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A man went to visit his best friend only to find his beautiful young wife at home. He seduced her into sleeping with him in exchange for his willingness to give her 500 yuan. She thought about it and thought it was a good deal and easy to get money, so she really slept with him.

After dark, her husband came back from work and asked, "Did Fadi come here today?"

"Yes, why do you ask him?" She answered guiltily.

"Did he give you 500 yuan?"

"What? 500 yuan? " She was in a panic.

"hmm!" The husband said, "Last month, I lent him money from 500 yuan, saying that I would definitely pay it back today."

Words that year, after Pan Jinlian hooked up with a hateful third party, Ximen Qing, Wu Dalang was completely defeated in her married life, but she couldn't beat Ximen Qing himself. In addition, his own conditions are not good, and he is disabled in the third degree, so remarriage has become a problem. He was very sad. When he saw the people around him coming back from abroad, everyone was shining, and he also had the idea of gilding himself. After many consultations, Wu Dalang learned that the Indian passport to the United States was not easy to handle (at that time, it seemed that the United States had not alienated the bird country), and that the little money earned by the poor selling baked wheat cakes was also taken away by Pan Jinlian, and even the money for buying air tickets was not enough, so he decided to sneak into East Asia.

After coming to Toyo, Wu Dalang gave people the first impression that Kao, even surpassing Sanniya, was simply an uncivilized bird country. At that time, the wild East brought unlimited business opportunities to Wu Dalang. In just one year, it has opened 500 "Wu Dalang Bakery Monopoly Chain Stores", which is far more famous than Sony, Toshiba and McDonald's.

When Emperor Toyo heard that there was an expert-Wu Dalang, and he had heard about the development of high civilization in the Central Plains, he invited Wu Dalang to the palace as a distinguished guest. Wu Dalang became sworn brothers with him and had a good time together. One day, the emperor said to Wu Dalang unhappily, "Mr. Dalang, I have something to ask you for help."

"No problem, brother, your business is not my business. "Wu Dalang patted him on the shoulder and said.

"The Central Plains is so civilized and developed that we haven't written it yet. Can you ... "

"Kao, it's a piece of cake. Do it quickly."

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After that, Wu Dalang began to teach emperors and officials to learn Chinese characters, but Wu Dalang didn't have much ink in his stomach, so he tried to teach some typos and half words. Can you believe it? You can see Japanese characters now.

Later, the emperor asked Wu Dalang to design the national flag. Wu Dalang racked his brains to creatively design the national flag, highlighting the Wu Dalang style, so he took out a baked wheat cake and stuck it on the apron, which became the "apron baked wheat cake flag". This is the national flag of the eastern countries and the signature flag of Wu Dalang.

One day. Wu Dalang and the emperor watched the dancer's performance. Wu Dalang couldn't help but think of the beautifully dressed MM Pan Jinlian he saw in "Spring Full Hug" (Wu Da is also lewd, but his own conditions are too poor to compare with Ximen Qing's picking up girls). He casually hummed a bit obscene tune "... my husband, take off your clothes quickly ..."

The musicians of "Tianle, Tianle" quickly wrote this obscene song and named it "(Dai)".

Seeing Dalang's brother's unhappiness, the emperor asked the ins and outs of the matter. "Although the women in my eastern countries are coquettish, they are still pretty, so I will give you three thousand." An old frontiersman loses his horse—a blessing in disguise. He lost a Pan Jinlian and three thousand coquettish girls. From then on, Wu Dalang was as happy as a mouse, sowing seeds all day and having children all night. At present, there are many temples in Wu Dalang in eastern countries. Children like to be named XX Lang. In order to avoid the taboo of their ancestors, the eldest son is not called "Dalang", but called XX Dragon X Hashitaro, and the dog Benyilang. Those orientals with short, fat legs and thick O-legs are all descendants of Wu Dalang.

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Although Wu Dalang is proud of his spring breeze, he can't forget that Ximen Qing took away his wife's hatred, so he called a group of people and taught them the boxing he stole from his second brother Song Wu in order to get revenge in the future. This kind of boxing is named Bushido. Ximen Qing is Ximen Qing after all, and Wu Dalang can't hide his inferiority and self-confidence. He was afraid of revenge failure and became a laughing stock, so he framed these people. Once he failed, it was actually a secret that he cut his abdomen with a horizontal knife to become immortal and Buddha.

In order to remind the Japanese island countries to cherish the hard-won peace and to commemorate Mr. Wu Dalang's great contribution to promoting the development of Japanese culture, this article is intended to tell the world.

When the kitten came home, his father was fiddling with a new lie detector. Seeing the kitten, my father asked, "How was your exam today?" The kitten replied, "This is one". Polygraph: "Di-"rang loudly. The kitten quickly changed her mouth: "It's B, it's B." The polygraph rang again. The kitten was frightened and quickly said honestly, "It's C." When I was your age, I got all A's in the exam! "At this moment, I saw the polygraph let out a cry and fell to the ground.

Three people bragged about their aphrodisiac,

A said: the male rabbit took my medicine and got the female donkey pregnant.

B said that my medicine can make male monkeys and elephants give birth to baby elephants.

C said: I dropped the medicine into the noodle pot and all the noodles stood up.

A farmer went to town for the first time to see a doctor. I went early and hung up on number one.

The nurse shouted, "Yao Hao! Yao Hao! Yao Hao! "

The farmer didn't know whether he was called, so he didn't agree. When the nurse saw that no one agreed, she called No.2 in. The farmer waited for a long time without calling him. He was in a hurry and went to the nurse.

The nurse said, "What's your number?"

The farmer said, "I am the first!" "

"Why didn't you promise when I called you just now?"

"When did you call me?"

"The first is the first."

Yao is one and the other is Yao. Farmers understand. Just go in and see the doctor.

The doctor asked, "What's the matter with you?"

The farmer replied, "It hurts."

The doctor is puzzled: "Does it hurt?"

The farmer said, "It's just a backache."

The doctor was angry: "Back pain means back pain. How can it be pain?"

The farmer said, "Your nurse said that one is a (waist) and the other is a (waist)."

The doctor smiled and wrote him a note, saying, "Go, have a stool test and a urine test."

Ten minutes later, the farmer came back with shit in his mouth. "Doctor, I can barely swallow my urine, but I can't swallow my stool!"

The doctor is in distress situation. Explain to farmers that it is "inspection" rather than "swallowing"!

The farmer understood and went out with a urine bottle. I swallowed my urine just now, and I finally squeezed out half a bottle this time.

Just out of the toilet door, I accidentally bumped into a pregnant woman and spilled my urine. The farmer was anxious and said, "What should we do?"

The pregnant woman said, "Don't panic, I have it here!" " I went to the toilet to pee a bottle myself and gave it to the farmers, who took it for testing, and then went to see the doctor with the test sheet.

The doctor is also a careless person. He looked at the test sheet and said to the farmer, "Nothing, you are pregnant."

After hearing this, the farmer went home with the test paper.

When I got home, I slapped my wife twice and said angrily, "I said I was up there." You have to be on it. You see, you got me pregnant, didn't you? "

There is a girl who works in an IT company. One morning, the weather was so fine that the IT girl was so absorbed in her work that she didn't even notice that her skirt was hooked on a drawer. When she stood up.

When I was wearing a skirt, it was torn by hiss. Colleagues all heard this reputation, and IT girls quickly picked up an IT magazine around them to report the following contents. Unexpectedly, my colleagues were in an uproar.

Laugh, it turns out that the cover of that magazine is an online game advertisement: "Super capacity, which can accommodate100000 users at the same time". IT girl picked up another magazine. Colleagues coaxed again

Laugh, the cover of this magazine is anti-virus software: "Beware of viruses". The IT girl is going to faint. She fainted when she picked up the third magazine. The third magazine is

A hardware magazine has a U disk advertisement on its cover: "Plug and Play". In a daze, I still remember to protect the key parts, so I pulled the fourth magazine cover. Wake up.

When I came, I saw a shopping guide magazine that said, "30% discount!" " "fainted again.