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Don't look up, just look up and the ozone layer will be broken.

1. If someone scolds you, you can say I don't have a sister.

The world is bigger than what you lack.

3. Seduce my man? I just think of you as an old bitch in spring.

4. Spring has passed. What are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

A guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series, which is worse than chewing gum spilled by a roadside dog.

6, others scold you, you say who you scold the beast, you say when he speaks, oh, the beast scolds me.

7. If someone scolds you, say it and say it again! Say it again if you can. If he says it again, say it. That's cute. He will scold you if you say it. Say it again if you can. If he doesn't talk, you can say it, but you dare not. Don't be so arrogant in the future, and then you can go.

8. No matter what the other person says, you answer that there are vegetables between your teeth. If the other person says, nonsense, I didn't eat vegetables today, and you are surprised to say it was yesterday, and so on. Because that's very common. If the other person speaks first, you can say, Do you want to eat? I can help you dig.

9. Don't always ask people why they don't want to talk to you, because it's too difficult for them to talk to you. Can you believe it?

10 I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

1 1. Why didn't the country use your face to study bulletproof vests?

12. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I don't think it matters if you have three layers outside your face.

13, have you ever used dichlorvos as cola to make your head drink funny at 80 cents and 12 Jin?

14, it's a pity not to go to the army. You are so ugly. More than half of you died when you were put on the battlefield, and even the nuclear bomb was saved. If you had been born a few years earlier, there would not have been the Nanjing Massacre.

15, I want to have a baby, I must let you teach him, and I must teach him history, look at your face. China remembered it for five thousand years.

16, go home and take a good look at yourself in the mirror. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your head. Play dumb.

17, your parents are happy because of you, because you are too much like them, and you are not like a bought child.

18, you and your dad are standing on Qianmenlouzi Street in winter, wearing underpants and smoking a cigarette in your mouth. People come and go to say that you are crazy, but you have to say: we are image spokesmen, Haier brothers.

19, when you meet someone who takes advantage of love, it can be said that love takes advantage of petty gain. If you took someone else's real hand short, you would have been paraplegic.

20. When the game is on G, son, go back and see if your mother is at home. If she is not at home, she will drive G to death.

2 1, don't look up, just look up and the ozone layer will be broken.

22, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

23. Don't wander around dressed like a comfort woman. Grenade will explode when it sees you.

Your father should hold back. Why didn't he shoot at the wall?

Don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.

26. Stick a picture of XX on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent contraception at night.

27. Your family is not mainstream, your mother wears socks and your father wears tin foil.

28, you chased me naked for two kilometers. If you go back, I will be a rogue!

29. Watch you walk on your high horse, for fear that others will not know that you are from the airport.

30. I have a good relationship with this and that all day, but in the end, what are you in the eyes of others?

3 1, the smell of inferior perfume is still coming to the man all day. Who will look at you one more time?

32. You look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

33. The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris lacked bell ringers. Feel the answer, why, where did you quit?

34. If the other person wants to say that you think I am xx (xx can be replaced), you can answer, Ah, so you are not.

35. Don't drag 2.58 million in front of me. Pose and pretend to be B.

36. Don't read what you shouldn't, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't think about what you should do.

The longer I have been in contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

38. What is your vital capacity? (meaning, you can blow cow B so big. )

39. Don't you know that you were playing with a spoon in that kindergarten when I was playing X?

40. Wearing this low-cut dress and that leopard print all day looks like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

4 1, you should be grateful that everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills, otherwise you wouldn't be so big. Even a piece of shit will meet dung beetles one day, so don't worry too much about yourself today.

42. You have been too lazy to pay attention to him, so you have been silent. He asked you why you didn't speak, and you said that the dog bit me and I couldn't bite the dog.

Don't you know that your body smells like a goldfish that has been dead for a few days? After soaking in the men's room for three days and three nights, I put it in a pickle jar for three days and three nights.

44. When something happens, you should first find the reason from yourself. Don't blame the earth for being unattractive as soon as you can't shit. Before you spit shit, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others. I am not perfect, but I am honest and natural. What about you?

Slogans and slogans for the International Day for the Protection of the Ozone Layer

Our living environment is protected by an ozone layer, which protects us from harmful ultraviolet rays and makes great contributions to us. But now that the ozone layer has been destroyed, we should have the consciousness of protecting the ozone layer. So what are the slogans and slogans suitable for International Ozone Layer Protection Day?

International Ozone Layer Protection Day slogan

1, ozone is a big baby, which helps to protect the earth, filter harmful ultraviolet rays, effectively reduce skin cancer, block space dust, beautiful scenery, ozone protection day, care for the environment and protect ozone, and it is urgent!

The weather is getting hotter every year, and the disaster is getting worse every year, because our protective cover is weakening the ozone layer. Today is the International Ozone Layer Protection Day. May we work together to love our home and protect the earth.

3. When the blue sky has become a thing of the past, lovely birds will lose their direction when flying; When the blue sea has become a memory, lively fish, breathing will no longer spit foam. On International Ozone Day, please save energy and reduce emissions, green the environment, and make the blue coat of the earth's ozone layer more beautiful and sunscreen!

4. Flowers are fragrant, life is colorful, white clouds float, the sky is clear, birds fly, decorate the world, the ozone layer, safeguard life, ozone layer day, cherish the ozone layer, cherish life, and wish the earth home a better place!

5. Blue sky and white clouds are floating, and birds are singing and dancing. Mountains and rivers, green trees and flowers, a happy life is sunny. In pursuit of enjoying environmental pollution, the coat of the earth is empty. It is urgent to damage health radiation and protect ozone. National action!

6, don't be afraid of cold and heat, use less air conditioning to exercise frequently; Don't bother, use the refrigerator to shop less; Don't be too lazy, walk less and take less cars. Protect the ozone layer, make life better and happiness longer. Happy International Ozone Layer Protection Day!

7. Ozone contributes a lot. It filters sunlight and ultraviolet rays, so everything on earth can survive. Ozone is actually a treasure, which blocks atmospheric dust particles and makes the earth's home beautiful. International ozone protection day, protect ozone and care for the environment!

8, the ozone layer, so that life can exist, so that human beings are not harmed. The thin ozone layer makes us have to swallow our own bitter wine. Today is the International Ozone Layer Protection Day. Let's pay attention to protecting the ozone layer.

9. The ozone layer plays an important role. Without it, the temperature of the earth will drop; The ozone layer should be protected, without it, the damage of ultraviolet rays will increase; The ozone layer is a barrier. Without it, health will say goodbye. On this International Day for the Protection of the Ozone Layer, let's reduce pollution, save energy and reduce emissions, protect the ozone layer and care for health!

10, the ozone layer is the umbrella of the earth's home, the protective layer for the survival of all things, the inviolable protective cover and the barometer of ecological balance. International Ozone Layer Protection Day, it is urgent to protect the ozone layer!

1 1. Fish cannot live without water, birds cannot live without mountains, flowers cannot live without soil, and humans cannot live without ozone. On Ozone Protection Day, it is our common responsibility to protect ozone and the environment!

12, flowers rush to open, fish swim freely, birds soar freely, and human beings live and work in peace. Thank the earth for giving us a living environment, thank the ozone layer for protecting our home, ozone layer protection day, protect the ozone layer and cherish our common home!

13, human beings have an umbrella of the same size, an umbrella of life, and that is the ozone layer. When strong ultraviolet rays are shielded, flower of life blooms freely on the earth. On Ozone Layer Protection Day, we need more attention and protection.

14, the sky is the support of birds, rivers are the happiness of fish, flowers are the fragrance of the earth, ozone is the guarantee of life, ozone protection day, protect ozone, cherish the environment and cherish life!

15, no pollution, always protect the environment, ozone is really a treasure; Save energy, reduce emissions and protect ozone from damage; Planting trees, watering flowers and caring for ozone are praised by everyone; On this International Ozone Layer Protection Day, let's act together. May the earth be better and mankind more prosperous!

Qq: Talk about sad sentences. As long as you live, you will be lonely.

First, the most painful thing in my heart should be that my previous injury has been dug up again.

Second, from then on, I mentioned you, rain or shine.

Third, the Miscanthus is at the top of the mountain, and the pain is still in the brow.

My hand holds the pen tightly, drawing my own youth.

Every time I leave school, I can smell freedom.

Sixth, when we meet in a fleeting time, if you look back, your heart will be warm; If you are well, it will be sunny.

Seven, from scratch, I know how profound and unforgettable it is.

8. Disappointment, grievances and the like do not need to be explained.

Loneliness has nothing to do with age. As long as you live, you will be lonely.

Ten, drunk all over the world is mine, you are not.

Eleven, sometimes it is not silence, but inability to tell.

12. If you want to have something you have never had, you must do something you have never done.

Thirteen, if we hadn't been friends, there wouldn't be so many stories now.

14. May you look up and see the person you love, whose tranquility melts the eternal loneliness in your wandering heart.

Fifteen, a piece of paper is difficult to write, and the pale oath cannot be forgotten by the years.

I pretend that I don't care, but I have been crying when I am lonely.

Seventeen, like you, I became cautious, as if I was afraid of losing it before I got it.

At the age of eighteen, I want to have long hair, quit smoking and drinking, and smile and be tolerant. I want to wait for him in my best way in the future.

Nineteen, the youth days, the world is always warm.

May your winter be as warm as sunshine, and may your future embrace the warmth of the world.

Twenty-one, getting off the wrong stage and hating you have all become scenes. If I let you go, I will let myself go.

Twenty-two, the door can be found, and the door can be found.

Twenty-three, the more I grow up, the more I find that life still needs a little acting.

Twenty-four, what kind of pain I want to use in exchange for a thorough understanding.

Twenty-five, people should learn to try their best, but also accept incompetence.

Twenty-six, when the roses are in full bloom, the silhouette of your smile is the only glimmer of silence.

The past is a dream buried in my memory, and you are my only vivid memory.

Twenty-eight, the so-called being let go by time is just my illusion.

Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

30. The deep beauty and loneliness in your gentle eyes need to be understood by one person.

Thirty-one, you are like rain in the sun, and it is often not me that you see when the rainbow appears.

Tears seem to be disobedient and always flow out inexplicably.

All my romantic feelings are waiting for someone to come.

Thirty-four, in a blink of an eye, the prosperity is gone. Looking back, things have changed.

Thirty-five years old, always rational and kind, always happy and lovely.

Thirty-six, the sky that just rained took away the dust, but it couldn't take away my heart pain.

How much I want to hug you, but it's a pity that mountains and rivers are separated in time, and it's a pity that you and I come and go.

You see, even the evening breeze came as scheduled, but you never came.

Thirty-nine, the best relationship, lucky to meet, just in tune.

Take back all the heat and cold. I don't like you anymore.

As long as you are willing to talk to me, I will talk to you. It's as simple as that.

First, if we can't catch the shadow of the past, we can look at the past with a smile.

Second, I am really not sad, but I am really unhappy without you.

Third, those proud beliefs have now flooded out of memory.

Even if you are a knife, I will hold it in my hand, even if it is bloody, I will never let go.

I am a homesick person. I don't like running around. I'm too tired.

Six, one card per second is very chic, and one stop per second is very stylish. Buffer.

Seven, I can't cry when I bleed, turn on the light when I am afraid of the dark, miss when I am tired, be empty when I am weak, and miss home when I grow up.

I didn't mean to miss you, I just couldn't control my heart.

It doesn't matter where I am without you.

I think one day, I will air-dry into a city like a relief. Vicious lines, sad colors.

He has occupied my place in your heart.

12. Thank the people who were by your side in the past for not taking you away, so you are by my side now.

Thirteen, if you have someone in your heart. Then don't let others fall in love with you.

I'm wasting time, I'm wasting time, I'm blurring the present, and I'm afraid of the future.

Fifteen, can we not be brave?

Sixteen, I want happiness is very simple, someone to love, something to do, and expectations.

Seventeen, I love you, through life into life; I love you, not just by saying it.

Eighteen, as long as you are willing to find me, I will talk to you, as simple as that.

Whatever I do is ridiculous in your eyes.

Even if you lie to me, at least I can comfort myself that you still love me.

Happy break-up, I wish you happiness. You can find something better. ..

22. How wide is that person's heart? He didn't call the day he aborted the baby.

Twenty-three, the road is your own choice, so even if you fall and get hurt in the future, you should learn to bear it and learn to heal yourself.

I'd rather have a pile of open guns than a dark base.