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The glory of the king's greeting

Liu Bei: During the Spring Festival, I will give you five generals, Zhang Fei will take you soaring, Guan Yu will help you solve the mystery, Zhao Yun will make you all-powerful, Huang Zhong will give you courage and loyalty, and Ma Chao will wish you extraordinary.

2. Old Master Q: During the Spring Festival, I wish those students who have been studying hard for ten years and are bent on getting the first place in the exam. I wish you high marks in the exam, yue longmen Carp!

3, Jiang Ziya: The old man looks at your face, his forehead is bright, and he counts his fingers. This is a sign of good luck. Next year, you will make a fortune, a small fortune, a windfall, and a wide range of financial resources; Affection, friendship, love and good feelings; Official luck, fortune, peach blossom luck, and good luck.

4. Han Xin: When will prices go up and wages go down? Playing wild is very tiring and takes a long time, so I don't have time to miss you. On New Year's Eve, contact is busy, send a short message to express your wish: Happy Year of the Monkey! Good luck in the Year of the Monkey.