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I never thought that Shen Teng would be such a person

When "The King of Comedy" was released in 1999 and became Stephen Chow's masterpiece, 20-year-old Shen Teng entered the Beijing People's Liberation Army Art School through his sister's relationship and officially entered the acting field.

In the movie, whenever Stephen Chow has time, he will watch "An Actor's Self-cultivation" and face the sea and shout: Come on!

As expected, it was a huge success. For the next twenty years, no one could challenge Stephen Chow's status as the king of comedy.

Until the 20 billion box office Mr. Shen Teng appeared, but I never thought that Shen Teng was such a person?

The spring breeze of reform blew again and again, and Shen Teng’s parents caught up with the best of times. The chief designer went south to give a speech. Shen Teng’s parents were the first people to go to sea, and their lives had already been prosperous. Many people around me are envious.

The financial burden of having a baby was not within the parents' consideration. In the third year after giving birth to a daughter, the parents gave birth to a son. Shen Teng's arrival brought joy to the whole family.

The Shen family, who got rich first, planned a path for their two children early on. The elder sister Shen Na took the literary route, and the younger brother Shen Teng took the academic route and became scientists and put on white coats.

Things are unpredictable. When Shen Na started to dance solo in the Children's Palace, Shen Teng was unable to hold her up against the wall. She was not born to study. Shen's mother could already memorize the questions, but But Shen Teng couldn't even remember the title.

But his father was also a lover of literature and art. Influenced by his father, father and son liked to watch Chaplin's mimes.

When Shen's father came back from a business trip in Shanghai and brought Shen Teng a small suit and a walking stick, Shen Teng imitated Chaplin and made the whole family laugh.

Perhaps there was some divine will, but 30 years later, Shen Teng was loved by the public for imitating Chaplin.

Shen Teng is loved by everyone at school and at home for his good looks. When his sister told her mother that there was a handsome boy in the school, her mother didn’t believe that there was someone prettier than her son, and she went to the school to have a look. .

In such a prosperous life, Shen Teng grew up slowly, and his sister Shen Na also entered the literary and artistic circle as her parents wished. She also won the second prize in the national singing competition and became the school's leading star. Man of the hour.

But looking back at Shen Teng, he still looked like he was doing nothing. His parents were very worried. At the suggestion of his sister, Shen Teng's parents decided to let Shen Teng apply for the military arts exam. This way, he would be an iron rice bowl. As for worrying about livelihood.

At that time, after a special period, military arts did not recruit undergraduates, and only resumed enrollment in 1993. It was the time when there was a shortage of people.

When General Shen Na After Shen Teng was recommended to the school teacher, the teacher found that Shen Teng didn't know anything and was as malleable as a blank piece of paper, so he passed him in the interview. To this day, Shen Teng is unwilling to admit that he got into the job because of his sister's relationship. Military arts.

At that time, Shen Teng was loved by many little girls in school because of his good looks. The girls gave him medicine and were jealous of him.

Such Shen Teng Aroused the jealousy of his male classmates, his roommate poured water on Shen Teng's legs while he was asleep and blew it with an electric fan, which almost gave Shen Teng a cold.

But Shen Teng did not resist, because Lazy means too lazy to move. Even the ashtray that was only 20cm away from me was too lazy to move after I smoked. It bounced directly to the ground. The ashtrays were always flying everywhere on Shen Teng's desk.

But Shen Teng is like this, but he is a class cadre. The teacher doesn't look at him because Shen Teng really has comedy talent. Because wherever Shen Teng stops, his style of painting will be different immediately.

Maybe it’s the innate sense of joy that Northeastern people have. Shen Teng always makes teachers and classmates laugh when rehearsing plays, and he also relies on his comedy talent to become a performance coach.

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Being a performance director has many hidden benefits. It is hard to say whether it is a blessing or a curse for Shen Teng.

"Acting is all about acting, and you also have to stick your butt out." This is what Shen Teng, the school's performance instructor, said to the junior students. In 2003, senior Shen Teng was rehearsing for his juniors and younger students, and he stuck his butt out. That school girl happened to be the girl who was late.

Shen Teng didn't care about the girl's face at all, and the girl replied very aggressively: "My butt is naturally so curved."

When the two of them met for the second time When they met, Shen Teng was shocked. The sophomore junior sister did a tap dance. Shen Teng, who was sitting below, drooled all over the floor and stared straight in the eyes.

Then Wang Qi received an inexplicable text message: The sleeping position is wrong, get up and sleep again.

When the sophomore junior sister called back curiously, Shen Teng said that she had sent the message. Wrong information.

When a woman is curious about another man, it means that she is about to fall in love. In Shen Teng's episode, the two of them went back and forth and fell in love.

As the saying goes, to guard against fire and theft, guard against your senior brother, but Wang Qi failed to guard against his senior brother Shen Teng.

At this time, Jia Ling broke up with her college boyfriend, and her sister called Jia Ling every day to urge her to go home.

Ma Li’s parents went bankrupt due to SARS. Her father mustered up the courage and asked Ma Li to borrow money with a look of embarrassment.

Only Shen Teng has lived the most prosperous life. He has never suffered anything since he was a child. He falls in love in school, plays games, and spends the living expenses provided by his family, living like a god.

Shen Teng has not yet experienced the hardships that actors have to endure.

Chen Peisi said: All the things that make people laugh in comedy are pathos.

Graduation is imminent, and Shen Teng, who is facing graduation, has nothing to do all day long. When a classmate gave Shen Teng "If you want to eat mahua, screw it now", this boy who has not studied well since he was a child and has dyslexia,

I stayed up all night to read this script, and I felt like it was tailor-made for me.

At that time, there was a saying on the campus of Peking University: steamed buns, porridge, please upstairs, That welcome phrase, full of Beijing accent and full of ridicule, has become an important channel for non-local students to understand Beijing dialect.

When a talent from Peking University named Yu Kai created "I Want to Eat Twist Twists Now" based on it, he was even more confident that the play would be a hit because of its down-to-earth appeal.

When Shen Teng found Yukai in an alley, Yukai was attracted by Shen Teng's joy, and a friendship was established between the two.

When Yukai contracted a venue for 40 performances at the Yifu Building of Peking University, only four audiences came for the first performance. The talented scholar from Peking University felt like snowflakes were falling outside, and the north wind was blowing. I felt very miserable.

Shen Teng and Yu Kai apologized to the audience at the door and refunded their tickets. Shen Teng even reimbursed the audience for the round-trip fare on behalf of the company. At that time, Shen Teng didn't care about this.

Shen Teng didn't care, but Yu Kai did. Thinking of the next expenses such as venue, lighting, and actors' wages, Yue Hai could only lay off employees, and the first one to be laid off was a seventy-year-old man. and a newly hired actor.

At this time, our young master Shen couldn't stand it anymore and said that part of the uncle's salary would be deducted from his own salary. Only Shen Teng in the entire crew had such confidence.

Because when he was in military arts, his parents opened a restaurant next to the school in order to prevent their precious son from suffering, just to improve food for Shen Teng every now and then. Shen Teng went there because he was lazy. All less.

Master Shen, who has never eaten instant noodles, has experienced the hardships of life.

At this time, Jia Ling couldn't even afford a 400-yuan basement apartment, and she didn't even dare to go out during the day to avoid her landlord.

Shen Teng, who graduated from military arts, is still out of tune. Apart from going to the company and chatting with the crew, he just plays games in the dormitory. He does not look like a promising young man in the 21st century.

Although Wang Qi graduated later than Shen Teng, she still shows up to the set every day with her photos. She even became the heroine of "Ma Mingfeng Xiao Xiao" and participated in "Ode to the River" and "Where the Peach Blossoms Are Blooming" "A Place", "Tie Lihua" and other film and television dramas, the salary is much higher than that of Shen Teng on the Happy Twist crew.

However, these differences still could not change Shen Teng. When Wang Qi returned to Shen Teng's rental house very tired from filming, there was no place to put his feet. Wang Qi's earnest attempts to dissuade him could not change him. Shen Teng.

Seeing no hope, Wang Qi broke up with Shen Teng.

People only know how to cherish when they lose. This year, games are no longer fun and food is no longer delicious. Only then did Shen Teng realize how good Wang Qi was and shamelessly chased Wang Qi back. Shen Teng pointed to the slogan posted by his sister in his dormitory: Work hard, come on! Cherish your time and make sure you change.

The twists are pulled out of radish and mixed with mud, and the fresh water is flowing. This may seem strange, but anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is Chen Peisi standing up for happy twists.

The next happy twist is like Guo Degang appearing on Beijing TV, it became popular!

At the beginning, the conceited Peking University talent Yu Kai performed based on the principle of not being afraid of the dark alleys if the wine is good. He did not study the market and did not understand where his target customers were.

You faced a group of people Grandpa and auntie, wink and wink, it’s no use even if you lie in my arms and act like a baby, I can’t appreciate the performances of these young people.

Among these young people are He Jiong, Xie Na and others who are famous today.

When the show was performed at the Haidian Theater in Beijing, scalpers got wind of it and everyone ended up earning more than 8,000 yuan, which was higher than the salary of the actors for a performance in the theater. In the end, these The scalper went home in a happy mood.

But Ma Li did not have the opportunity to witness such a grand occasion.

After graduating from China National Theater, Ma Li did not have any advantage due to her appearance. In the entertainment industry, where reputation is valued, Ma Li Unable to gain a foothold, Li had to perform in small theaters to make ends meet.

At that time, Ma Li’s life was very miserable. How miserable was it? I was constantly harassed by phone calls, saying I needed special services.

It turns out that Ma Li rented a house with a friend, and the landlord said he would pay the agency fee. But in the end, after the landlord received the rent, he disappeared. As a result, the agency could not receive the agency fee. The agency could only pay the agency fee through the keyhole. He used glue to seal the house, and knocked on the door in the middle of the night to threaten Ma Li. He often called the police, but when the police came, the agents ran away.

Seeing that the agency still could not receive the agency fee, the agency made a small advertisement with Ma Li’s mobile phone number and posted it everywhere, saying that it could provide special services. Ma Li’s phone number was inundated with calls.

In this kind of life, Ma Li still has to perform in small theaters to earn living expenses, and Ma Li does not want to cause trouble to her bankrupt parents.

At this time, Shen Teng, after Happy Twist became famous, except for his Monday break, spent most of his time polishing the script and his acting skills, hoping to make a difference in the drama industry.

But whenever I have time, I will go to watch performances in major theaters in Beijing with my friends. The main purpose is to find actors for the crew.

When Shen Teng and two director friends went to a theater to watch a performance one day in 2007, every actor on the stage had their own characteristics, but Shen Teng only remembered the actress who laughed boldly. .

An actor left Happy Twist for some reason. Shen Teng immediately thought of this laughing woman.

When Ma Li received an interview call from the crew of Happy Twist, she prepared carefully , because Happy Twist was so famous at this time, Ma Li was very worried.

After pushing open the door of the crew office, the sentence "Four twos, explode" refreshed Ma Li's outlook on life, and even made Ma Li mistakenly think that she was in the wrong place, and shouted out four The second person is Shen Teng.

In this way, the Shen Ma combination was established, and the man Shen Teng entered Ma Li's world.

The mountains and rivers met bosom friends, and Zhong Ziqi and Yu Boya met.

In 2011, Happy Twist was very popular in Beijing. Spring Festival Gala director Ma Dong approached Shen Teng and hoped that Shen Teng could design a work for the Spring Festival Gala. Shen Teng refused because he was too busy filming dramas.

In 2012, the director of the Spring Festival Gala was replaced by Ha Wen, and Shen Teng was targeted again. Ha Wen came to visit Shen Teng again and again. Besides being lazy, Shen Teng also had another problem, that is, he was "thin-skinned". Reluctantly agreed.

To attend the Spring Festival Gala, you are not invited, but you can go directly. You must also use your own works to speak for yourself. Even big names like Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan need to pass the review before they can attend. Cai Ming, the star of the Spring Festival Gala, also has continuous I haven’t been able to attend the Spring Festival Gala for several years.

On New Year’s Eve, Shen Teng was still revising the script and lines. For this, Ha Wen was often criticized by the leadership.

But on New Year’s Eve night, Shen Teng’s "The Happiness I Want" received a good response and gave Ha Wen a satisfactory answer.

Wang Qi, who is Shen Teng’s girlfriend, is calling friends in her hometown in Sichuan, trying to tell everyone who her boyfriend is through TV.

Except Wang Qi, No one had ever seen Shen Teng, but when Allen came on the stage, he complimented Wang Qi in front of Wang Qi that your boyfriend was tall and handsome. As a result, Wang Qi's face turned green, and no one around mentioned the Spring Festival Gala skit. It doesn't mean others don't mention it.

While trying on shoes in Sanlitun, Beijing, a little girl shouted excitedly: Are you Hao Jian? Are you Hao Jian?

Shen Teng replied no, no. The answer is no

Shen Teng still underestimated the influence of the Spring Festival Gala. Shen Teng suddenly became famous all over the country from Beijing.

In 2015, a movie "Charlotte" with a budget of 21 million was released, but it ended up taking 1.44 billion at the box office. Only then did people know that Shen Teng was not only good at sketches, but also good at acting. Not bad.

In 2015, when Shen Teng participated in the first season of "Happy Comedian", he defeated Jia Ling and Song Xiaobao, won the championship in one fell swoop, and became the King of Likes, but he was still not close to Stephen Chow's "The King of Comedy" mean.

Since Zhao Benshan announced that he would not participate in sketches in 2013, many people felt that the comedy industry was in decline. At this time, Shen Teng's rise made people think that he was Zhao Benshan's well-deserved successor.

In 2015, when participating in a variety show, Shen Teng planned a proposal to Wang Qi. At this time, Wang Qi said, this is the hope of our whole family. When she finally attended the wedding, Shen Na did not attend. .

When participating in the "Venus Show", Shen Teng said that if he did not marry her, he would be a sinner. This brought a lot of trouble to Shen Teng and was interpreted by the media as Shen Teng. Forced into marriage by Wang Qi.

Many people want to make movies with Shen Teng, but Shen Teng is very picky about scripts and will never star in a movie if he doesn’t like it.

In the past few years, except for Han Han’s "Flying Life" ", Yan Yi's "The Richest Man in Xihong City"

When Jia Ling found Shen Teng, Shen Teng originally wanted to make a cameo, but Jia Ling directly changed "Hello, Li Huanying" significantly for Shen Teng. In addition to making this movie Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei became popular, and Shen Teng unexpectedly became Mr. 20 Billion.

Wang Qi and Ma Li were good friends at first. However, after Shen Teng and Ma Li were criticized for their closeness, they gradually drifted apart, just like Jia Ling and Bai Kainan in the cross talk world. Feng Gong is like a herd of cattle.

Ma Li, who left Shen Teng, went downhill one after another, and her cooperation with others did not cause the slightest splash.

Looking at Ma Li, Shen Teng decided to help. In 2020, the two collaborated on "Going Through the Scenes". After Ma Li gave birth to her child, the two collaborated on the "Ma Liang" unit in "My Hometown and Me" , and their collaboration "Walking on the Moon" will be released in 2022.

Shen Teng is such a person, a person who makes you feel that there is still a kind side in human nature.

Maybe on that day when the happy Mahua party was together, the evening breeze in Beijing stirred The shirtless Shen Teng, with his hair tied back, looked at the beer bottles scattered on the floor. At that time, Shen Teng had not yet become famous. Maybe everyone liked such a free and unrestrained life.

Each of us will eventually be fettered by life. This is what life should be like.

Text/Pangpang

Shen/Zhuzhu