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What program should be performed at the primary school graduation party? What game are you playing?

Knowledge competition question: Why do polar bears not eat penguins?

Answer: Because polar bears are in the Arctic and penguins are in Antarctica

Question: If Zeng Xiaoxian climbed a tree to pick cantaloupes, He can pick one in a minute, but every ten he picks, he will accidentally drop two. How many can he pick in a day?

Answer: 0 Because cantaloupes do not grow on trees, and Zeng Xiaoxian’s legs Very short, can’t climb trees at all

Question: If there is a car, Xiao Ming is driving, Xiao Hong and Xiao Lan are sitting in the back seat, who is the owner of the car?

Answer: "If" there is a car, the owner of the car is if

Question: How to say this in English if you stretch out four bent fingers

Answer: wonderful, curved four

Hu Yifei and three people

Question: Who is the one who always wants you to be responsible for her, but she is not responsible for you?

Wrong answer: Third party

Correct answer: Bank

Question: A sow crosses a bridge. The bridge can bear a weight of 500 kilograms. The sow weighs Three hundred kilograms

But when she got to the middle of the bridge, the bridge collapsed. Why is this?

Answer: It is a bridge that can be driven over.

Zi Qiao: Can a sow drive?

Yifei: Zeng Xiaoxian can drive, why can’t Sow

Question: Hu Yifei suddenly fell from an altitude of 6,000 meters to 1,000 meters, why is she still there

Not dead

Wrong answer: Because she fell in the plane

Correct answer: Because she is a Chinese stock investor

Question: Please tell me about Journey to the West The four most popular lines spoken by Monk Zhongsha

Answer: Senior brother, the master was captured by monsters. Second senior brother, the master was captured by monsters

. Senior brother, second senior brother was captured by monsters. Senior brother, second senior brother and master were all captured by monsters.

Question: Medically, pain is divided into twelve levels. The first level is the pain when being bitten by a mosquito.

The twelfth level is the pain when the mother gives birth. So, then What is the thirteenth degree of pain?

Answer: A pregnant woman happened to be bitten by a mosquito during childbirth

Question: What animal can stick to the wall

Wrong answer: cowhide, gecko

Correct answer: seal (poster)

Question: The turtle built a house in its shell and then got into it. Guess A

Health care product

Answer: Cover within a cover

Question: The same turtle tore down the house, built another house, and then drilled it again Go in

Go in and guess another health product

Answer: New cover, middle cover

Question: It’s still the same turtle, but it demolished the house again, I built another house,

Then I got in again, and guessed another health product

Answer: Juneng Calcium

Question: Yifei High School broke the same Something, but she was very happy. May I ask what she broke?

What

Wrong answer: Are you sure you want me to tell you? Are you sure you are in high school?

Correct answer: Oh, it is her 800-meter long-distance running record

Question: Complete the following actions, look up with one eye and look down with one eye

Answer: Zeng Xiaoxian was lying on the sofa, making cross-eyes

Question: What is something that is relevant to you all the time, but cannot be seen or found when you need it

Answer: Relevant departments

Question: One small step forward, one giant leap for civilization. Where did this slogan come from?

Answer: Men's restroom...

Question : Four people were playing mahjong in the house, but the police came and took away five people. May I ask why?

Answer: The person who was beaten is called mahjong

Question: How many English letters are left after removing E and T?

Answer: 21 because ET drove away the UFO

Question: There is something magical about Guan Gu, which is longer than all the boys here. And Zhang Wei is the shortest

Answer: Name