A complete collection of humorous advertisements for car sellers, how to make friends when selling your car?

I believe many people will have a second-hand car seller in their circle of friends, and some of them are particularly memorable. For example, some people can't help but want to block it, while others don't find it annoying, but find it interesting. That's why people who are eloquent and can make up stories often have some comic and humorous elements when selling cars, which makes people unable to understand or comment.

let's look at the types of humorous advertising slogans of car dealers.

Make up some emotional stories. For example, a boy wants to marry his girlfriend as soon as possible, but because of his low salary, he often stays up late to work overtime. So he planned to start his own business, so he saved money, ate instant noodles for two years and bought a Wuling Hong Guang to send tofu. But soon after Wuling Hong Guang was bought, his girlfriend ran away with Big G, so the heartbroken boy decided to sell Wuling Hong Guang, forget this relationship and sell it at a low price.

this type of story is the most, which can be said to be the Top.1 in the list of stories about selling used cars. If you haven't seen it, you can look through the circle of friends who sell used cars. There must have been this kind of story.

feelings with a sense of humor. I saw a Chery QQ when I passed by the famous autumn mountain last night. I thought it was just an ordinary Chery QQ, but I didn't expect it to use inertia drift to throw my GT-R out of a few blocks. I didn't even see its taillight, only six characters "Repairing the house and leaking water", but I saw it again when I picked up the car at the door of the store the next morning. The owner said that he didn't want to run the mountain again, and planned to retire to his hometown, go home to farm, and sell Chery QQ at a low price, as long as X.XX million.

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