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Shallot advertising slogan
There are no mosquitoes (smells) in silence.
Donggang printing and paper industry, no strangers. (Donggang printing paper)
To tell the truth, the fame of the little fairy is blown out. (Tianxian brand electric fan)
Feel free to "take a bath" (Shenzhou water heater),
"Riding" was very interesting (Golden Lion Bicycle), and later "Germanium" stood out (Organic Germanium Drink).
A brainwave, the "code" succeeded (four-way typewriter). Confucius was moved-all the books were lost.
Tofu mixed with green onions-stir-fried tofu with one clear (green) and two white pickles-salt comes first.
Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle's mouth) is painted with lime-White says (brushes).
Hardcover Maotai-Taking photos of Pig Bajie for a long time-Asking for embarrassment (see)
Shu with a child in her arms, her father, Lao Su.
Four Liang Yusheng-Talk (play) is not on the water margin strategist-no use (martial arts)
One two three five six-zero (4)
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven-Wang (forgot). )
One foot two plus eight feet-lean on (two feet)
Two lines pop up in the bucket-Si (Si) is wrong.
Spread a catty of flour into a cake (thick)
Plunge into the charcoal pile-mold (coal) to the top
Steamed a peach with 100 kg flour-an abandoned snack.
A jacket made of cloth-it's all inside anyway. Who has the most right to wear this jacket? )
One-legged pants-one set (skirt)
A lamp-without two hearts (core)
To be a widow for life-a veteran (shou), (There is a saying on the Internet that "a widow for life".
Who is it? )
Twenty-five and a half crazy (sealed)
2345- lack of clothes (1)
23456789- Lack of clothes and food (1).
Twenty-two cotton and four bows-a detailed conversation (script)
The second girl combs her hair-no need.
Second, Hu Qin-talking (playing), (just like "national * * *" and "online"
War of Unity and Independence)
At twelve o'clock, there are three words-body deficiency and child deficiency
Eighteen-year-old Gong E enjoys happiness (thinking of her husband).
Lost a penny out of ten pence-long heard (nine pence)
Moonlight on the 15th-very bright.
Mulberry leaves in October-Who will pay attention to you, (the best way to deal with smoke bombs)
An 80-year-old woman yawns-the horizon is endless (teeth)
Walnuts in August-packed with people (benevolence)
800 copper coins in a string-out of step (hanging)
On the eighth day of September, I asked Chongyang-Soon (9)
Knife scissors lantern festival-unwilling (round)
Wear thin clothes for three or nine days in the threatening (terrible) wind.
How about the spinning girl who has been spinning for 30 years-Laoyou (Polygonum viviparum) and Laoyou (Polygonum viviparum) sticking to the net? )
Three dollars for a tripe-make trouble (grass), (The tripe in this shit shop is not good.
Many people)
Three Bodhisattvas-Temple Temple (Temple Temple)
A three-foot ladder-it's hard to say (eaves), (I feel this way about many topics)
30 cents plus 10 cents-Fashionable (4 cents)
Willow in March-exceptionally green (Professional Edition)
Born at midnight-Killing people (Shihai)
Pulling pancakes by cart-more greed (booth)
Barley fell into chaos without a clue.
Fill the hole in the land hall-not good (repair the temple)
God of the earth sits on the scale-Zhicheng (self-proclaimed)
It's exhausting for the landlord to be locked up in prison.
Earth God Wash Your Face-Wash Your Face (Wet)
The land god fell into the well-labor (fishing) can't help.
The viscera of the land owner-solid (stone) heart and solid (stone) intestine
The landowner wears simple clothes-running in vain (robes)
Born and raised in Xinger —— Bitter Children (Core Children)
Soil Silkworm Drills into Peanut Shell-Pretending to Be Human (Benevolent)
No umbrella in rainy days-stingy (wet)
Rain and sunshine-false love (sunny day)
Don't wear a hat on rainy days-it's raining on your head.
A jacket two feet wide (waist)
Go to the henhouse and smash your head-stupid (running) egg
Rolling stones on the mountain-solid (stone) and solid (stone)
Blow the trumpet on the mountain-fame spreads far and wide
Shanxi Walnut-Deception (full of love)
Valley Drumming-Memories (Rings)
Thousand-year-old temple-Wuyin (monk), (It is said that there are many temples here, but few people read Buddha? )
The Kitchen God in Door-keeper —— Have words (picture) and have words (picture)
The gatekeeper eats sugar cane-teaching (chewing paper)
Clap your hands on horseback-too far from the point (hoof)
Bend over and get wet by the heavy rain
Red beans don't do anything-they are always bored (stewed)
The young monk slaps a fly on his head-aboveboard (beating) bright, (this online needs to be promoted.
This style of play)
The small stove turned over-bad luck (coal)
Repairers wear glasses-find us (fault), (there are many professional myopia repairers on this website)
The little girl combs her hair-help herself (braid), (this seems to be the best comment on the net rules! )
Tofu mixed with onion-one transparent (green) and two white.
Eating a small bowl-relying on the sky (supplement)
Hot water bottles are hung on the plane-high level (bottles), (especially some poems)
Blowing the horn on the plane-daydreaming (ringing)
Set off firecrackers on the plane-think high (loudly)
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