wake up. I was in tears and looked at this message over and over again. I felt like I lost the whole world that night.
It's been three months since my wife died, and I still can't wake up from the nightmare. I don't want to work. I feel depressed all day and want to accompany her again and again. ...
The purpose of reposting this article is to let everyone learn to cherish it!
Don't let the person who loves you get the slightest harm!
Don't wait to lose it, it's torturing you!
"Pure" writes a story that good mood brings benefits to people.
When you are in a bad mood, go for a walk in the distance. Go to one end of a bridge to watch the sunset, and then go to the other end to enjoy the night. Go far away, just find a passing girl and tell her that meeting is a beautiful fate, or lie on the silent grass and look up at the sky and entrust your heart to the whispering wind.
When you are in a bad mood, go shopping in the city at night. Overpasses and underpasses are full of homeless people. Think about the feeling of going home, and then sigh the hardships of life. There are always sober people and sweet dreams in this city. Even if the seasons change, you will not be disturbed at all.
The sunshine is dazzling, and it is a day suitable for laughter. Wild chrysanthemums are blooming silently in a corner. I don't know whose Xiaohua Mall sleeps on the lawn … so calm and serene … who will care about the short haze in your heart? So let go of those unnecessary shackles and fly freely.
Time goes by. No one will remember a sunny autumn afternoon, in a strange place, there was a girl's tears. Only the elapsed time is eternal; Only leaving you is eternal.
On a beautiful Sunday, I wanted to have a good sleep, but my parents dragged me to climb the mountain. I was in a bad mood and the weather was hot and dry, so ... I stepped on the stairs listlessly and didn't pay attention to the surrounding vegetation. Occasionally, I will take it out and put it on the steps at my feet, hoping that it can move like a ladder in a shopping mall, send me to the top of the mountain, and then send me down the mountain immediately to end this boring trip as soon as possible. I finally reached the top of the mountain. Look at my watch. Half an hour is like a year. "Ah, I have to go down the mountain. I am going to collapse. " This is my last complaint on this trip. I walked to the railing in front of the mountain. Suddenly I was shocked by what I saw. Smoke billows from the empty valley, and the mountains far and near are densely covered with harmonious green. What a quiet and peaceful scene. "Those who fly kites with no worries, look at the peak and rest, and talk about world events are gone forever." My restless heart suddenly calmed down. I am like a bird in the mountains, calmly crossing the peak and lingering in this scene. I reluctantly left the top of the mountain and walked down the hill along the original road. God, is this the road I just walked? The steps extend down neatly. There are different shapes of vegetation on the roadside, some like horns in the sky, some like green palms, as if waving goodbye to me. When I passed the prominent branch I cursed, I couldn't help but be shocked. The tenacious branch protruded from the hard stone. "How full of energy!" I can't help admiring. After another 40 minutes, I returned to the foot of the mountain, and time was like a blink of an eye. At this time, I suddenly understood why the same road, the same scenery, will have different feelings! It turned out that my restless mood cleared up. A good mood can make such a big change in an environment. The same is true in life. Therefore, a good mood, like sunshine, can make you feel bright, hopeful and warm.
A good mood is the cheers of the long drought and the rain, the joy of the rest of my life after the robbery, and the warmth of caring for each other. Let's take the good mood train and start a good mood journey!
Ba is a story about being in a good mood to raise a serious illness.
Generally speaking, two patients went to the hospital, one was cancer and the other was misdiagnosed. Cancer thought that it was like this anyway, so they were in a good mood for a long time. One of them was misdiagnosed, but he didn't feel well and didn't want to eat. He looks sad every day, and the result is not good.
Nine bedtime stories that can make people feel better.
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