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1, [You will still feel sad when you mention it, but you are not as crazy as before. ]

2. Confession means risking that you can't even be friends in the future, and gambling that you will have the opportunity to hold your hand, hug you and like you in the future.

3.- A crazy woman without losing her temperament,

Even if you fall and get hurt, your smile is still as bright as a flower.

5. At most, it's just some rambling fantasies.

6. Life is really ironic. Some people will actually become what they used to hate the most.

7. I will always be like a clown, a clown who was pushed onto the stage before I finished painting.

8. I have a soft heart. Maybe that's why I haven't been able to do it.

9. To me, the whole world is not as important as a smile from you.

10, you will think of me inadvertently in the future. Please don't forget that I loved you so much. ...

How many people will remember 1 1 and their seventeenth birthday?

12, it's not so much that others make you suffer, but that you don't have enough self-cultivation.

13, why do you want to shout your voice out, play the fool and be a hero, and show off ridicule like a supporting actor who has lost the plot?

14, if you get married and the bride is not me, I will put on a more beautiful wedding dress than your wife and sit down and look at you.

15, is there such a person around you who is happy when you are angry?

16, the pain caused by a slip of the tongue can be quickly recovered, but the result caused by a slip of the tongue may be regretted for life.

17, [children who play mobile phones while charging, you know]

18, people don't stay the same when they are born. On the contrary, life will force them to be born again and again.

19, knowing the world and not knowing the world is the most mature kindness.

20. Time is like trying to cook a person, and finally I become a person who dare not say love easily.

I don't want you to say: I love you! I want you to say: I have been there!

1, in fact, in fact, I am a charity, and I am with you for social peace.

2. Without my tree planting, I wouldn't be a Yuan Qin Xiang obsessed with love.

3, perhaps the years are too hasty, decades of time flies, and instantly become a past tense.

4. Tell me, how many billions of pixels can see people clearly,

5. _ _ _ ゛ I traveled through the storm just to hand over my heart.

6. I always thought I was strong and could recover without taking medicine.

7. From crying and complaining to smiling, in the final analysis, this is just a carefree situation.

8. I thought he was indifferent until I saw TA asking about another person.

I want to be a man in my next life and take away your favorite woman.

10, forget everything in the past, forget you, and erase the traces you left in your memory.

1 1, I hope that when the teacher asks me why, I can boldly say, "What I know doesn't need to be explained, why should I explain more what I don't understand?"

12, it's not that I don't understand, but I can't help it if I understand. Some people are suitable to be treasured in memory, and some words are suitable to be buried in the heart.

13, love you, love you very much, love you very much, give my dear seven-day National Day holiday.

14, I don't want you to say: I love you! I want you to say: I have been there!

15, in this muddy world, what kind of future promise will you give me?

16, busy street, there is always a broken car and a broken shoe sitting inside.

17, wearing glasses in class, watching the teacher lecture is like watching a movie for 45 minutes.

18, every morning, I remind myself again that life is short and beautiful, and there is no time to struggle and care.

19, [Is love without opening your mouth precious]

20. If you are not humble so far, you have never really loved.

Maybe this is love.

Everything is a trick of fate. You know, at first, I wanted to stay with you, too.

I dare not expect too much. I just want to treat this moment as eternity and the present as a bit of memory.

I used to think that the star that belonged to me would not fall, but when it really fell, I found that there was really no eternity in the world.

Some people, when you first meet them, seem destined to grow old forever.

If you let a person know yourself too well, it will become your achilles heel and make you vulnerable.

The person who often makes you angry is the one who loves you more, but he just doesn't know how to express it.

I used to think that the greatest thing to love someone is to wait, but today I find that the greatness of love is to accept besides waiting.

Forever is not far, it is too close, right in front of you, and what you see now is eternity.

A woman who is indifferent to love and doesn't want to love again is often deeply in love; It seems that all poisons do not invade, but in fact it has already invaded the body.

Don't let our love become a memory. If you want to leave, please don't forget my name.

I want you to hear, love wants you to see, and you are not afraid to admit how attached you are; When I miss you, I hope you can receive a sincere message.

The moment you turned around, you decided to lengthen the distance between us.

At the best time, dream what you want and go where you want to go.

Always grow better than one. Who can guarantee that such an oath will not expire?

Only when it is in hand, does it believe that its possession is real.

Sometimes, amnesia is the best relief; Silence is the best way to tell.

Persistence is sometimes a mistake, and giving up is sometimes a beauty.

Some words and negative words are harmful, and some people will leave whether they stay or not.

Sometimes, don't take the world too lonely, just as you will always miss some people, there will always be some people who will always miss you.

The beginning of life is only a written end.

The most beautiful scenery is always in the craziest place.

I have a very simple dream, and that is to see you smile every day.

The sky is still the same, but we are not as simple as before.

In the journey of life, there is always a time when you need to walk and carry yourself.

Think of others, but live for yourself.

When I am in a bad mood, I just want to be alone, not asking for comfort, just asking for understanding.

Life is a journey, not a destination, but the scenery along the way and the mood to see it.

Maybe this is love. Miss, care, expect, meet, smile, and then cry.

People who control their own time will always enjoy life more than others. They are brand-new and full of happiness every day.

If there is a next life, I want to talk about a love that won't break up and get hurt. I want to love only once.

Many things look good, like real things, but they are probably fake.

I always thought you were special, but I didn't expect to be such a special scum.

1, he is my dream, how can everyone understand it?

2, cheer up, don't be unkempt all day, wash your face and you will find yourself with a refreshing ugly face.

Confucius said that in a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

4. It is said that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces.

I need a boyfriend now, and then I will be green, which will make me miserable, make me angry, make a lot of money, and finally win the Gao Fushuai Prize and reach the peak of my life.

6. It is a waste to have a body to do and keep.

7. My wish to start school: the school collapsed, the teacher was crazy, the homework was someone else's, and my lover was mine.

8. It's not that you change quickly, but that you are too bad.

9. Jesus Christ. . . Don't win. . . I don't want to be a mother yet. I'm still a child.

10, our New Year's Day homework, just like that song, lasted for three days and three nights, at midnight, without stopping for a day.

1 1. If he regrets yesterday with tears, he might as well struggle today with sweat.

12, good night means, let me play alone for a while, just as I fell asleep.

13, South Korea's cosmetic technology is not as good as China's Mito Xiu Xiu.

14, why is the chest uneven?

15 Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls do you have? I told her no, usually pretty girls chase me.

16, I can resist everything except temptation.

17, did you receive the message sent to you more than 20 years ago today? It doesn't matter if you didn't receive it. I'll send it again: Happy June 1st!

18,56 languages, in a word, don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work!

19, the class is like a Fu Nan battery, with one class stronger than six.

20. I crossed the mountains and rivers, but I couldn't cross the dining hall.

2 1, this kind of female hooligan is really rare in the world.

22. I think a single person needs at least three pillows, one pillow, one hug and one sandwiched between his legs.

23, you go home early these two days, recently stole a lot of pigs, I'm afraid something will happen to you.

24, obesity is the pain of breathing, eating KFC will hurt, eating McDonald's will hurt, even drinking water will hurt.

I won't watch you die, I'll close my eyes.

26. My Chinese is bad because my tongue is big, my math is bad because my right brain is small, and my English is bad because I am too patriotic!

27. I feel that I am not absent-minded in class now, but. . . . . Business trip. .

28, a woman without talent is virtue, I think I must be too wicked.

I didn't understand what this meant until I met you. The poor must have compassion.

30. What's the difference between Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day now? Valentine's Day is the same as Tomb-Sweeping Day. They all send flowers and food. The difference is that Valentine's Day burns real money and talks a lot of nonsense.

3 1, you are so good at wrangling, come with me to work on the construction site.

No matter how hard I try, I can't walk into your heart. Your love never belonged to me.

I always thought you were special, but I didn't expect you to be such a special scum.

Do you want to meet my sister on Valentine's Day tomorrow?

35. Damn, you are so easy to recognize.

I don't care who I get along with, but I'm super interesting myself.

37. You stubbornly turned Audrey Hepburn into a street girl.

38. When I was a child, I didn't care about Chinese and math, as long as it was Xiao Ming who gave the questions. I am still Xiao Ming. I want to ask, is Xiao Ming okay now?

39. I estimate that someone will habitually go to the wrong class after the first week of school. This is not a road idiot, but a kind of sadness.

40. There are always some people in life who try their best to get close to you and chat with you late into the night every day, in fact, just to steal your expression pack.

4 1, after a while, no one will transfer money to you on Tanabata. You can call me. Give me the money first and I'll transfer it to you. The handling fee is only%, and you can change your avatar. Thank you! Just what you need, my major!

42. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one for borrowing money from you.

I especially hate the slogan "It's shameful to waste food" written in the canteen. You really have the cheek to put up a slogan saying that others are eating the food that farmers' uncles have worked so hard to grow.

At first, I completely lost my mind, but now I am completely awake.

45, pray for rain, the bigger the rain, the better, so Tanabata will be ruined!

46. I saw a man and a woman quarreling, and the woman was a little illogical, so I said discontentedly, I am a girl and you are a boy. You should show me that man's contemptuous smile and say, I'm a bitch and you're a man. You should let me be sure. The woman kicked me over and told me about Macao. After reading a line by Nicholas Tse before the battle with Max Zhang, Fengfeng said that my life has principles, and I ..