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Turn over a new page slogan

As follows:

You should stay inside, study hard, obey the management, turn over a new leaf, start from scratch, try to get a lighter sentence, don't lose hope of life, make a good reform inside, strive for self-improvement and come out as soon as possible.

You should take good care of yourself alone inside, be worthy of the party and people who are worried about you outside, and care for your family. No matter how long it takes, we will wait for you outside and never give up!

Classic quotations:

1, the so-called prison is that I stole a wallet and knew everything when I went out.

There is no shortage of ugliness in life, but an evil hand that spoils beauty.

Do you know how long a mouse can live? This depends on the cat's mind.

4. Life is like being raped. If you can't resist, enjoy it.

5, don't look at me now, I am a steak at the crucial moment.

6. Dude, your name is Man Show.

7. God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful. The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"

8. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

9. People always like to stamp their own things, just as dogs have to pee again and again to confirm their territory.