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How do double eleven merchants send friends?
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1, Singles Day is here, I will give you three treasures: I will give you a pair of chopsticks and wish you a pair of chopsticks; Send you a deep-fried dough stick, wish your "oily" wife "oily" small; This is a crutch for you. I wish you "Gan" to take off your clothes quickly. Happy Singles Day!
2. Singles Day is to remind you of ugliness, and Double Eleven is to remind you of poverty.
There is a kind of bachelor, that is, waiting for someone, waiting for the right person. It's not that I don't want to say goodbye to being single, it's not that I don't want to be single all the time. It's just for that love, for the love of the person who has been in my heart, that I choose a quiet life.
I caught a canned dog for Beibei and fell asleep. There is no need to double 1 1.
5. You and I, two people, occupy space, which is body double; You are single, I am single, lonely and sad; It is better to agree, have a partner, and take off the order; Someone to accompany, someone to accompany, not lonely, wish for a long time! Happy Singles Day!
6. When is the spring flower and autumn moon? What do bachelors know? Singles Day is coming again. The past is unbearable. In the middle of the month, the tea shop should still be there, but the boss has changed. After a few festivals, it seems that bachelors are rushing forward every year!
7, Double Eleven bought a pair of Nike, and the boss said that one was fake and three was lost. In a few days, I opened the courier and saw four pairs of shoes.
8, double eleven empty Dangdang e-book shopping cart is also considered to participate in the double eleven.
9. Eat the Earth Month is coming. . . It's sad to sweep the shopping cart. . .
10, I haven't had time to watch Taobao Tmall, and I feel that I haven't reviewed for the exam tomorrow.
1 1, saving money depends on chopping hands, and going to work on time depends on disconnecting the network.
12, the atmosphere is not normal at present, so find someone to ask for a garage. Handsome people are not as good as money With money, everything is settled. A friend invited the two of them to meet and made the first proposal. A friend with a bad job, low salary and no hands. Singles Day is sad!
13, 1 65438+1October1Singles' Day, you are always lonely when you are alone. Find a lover to get rid of your bill, have less troubles in your heart, pursue it with all your strength and not be afraid of rejection. May you end your single life and get rid of the bill as soon as possible.
14. Find friends, find boyfriends, salute and shake hands, and then go after Singles Day.
15, the car is eager for the road, and the flowers are eager for rain and dew; Read all the ups and downs, find her thousands of Baidu in the crowd; Looking back suddenly, there are countless aunts; The soul longs for a home, and the bachelor longs for a wife. Singles' Day blessing: beautiful women often patronize!
16, the only shopping cart in Double Eleven, the picture was cut off, and it's time to make money.
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