How to answer a meal is humorous.

1, I'm full, delicious and need to eat more.

Remember to eat more fat, so that no one will rob you from me.

3, eat, eat, just like watching you eat!

Hold out your hand and say that this is a hard job. Would you like to add a dish?

5. I am squatting. I'll be right there. Wait for me!

6. Eat something delicious, and then we can continue to talk about food.

7, then you eat first! Do you have any plans after dinner? If not, can I ask you out?

8. What a coincidence! I'm in the toilet!

9. You go to eat and I go to the toilet.