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What is the slogan posted on the rear window of the new car?

Exaggerated and humorous automobile quotations:

1, female driver+running-in+first time = Prada.

Think of me as a red light.

3, driving school, self-study.

4, "trendy noodles" = novice+hand tide+special noodles

5, super big bread, freshly baked

6.congratulations! You will be the 10 1 bumper of this car!

7. I am the meat, and the car is the mill. Everyone calls us "meat buns". Delicious! Don't taste it!

8. The slogan posted by Maxima: My brother is a BMW; Otto posted a slogan: Don't bully me, my brother is Audi.

Quotations of conventional mine car:

1, it is everyone's responsibility to protect novices;

2, novice, female!

3, the novice is a new driver, good at braking suddenly;

4, the hand tide is chaotic, and the more you rush, the slower you are;

5, the old car is broken!

6. On the first day of driving license, I was slow;

7. The new car is old and the eyes are not good; Swing from side to side, poor emergency braking

I just started my career and am studying hard.

9, overhaul no money, welcome to rear-end.

10, novice, new car, flustered! !

Alarmist car quotations:

1, nearsighted, without glasses!

2, the new car is on the road, there is a killer inside!

3, more than one file will not hang, skilled!

4, the brake throttle is unclear, it is good!

5. Vehicles with frequent accidents, please make a detour.

7. Move the obstacle, please go around.

8. Vehicles with frequent accidents, please make a detour.

9. It's up to you to buy a license and rent a car.

10, 10 years driving experience, safe driving100km.

1 1, failed the road test five times.

12, behind the nuclear bomb, keep your distance.

13, age 60, driving experience 60 days.

14, note that there is an * in front.

15, senior novice, overhaul and running-in.

16, there is a nurse killer in it.

17, recently graduated from the road killer training class.

18, Tai Sen sleeps in the car.

19, just bought this!

20, nuclear-powered engine (rear)

2 1, urban car accident maker!

22, the driver has easily settled the super Saiyan, it's up to you!

23. The basic configuration of this vehicle is the same as that of a tank, except for fire control.

Circuit car quotation:

1. See this line, your car is too close to me!

Only you silently support me behind my back.

Don't kiss me outside the car. Kissing is forbidden in the car.

4. Noodles are being practiced.

5. Don't read the words here.

6. Not a bumper car

7. I got the certificate yesterday, and I am very happy to be an excellent student.

Fierce and provocative car quotations:

1, the old car is new, stay away from me!

2, come on, mutually assured destruction!

3, you can't open it, I'm in a hurry with you!

4. Don't waste it if you smash it!

5. I am a novice. Who am I afraid of?

6. Fight if you have the courage!

7, have the ability to pass my head!

8. What are you doing to me? Be careful, I put it upside down.

9, internship and running-in, whoever catches it hits.

10, ten hits, nine wins and one draw.

Polite car quotation:

1, rookie on the road, please take care.

2. Older female drivers should pay more attention.

I am a novice and learn from you.

4, technical tide, poor craftsmanship, please forgive me!

5, you are a master, you are super!

Poetic car quotations:

1, don't kiss me, I'm shy (show)

2. Distance produces beauty

3, you let me also let, the heart is wider.

People should be closer and cars should be farther away.

5. The farthest you are my recent love.

6. If you love me, stay away from me! !