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One-person drinking sentence

First, if you can't wait for porridge in the morning, drink wine in the middle of the night.

Second, if a bottle of wine can make me swallow all the sadness of 20 19, then I will do it first.

Third, people say that drinking should be six points drunk, eating should be seven points full, and lovers should be eight points affectionate, but I am always drunk and love to be a fool.

Fourth, don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

Sooner or later, you will understand that porridge in the morning is better than wine in the middle of the night, and those who cheat you will say more than those who love you.

I propose a toast to myself, wishing me invulnerability, invulnerability, and no intention of being happy.