Funny version of tongue twister in northeast dialect

Four and ten, ten and four,

Fourteen and forty, forty and fourteen.

Say four and ten by tongue and teeth.

Who says forty is a "thin mat"?

His tongue is not hard;

Who said that 14 years old is "timely",

His tongue is not straight.

Study hard and practice often,

Fourteen, forty, forty-four.

I know but you don't know, you don't know but I know;

I know you don't know, but you don't know I know;

I know you don't know, but I still don't know if you know. You don't know I know, so you don't know if I know.

Who knows who isn't? Anyway, I know you just don't know.

2、

Northeasters, northeast gods and northeast sisters are so beautiful.

There are many handsome guys in the northeast, the slopes in the northeast, and the ones in the northeast.

The mountains in the northeast, the water in the northeast and the girls in the northeast are all beautiful.

Northeast grass, northeast trees and northeast men are all cool.

3、

Bird egg, walking around, brother Zhang will buy powder.

I can't put on the powder I bought. Brother Zhang went to buy hemp.

I bought hemp, but I can't rub it. Brother Zhang went to buy a pot.

The pot cover I bought won't hold. Brother Zhang went to buy drums.

I bought a drum, but I can't play it. Brother Zhang went to buy a knife.

I can't cut the knife I bought. Brother Zhang went to buy iron.

I can't work the iron I bought. Brother Zhang went to buy a horse.

I bought a horse, but I can't ride it. Brother Zhang went to buy a plow.

The plow I bought can't plow, so Brother Zhang went to buy a needle.

I bought a needle, but I can't do it. Brother Zhang went to buy buttons.

Bought buttons and couldn't knit, so Zhang's brother bought a ruler.

I can't measure the ruler I bought. Brother Zhang went to buy a scale.

I bought a scale, but I can't weigh it. My weight18kg carp.

4、

Lao Qi wants to sell fish.

I happened to meet Lao Lu leading a donkey.

Lao Qi wants to transport fish with Lao Lu's donkey.

Lao Lu said that if Lao Qi wants to carry fish with my donkey, he has to give me fish.

If you don't give me fish, don't carry it on my donkey.

They were both late after the quarrel.

5、

Talk less and do more. Too much nonsense is tasteless.

Who is the most awesome and who is the hottest, except Lei Feng, that is, I said that mountains are mountains, rivers are rivers, and provoking brother Tian is a shell.

He said he was not afraid of too many enemies, but he was afraid of not knowing Brother Tian.

Black * * *, long legs, it's a shame to hug the bed. It is said that sages have been lonely since ancient times.

When you go to a disco, you wake up half drunk, hug the chicken and go to bed. One mountain is higher than the other.

6、

The first month, the first month happens, and the two sisters go to the Lantern Festival.

The name of the first girl is pink, and the name of the second girl is pink.

The pink girl is wearing a pink coat, and the pink girl is wearing a pink coat.

Pink girl holding a bottle of pink wine, pink girl holding a bottle of pink wine.

The two sisters found a quiet place and pushed a drink, Liu Ling.

Pink girl drank pink wine of pink girl, pink girl drank pink wine of pink girl.

Pink girl drunk as drunk as a fiddler, pink girl drunk as drunk as a fiddler.

The female powder grabs the female powder and hits it, and the female powder grabs the female powder.

The pink girl tore the pink coat, and the pink girl tore the pink coat.

The two sisters left their hands after the strike and bought thread and sewed it themselves.

Pink girl bought a pink thread, pink girl bought a pink thread.

The pink girl sews the pink coat backwards, and the pink girl sews the pink coat backwards.

7、

The key seems to be missing, so don't lock it.

No, no, no, no, I don't know,

If you hadn't told me not to, don't, don't, don't be rude, you personally,

"I will be an independent individual" ... the key was found and the lock was broken.

I said no, no, none of you want it, no, no,

"I just don't know anything, so don't, don't, don't. Don't break it. Buy another one. What did you do? "

"What have I lost? What have you lost? " What have you lost? What have you lost? Farewell! " ,

"If you don't have it next time, you won't have it. If you don't, don't, don't, don't say goodbye. "

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