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Search the use of language and characters in family, society and campus.

Don't understand doesn't mean don't understand. It's called-vertigo.

Discontent is not discontent, it is-damn it.

A meeting is not a meeting, it's a party.

Rich people are not called rich people, but-VIP.

Giving advice is not giving advice, it's called-patting bricks.

Support does not support, yes-top.

Strong support is not strong support, it is called-crazy top.

Cheating is not cheating, it's an affair.

Chasing girls is not chasing girls, it is-picking up girls.

Eating is not eating, but-pinching.

Envy is not envy, but-drooling.

Having fun is not fun, it's fun.

Dancing is not dancing, it's-dancing.

Things are not called things, but called-Dongdong.

People invite you to dinner, not to invite you to dinner, but to have dinner.

Excitement is not excitement, but-high.

Very excited, not very excited, but-to high.

Ability is not called ability, it is called-material.

Bad luck is not bad luck, but failure.

Single women are not called single women, but petty bourgeoisie.

A single man is not called a single man, but a bachelor.

Cockroaches are not called cockroaches, but-Xiao Qiang.

Being bitten by countless mosquitoes is not called being bitten by countless mosquitoes, it is called-new mosquitoes even bang.

Good-looking is not good-looking, but-striking!

Ugly girls on the Internet are not ugly girls-they are dinosaurs.

The ugly man on the Internet is not an ugly man-he is a frog.

Experts on the Internet are not experts-they are prawns.

Online low hand is not low hand-it's called rookie.

Reading posts is not called reading posts-it's called reading.

I don't call me: I call me.

Not bad, not bad, but eight mistakes.

Dead or not, it's 74.

Your name is kiss 77 1 and hug 88 1.

I'm so angry -7456

Do you like it? Do you like it? This is called porridge.

I wish you happiness. I didn't mean to wish you happiness ... I called you happy pig.

Don't scream, just call 94.

Yeah, that's not called. Yes, it is called 42.

No, no, no-call the watch.

Me: me.

Kick your ass: kick your PP

FT: It's short for faint and faint.

Unity: synonymous with painting walls and sweeping buildings. That is, the whole page is your reply, an act of condemnation.

XXXX said: a verb is postpositioned, such as eating.

XXXXing:XXXX is improving, it is XXXX. For example, surfing the Internet.

PP: Photos, but if you mean playing PP, it's kicking your ass.

Kick your ass: spank your ass

BT: pervert. Compared with other segments of floating clouds, Shuiban is the place where BT haunts and beats him or her.

SL: Sex maniac. The characteristic of floating clouds is that there are more wolves than mm.

Girlfriend, girlfriend

Boyfriend, boyfriend

Kao, damn it, Kao: swear, use it carefully.

MD: Swear, be very careful!

TMD: Swear, be very careful!

TNND: swear, be especially careful!

JJWW: What you say means the way people talk.

SJB: neuropathy

PMP: kiss up

MPJ: apple polisher

Kick: flat kick

Slap: to hit in the face

KH: Sunflower is a master of practicing sunflower series. A master Yun Yun practiced in this field, and everyone called him by his first name.

KHBD: Sunflower Series

PXJF: Swordsmanship to ward off evil spirits originated from swordsmanship dedicated to KHBD and KH.

Sp: support

Wade: modal particles, dedicated to KH

Whoo-hoo, pig: sleeping.

Porridge: I like it.

Jam: I'm flattered

BXCM: ice snow cleverness

LOL: Laugh out loud, laugh.

KFC: KXXX & FXXX & CXX, if you have a grudge against someone, KFC will treat him.

PK: PlayerKill, hacker, attack, can also be interpreted as K pre-approval.

BTW: Right, right.

PS: Two meanings, btw or photoshop (a computer retouching software).

Cu: Bye, bye.

BB: Baby, lover, child, bye-bye, depending on the specific use.

Although the summons bow is super strong.

Sauce purple: like this

Fanfan: Eat.

Works: photos

Bambusa, Bambusa: The moderator, the administrator of the forum, compares the water board to a small shop and is the owner himself.

Bucket, water ghost, narcissus, water king, jellyfish: refers to irrigation madman and jellyfish woman.

Sailor: the sentient beings in the version

Divers: those guys who like to watch others irrigate but don't irrigate themselves.

Crazy: can't stand stimulation and behave abnormally.

THX, 3x: Thank you, thank you.

Sigh: sigh

Cool: cool

Pm: forum private letter

Shut up: shut up

Dl: download, download

PUB: ftp scanned on the network can be uploaded and downloaded temporarily, which means that files can be uploaded to pubftp for * * *.

Because.

BRB: Be right back, be right back.

TTYL: Talk to you later. Bye. Talk to you next time.

Bbl: Come back later.

Steamed bread: If someone is ugly or stupid, call him steamed bread.

◆ "Happy National Day" (street slogan misspelled)

◆ "Ten (plus) industrial grain" (slogan of small workshop)

◆ "All goods will be discounted (discounted)" (shop slogan)

◆ "I hope to allocate more money to help the poor and let some people get rich first." (Agency report)

◆ "Stop for dinner" (hotel slogan)

◆ "Our store serves fresh milk, eggs and mutton (cake)" (slogan of food store)

◆ "Yuan Xiao (small) has arrived, and glutinous rice balls (yuan) are available" (slogan of food store)

◆ "Haiyan is my home, and construction depends on everyone." (public service advertisement)

Using metaphor, it is pointed out that the construction of sea salt is closely related to everyone's vital interests and increases intimacy.

◆ "What to wear is Mason (what)." (Shoes advertisement)

◆ "The whole food is beautiful." (restaurant advertisement)

◆ "Clothes Don't Give Up" (clothing advertisement)

The above three clever use of homophones can attract customers' attention.

◆ "But I hope to go home, the twilight is getting stronger, and the people who return home stay here." (Hotel advertisement)

"There is no way to be vague in front of you, and you will see another bright village." (glasses advertisement)

Campus civilization slogan

1. Smile is our language and civilization is our belief.

2. Good boy = civilization+values+love+strength.

Politeness is the easiest to do and the easiest to ignore, but it is the most precious.

Politeness and civilization are the golden keys here.

Birds fly freely because they have wings, flowers are beautiful because they have fragrance, and the campus will be more progressive because of civilization.

6. Civilization is the source of happiness.

7. Let our hearts be as beautiful as flowers.

8. It is our responsibility to care about the school; Caring for the school is our obligation; Love school, our voice.

9. School is a place to learn, and civilization is the foundation of success.

10, let's take care of the collective, public property and the environment!

1 1, let's say goodbye to uncivilized behavior.

12, civilization is a bridge to communicate with each other.

13, flowers at hand, grass at foot!

14, the sky is the cradle of warmth, don't spit smoke into the sky again, make the earth sad; Grass is a beautiful carpet, so don't litter and embarrass the earth!

15, green and civilization are hope, let's sow hope together!

16, let our quality and civilization show in words and deeds!

17. Civilization is the core of the flower of success and the sail of the ideal boat.

18, the starry sky has contributed to us, the sky has contributed to us, the forest has contributed to us, the flowers have contributed to us, and nature has contributed to us. What should we do for nature?

19, it is not difficult to say "yes" to the teacher; The difficult thing is to insist on saying "yes" to the teacher sincerely.

20. Let the breath of civilization permeate every corner of the school.

2 1, flowers decorate the world with beauty, and we beautify the campus with actions!

22. Give me a clean sky so that I can soar; Give me a blue ocean so that I can swim; Give me a beautiful, civilized and quiet campus, and let me sail in the ocean of knowledge!

23. Picking up a piece of paper is purely your own spirit; A stain deliberately erased purifies a person's soul.

24. Say "No!" To uncivilized behavior.