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Said an interesting famous saying: If you insist on losing weight, you must turn around every day.
1, the road to losing weight is tortuous, and the future of losing weight is bright.
2, losing weight is not so easy, every piece of fat has its temper.
3, look at your own fat face, what qualifications do you have to eat! Must lose weight.
4, there is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full!
5, increase calories, I am full and then go to lose weight.
6. Sorry, I like something thinner!
7. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
8. I like this sentence: I lose weight, and the less I lose, the fatter I get.
9, do not lose weight in March, sad in April, sad in May, sad in June, sad in July, sad in August.
10, can't control appetite, and then lose weight when you are full.
1 1, fashionable weight loss, perfect shaping.
12, what can be shouted out is truth; Anyone who can recognize it from a distance is really fat!
13, you are already a dead fat man, through the dirt of gas clothes! 14, knowing that you are fat just doesn't move, hey, lazy people have small shirts!
15, poisoned in the middle of the night, let's eat together and lose weight.
16, a big face is not a disease, but a thick leg is fatal.
17, the reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.
18, action is better than action. Lose weight from now on.
19, they are all fleshy, why are plants cute?
20. Why don't we eat first and then lose weight?
2 1, I don't know if you look good after losing weight, but I know that you are not fat at all!
22, only the desire for a beautiful figure is greater than the desire for disappointment, it is possible to lose weight successfully.
23, losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper.
24, how so shameless, eat and eat, look at your chubby face, what qualifications do you have to eat! Fat bitch!
25, you don't understand the world of fat people, eat enough, and then lose weight.
26, a woman who loves to eat! Eat more acridine and eat less. What can you do? Will you die? 27, clothes, pants, how come you have lost weight.
28. If the weight gain is less than 100 minus 20, obey and lose weight.
29. The goddess has no vest line, how can she break into the world?
30, eat and lose weight, but this is also visible to the naked eye.
3 1, bumping shirts is not terrible, whoever is fat is embarrassed.
Find a job you like, and you won't be rejected because of your figure.
33. Being fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will become too perfect after losing weight.
34. For the sake of emotional brothers and sisters, you should have self-control.
35. When you are full, you will lose weight and be strong.
The above are funny quotations and sentences about losing weight for everyone to enjoy. I hope you like it!
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