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1. Who is that person who always makes you responsible for her but not for you? bank

2. A sow crosses the bridge. The bridge can bear 500 Jin, and the sow weighs 300 Jin. But when he reached the middle of the bridge, it collapsed. What happened?

Sows drive across the bridge.

Hu Yifei suddenly dropped from the height of six kilometers to one kilometer. Why is she still alive? Because she is a shareholder in China.

Please name the four lines that Friar Sand in The Journey to the West said the most: 1. Master elder brother and master were taken away by monsters. 2. The master elder brother and master were taken away by monsters. Master elder brother and master were taken away by the devil.

5. Medically, the pain is classified as 12. 1 grade is the pain when bitten by mosquitoes, and 12 grade is the most painful grade-pain during childbirth. Then what is the pain of 13? The pregnant woman happened to be bitten by a mosquito during childbirth.

1 What animals can be pasted on the wall? Seals (poster)

The tortoise built a house in its shell and went in. (hit a health care product) cover the middle cover

The same turtle tore down the house and got in. (Hit a health care product) New cover and middle cover.

It was the same turtle, but it tore down the house again and got in. (Guess another health care product) Giant Energy Cover (Calcium)

Yifei fell something in high school, but she was very happy. What did she break? It's her 800-meter long-distance running record.

4. What has always been related to you, but you can't see or find it when you need it? relevant department

One small step is a big step for civilization. Where did this slogan come from? I didn't answer this question. The answer is on the urinal in the men's room. . . . . . ..^ ^..)

6. Four people were playing mahjong in the room when the police came and took five people away. Why? Those who are beaten are called mahjong.

7.ACBDEFG ... a total of ***26 English letters. If ET is gone, how many letters are left? There is still 2 1 left, because ET is an alien and took away the UFO.

8. One thing in Sekitani Kamiki is longer than all the boys here. What is this? (Of course, it is longer than Ceng Laoshi and Zi Qiao, and Zhang Wei is the shortest. . . ...) name