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"The Garland under the Mountain" thundered against the bunker. ! ! ! ! ! ! !

A wreath at the foot of a high mountain

Grandma! I, Lei Mou, will scold my mother today! My cannon will roar and my armor will rumble! My tribe will kill the enemy! Go! Go and bleed! But just now, a strange thing happened in my army. I've been fighting for decades and experienced many battles, haven't I? ! This is the first time I have encountered such a thing in hundreds of battles! So today my old habit may be broken again, and I may throw a hat at my mother again! ..... It's amazing, amazing to have such a lady with miraculous powers! She has the ability to send the phone to my front command post from thousands of miles away. I think comrades will know that at this critical moment, my mobile phone is hard to buy every minute! ..... What was she doing on the phone? Let me take care of her son, let me transfer her son back to the rear, and exchange my command post. Damn it, I went to the battlefield, where I bled out the back door. (trying to shake off his hat, trying to resist) Who is her son? This man used to be an officer in the military organs, but now he is an instructor in your division company. I don't care if it's God's wife or the earth's wife. Who dares to enter my bloody battlefield through the back door? Without further ado, I, Lei Mou, want her son to be the first to blow up the bunker with explosives! (Throwing hat) Blow up the bunker!