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Let's drink to the children's fifth wedding anniversary

1. Happiness of the fifth wedding anniversary: Tomorrow is the fifth wedding anniversary of the baby and Rong Rong, which should be regarded as a grand wedding anniversary.

The marriage on the fifth anniversary is called "wooden marriage", which means that the marriage at this time is as hard as wood and begins to become tough. I think there seems to be some truth.

But last week, we just experienced the longest cold war in five years of marriage, and we didn't contact for six days. I hope I can "turn over a new leaf" in the future and don't make me angry like this again.

Remember the following rules of a good husband on the 5th wedding anniversary: 1. Honey, you should work hard to earn money. Money can't be so little that we have to worry about our livelihood all day, and it's better not to be so much that we need other charming women to spend money.

Please give me love, trust, respect and freedom. You should strengthen your exercise and build up your physique. Fortunately, on the night when we went home together, you could carry me to the fourth floor door in one breath. I long to be your bride every day.

Please treat my family like your own. Say "I love you" to me at least three times a day! When you wake up in the morning, when you come home from work, when you go to bed at night.

When I feel sick, you should dress up as a doctor, touch my forehead, take my temperature, and then send me to a real doctor for medicine and injection. 7. Send a gift to my office suddenly to let everyone know your love for me.

When I am in a bad mood and lose my temper, husband, please kiss me instead of arguing with me. 9. Never scold me, because you said I was your favorite person.

10, please cook me a delicious meal when you are free and stare at me affectionately at the other end of the table. 1 1. Try to go home after work every day. Business needs entertainment, and so does my wife.

12. When you are on a business trip, I hope that your pager and mobile phone will not be out of power at the same time. If you can call me often and ask me, "Have you eaten?" You'd better report your whereabouts at any time. 13. Do housework with me at the weekend! I like the feeling of two people singing while rolling up their sleeves.

14. Please remember five major anniversaries: wife's birthday, first meeting anniversary, wedding anniversary, Valentine's Day and Women's Day on March 8th. 15. Please remember three memorial sites: the first acquaintance memorial site, the first intimate contact memorial site and the marriage proposal memorial site.

16. Please remember five major events: wife's favorite food, wife's favorite color, wife's favorite flower, wife's favorite perfume and wife's favorite song. 17. Please walk with me once a week: take me to the teahouse or bar to meet my friends every two weeks; Go to a movie hand in hand with me every two months; Arrange to travel with me at least once a year.

18. Let me sleep with your sweet words every night. 19. Or hold me in the middle of the night and tell ghost stories.

20. When introducing me to new friends, please hug my waist instead of standing by and pointing with your fingers. 2 1. I met a beautiful woman in the street and stared for less than 5 seconds, and quickly pointed out the fly in the ointment of that beautiful woman compared with me.

22. With a sigh after watching the movie, please talk about the profound experience of the hero's confession: "Even if the other person is a fairy, don't touch it!" 23. I have many shortcomings, and I am distressed enough. Please don't remind me at any time. 24. I have many advantages, some of which I don't know. Please tell me loudly at any time.

25. Where would I be without my parents? Therefore, you should be grateful and respect them. 26. When shopping, please don't maliciously describe the shopping center as a linked factory, because you are sometimes linked by the Minister of Home Appliances or Sports.

27. Although you know all about those beautiful and charming female stars, when I ask you, I still hope to get such an answer: "Who is Shu Kei? Is Britney Spears the one who plays tennis? " Please don't peek at my past diaries and love letters. They have nothing to do with you, and don't be jealous of them. It's like you jumped into the vinegar jar yourself. 29. Please don't object to my watching soap operas. If I shed tears, I can't laugh, because I didn't laugh when you watched the China football team lose the game.

30. Please don't get emotional. I think many women are interested in you and show off in front of me. Just like the beautiful girl who lives across the street, you always say that others like watching you from the balcony. Later, we all knew that she was cross-eyed. Please remember this lesson.

3 1. Although you have the habit of sleeping naked, this cannot be the reason why a pair of underwear can be worn for two days. I hope you still have some impudence to lead me to watch one movie after another, but you won't let me go home.

33. If I do something wrong, my heart is already very sad. Please take the initiative to bear the responsibility you should or should not bear. Your broad mind is my forever harbor. If your wife's work is not satisfactory, you should be persuasive, help analyze and put forward some constructive plans.

When your wife makes progress and is praised or promoted, you should cheer and celebrate with me and point out some internal reasons for her success, which is highly appreciated. Please remember that my wife's chestnut hair is fashionable, not ears of wheat.

37. A wife wearing a perspective dress is sexy, not feverish. 38. My wife's makeup is amazing, not a monster.

39. Wife wearing platform shoes is icing on the cake, not congenital deficiency. 40. My wife's rude words are straightforward and lovely, not uneducated.

4 1, the wife's irrationality is spoiled rather than wild. 42. My wife hit me to love you, not to hit you.

43, the wife's financial power is good at management rather than stingy. 44. The most important thing is that the wife is always right, because she loves you! Summary of the fifth anniversary speech Yesterday, 65438+February and 65438+February were my wedding anniversary with Xinxin's father, and I received commemorative gifts from Xinxin's father every year after marriage.

I thought he was too busy to work this year. He called me and said that he had just got off work, and it was past six o'clock in the evening. He asked me to wait for him downstairs. Then he hung up and hurried downstairs. Xinxin's father saw me coming down and took my hand and said, "Today is our wedding anniversary. Let me take you somewhere. " I have a good memory and I have never forgotten it.

It's quite mysterious. I didn't know I was going to "make waves and wash sand" until I got on the bus When I got there, my new father took my hand and said to the waitress, "Give my wife a milk bath", and my heart suddenly warmed up. Go into the bathroom with the waiter and wait for the water to be put in.

2. Wedding anniversary speech phrase Original publisher: kj5fy5

Wedding anniversary speech 1: Wedding anniversary speech Today is my wedding anniversary with my husband! My husband said that he would treat me to delicious food in the evening. I am very happy that I have a happy family, a lovely husband and a clever daughter now! I want to pass this happiness on to all my friends. I hope all the families in the world are so happy, harmonious, healthy, comfortable and without obstacles! I have tried my best to escape from my home. Through my study, understanding, transformation and growth, I am so healthy that my heart is full of gratitude. I thank Mr. Ping Cao for touching my inner iceberg with Satya's sculpture, Mr. Li Zhongying for compiling such a systematic and simple course, Mr. Li Li for guiding me in class, my parents for giving me life and letting me grow up in their way, my husband for giving me complete companionship, acceptance and support, my friends for giving me encouragement, support and companionship at the lowest point of my life, my daughter for giving me the power to learn to forgive, forgive and love, and Buddhism for giving me. Gratitude for the disease made me learn to let go! Gratitude and suffering make my heart quiet and peaceful! I don't know why, I suddenly miss the Sokun River, Zhuokeji, the mountains and rivers of the two rivers, the tree in front of the school that was tied by Chairman Mao, the partridge mountain, the prayer wheel in the hand of the Tibetan grandmother, the snow-capped mountains, the grasslands and everything there. This is the home where I grew up and I miss it very much. My classmates said that if I wanted to, I would go back and have a look. She said: Twenty years later, Sokun River is still so clear, Zhuokeji is still so elegant and simple, everything there is still so simple, and mountains and rivers are waiting for me. I said, well, I'm trying. I have been married for fifteen years, and my husband and I have experienced ups and downs. I had pains, disputes and the determination to leave, but I also had vows of eternal love, love and whispering.

Send a congratulatory letter to your wife on the occasion of your fifth wedding anniversary.

Dear wife, do you remember? Five years ago today, on the morning of April 28th, 2005, I married you. We walked into an auditorium called home with all our hopes and dreams for a beautiful love!

I have been married for five years, and my wife and I have gone hand in hand through thick and thin. In the past five years, there have been laughter, troubles and storms.

Blink of an eye, it's been five years! Now we have two super cute sons-Xiaoming and Cheng Xiao. The two little guys grow up day by day in our caring field of vision. In the blink of an eye, the older one is over 4 years old and the younger one is over 6 months old. Because being a father, I know that being a man is very tired; Because being a father will make me more mature and successful. Children are the continuation of the best life God has given us men, and fathers are the most beautiful names in the world, so I think it's worthwhile to suffer and be tired again. . . . . . Because I can be with you. . . . . I feel very happy now.

If someone asks me how much I have gained and how much I have lost in these five years? In these five years of married life, my wife and two little guys are undoubtedly my greatest gain, and also the place where I enjoy the happiness of life. My so-called loss is only the lost youth, but gradually there are one or two wrinkles on my forehead.

Honey, I am your professional driver. When you are bored, you like to go to the construction site in my car or go shopping with me. I don't know if it's my driving skills or your habit. You fell asleep as soon as you got on the bus. When I see you asleep, I'll pull over to help you cover my coat, and then drive slowly. I feel very happy whenever I see you sleeping in the car. ).

You are used to surfing the Internet at night. When it gets late, you will shout, "Oh, shit, shit. . . It's so late, I don't know if there will be two more crow's feet in the corner of my eye tomorrow. Dear, please help me turn off the computer. I'm going to wash my face and put on a mask. " Then I ran away with a smile. I think I will complain to Comrade Ma Yun in ali dad when I have the chance, just because he got that Taobao, hehe. . . . . . . )。

Also, every time you eat a lot of snacks, you will drum your mouth and shout: Oh, no, I don't know how much weight you will gain! Then I tried my best to exercise and said that I must go on a diet and lose a few pounds these days. However, I ate this and that in one day, and after eating. . . . . . ah ...

Every time you buy a lot of useless things, and then when you go home, you will regret saying, hey … I knew not to buy this and that. It seems that you bought four pairs of shoes the day before yesterday, and when you try them on at home, you will say, hey, these shoes don't fit anything, hehe …

Just like going shopping. You can watch it in the mall for hours without feeling tired. Now, as soon as our Xiaoming heard that you were going to the mall again, he shouted at you: Mommy, are you going to see women's things again? I'm not going with you. I want to play the game car with my father. . . . . . .

And ... . . . There are many more. . .

Hehe ... Honey, you are so cute. . .

Dear, today we spent our fifth wedding anniversary together. You said that the diamond necklace and diamond ring you bought a few days ago were gifts for your fifth wedding anniversary. You asked me: What should I give you for your fifth wedding anniversary? Actually, it doesn't matter what you send. The important thing is that I have always loved you deeply! You are my favorite woman! You have the kindest heart, you have the most considerate eyes, and you bring me happiness and joy! I am also your favorite man. My love for you is absolutely eternal and worth doing for you!

Wife, I really appreciate your understanding, tolerance and encouragement during the five years of marriage with you, when I was most difficult and helpless! What you said at that time: "I believe that my husband is omnipotent, and I believe that you can do what you want!" " This sentence is undoubtedly the best stimulant for me who was the most helpless at that time. So far, you have made a great contribution to our struggle, wife. Thank you for your continuous support. . .

It coincides with the fifth anniversary of my wish to God. I only hope that in the future, my dear wife, you will be happier, happier, more relaxed and more relaxed. . . . I hope our family will live a healthy and happy life every day! Hold your hand and walk with you forever.

The morning before the sun came out.

I will hold your hand.

Blossoming red rose petals

Fill your face with joy.

Hongse flowers

Fense wedding dress

In your shallow smile

Say a willing answer.

Hold your hand.

Grab your arm.

Across the ends of the earth

Walk into a warm place together.

That name is our home.

Kiss you hard! Baby, I love you. . . . . . . ! ! !

(This article only applies to the fifth wedding anniversary of my beloved wife (Fangfang))

Always love and care about you: always answer the port

2010 April 28th 0 1:20 Foshan, Guangdong.

4. How to fall in love suddenly thought of how to fall in love in the end? So I went to Google and found the following words, and suddenly I understood.

But in retrospect, I'm not a boy, so why do I need pre-job training? How interesting! Being single in my thirties is a problem, but the more serious problem is that I find myself behind the times and don't know how to fall in love. Love is going to the park? It sucks! It has been out of date for a long time; Why don't you walk and talk on the road by the river? Old school! Only old couples or lovers walk by the river; Go to karaoke? Stop! Do you think it is public money consumption or migrant workers who have just entered the city? There is no other way, so there is only food left.

Love should be talked with "mouth" for the purpose of proposing marriage, which is considered as "begging". Together, it is a word "eat". Ancestors have long thought of this layer, how far-reaching it is! I can't refuse to accept it. In fact, love is paved in any form, which is understandable. Since culture can set up a stage for the economy, there is nothing wrong with setting up an opera with feelings. Besides, we can look at each other more realistically while caring about each other.

Since wanting to fall in love is nothing more than eating, since we are in a state of talking, we must first consider where to eat. Love is learning while eating.

For the first time, you should show sincerity, which is directly proportional to the grade, and the other party's decision and impression of your strength is also directly proportional to the grade of this dish. At present, all girls are as smart as business veterans. If you have no strength, calm down! Therefore, you must kill yourself and go to a place where you don't lose your share.

When ordering food, you must be careless and chic. When you handed the menu to the opposite opponent in a gentleman's way, although you shouted in your heart not to order too expensive dishes, you still had to successfully say that you can order anything you like at will! Of course, it is rare for the other side's negotiating partner to be so generous that you can't breathe. Usually, enough is enough, leaving room for you to add another snack heroically. For the first time, when the situation becomes optimistic, but we still need to work hard, we must carry forward the revolutionary spirit of continuous fighting and not being afraid of fatigue. We must talk over dinner in another place.

The grade and taste can't be bad, it should be quiet and few people, and there should be hazy music at the same time. It is best to simply play the golden saxophone, so as to recall the touching feelings of our nth date in the future. These days are the hardest. It is precisely because of this most difficult juncture that the revolutionary situation began to light up. Your money belongs to two people, at least to the next two. You can't waste it. If you want to eat, you should eat economically.

When the relationship is good enough, love promotes conversation by eating, but the battlefield has shifted to the homes of both parties-since it is almost a family, why rent someone else's venue? The problem is that when I summed it up there, I didn't understand that love is the truth of inviting people to dinner from the beginning, so I repeatedly hit a wall. And when I understood this truth, I found that I couldn't continue in the first stalemate stage, and all my poor wages were given to the tertiary industry, which contributed to solving the consumption problem? Think about the little girl at the moment. She is simply the "child care" of western restaurants and teahouses, especially during some foreign festivals, when the knife is ground several times, you have to wait in line to be slaughtered.

Are there any girls who can fall in love without eating? There should be, but the problem is that this woman should have only had it in the past, and now she has not heard it many times. At the moment, the girl has a big appetite. When you grit your teeth and make up your mind to leave, she won't blink, thinking that everyone is rich or forcing you to become rich.

I once said that a girl has only been out twice, and suddenly I said "international" is good. I don't know what to do. Surprised, that's four stars! If I go to dinner, I have to stay and wash dishes for a month! So I had some tea with her in a small scroll and finished my last dinner. A friend who had the same problem was unlucky for a while. He has met many people, usually only once, and he is quite down and out.

Finally, a pure jade girl appeared, but although the jade girl was willing to continue eating after eating a lot of meals, the progress of the conversation seemed to be very small. This worries my friend, because he eats and drinks with all kinds of "immortals" all day, and eating out becomes a burden.

I tried to please her, but I was so drunk that I forgot where she had never been. So we sit together and complain.

A friend said that it is one thing to talk about how much money to fall in love with a gentleman who comes to the door! Eat, drink, drink, hello, I am good, isn't it just through eating to find and befriend? I said, after all, love is a treat! My friends were surprised. Sighed and groggy, she invited herself to dinner.

Maybe a friend drank too much wine at noon, or he was really tired from eating all the time, and his thoughts easily got out of control. The man sighed with emotion: Hey! This paragraph is for you to eat, which makes me very tired! He didn't notice that the jade girl was saying "you" to him. She was very surprised and blurted out: Love is a treat to dinner! what did you say ? /Excuse me? Love is a big meal? Ah! Me? .

My friend just reacted and stretched out his hands, as if trying to catch the sentence that was about to fall to the ground. When she got up and turned around for the last time, it was very late. Jade girl gave him a hard gouge: Do you think love is a treat for dinner? ! Then, ask everyone, what is love, isn't it a treat? Have you noticed? The feeling of love is always sweet at the beginning. I always feel that I have one more person to accompany you and share with you. You're finally not lonely anymore. At least one person thinks of you and loves you. No matter what you do, as long as you can be together, but slowly, as you get to know each other better, you begin to find each other's shortcomings, so problems appear one after another, and you begin to get bored, bored and even want to escape. She suits you, so are you suitable for her? In fact, feelings are like grindstones. When you first pick them up, you may not be satisfied, but please remember that people are flexible and many things can be changed. As long as you have the heart and courage, instead of picking up unknown stones everywhere, it is better to polish the stones you already have. Have you started grinding? Many people think that people become lazy because of their weak feelings.

No! In fact, people are conquered by inertia first, so feelings will fade. At a dinner party, someone suggested eating more.

5. Wedding anniversary words should be at least 0.27 yuan. Open the library members to view the full content. Original Publisher: kj5fy5 Wedding Anniversary Speech Part I: Wedding Anniversary Speech Today is my wedding anniversary with my husband! My husband said that he would treat me to delicious food in the evening.

I am very happy that I have a happy family, a lovely husband and a clever daughter now! I want to pass this happiness on to all my friends. I hope all the homes in the world are so happy, harmonious, healthy, comfortable and barrier-free! I have tried my best to escape from my home. Through my study, understanding, transformation and growth, I am so healthy that my heart is full of gratitude. I thank Mr. Ping Cao for touching my inner iceberg with Satya's sculpture, Mr. Li Zhongying for compiling such a systematic and simple course, Mr. Li Li for guiding me in class, my parents for giving me life and letting me grow up in their way, my husband for giving me complete companionship, acceptance and support, my friends for giving me encouragement, support and companionship at the lowest point of my life, my daughter for giving me the power to learn to forgive, forgive and love, and Buddhism for giving me. Gratitude for the disease made me learn to let go! Gratitude and suffering make my heart quiet and peaceful! I don't know why, I suddenly miss the Sokun River, Zhuokeji, the mountains and rivers of the two rivers, the tree in front of the school that was tied by Chairman Mao, the partridge mountain, the prayer wheel in the hand of the Tibetan grandmother, the snow-capped mountains, the grasslands and everything there.

This is the home where I grew up and I miss it very much. My classmates said that if I wanted to, I would go back and have a look.

She said: Twenty years later, Sokun River is still so clear, Zhuokeji is still so elegant and simple, everything there is still so simple, and mountains and rivers are waiting for me. I said, well, I'm trying.

I have been married for fifteen years, and my husband and I have experienced ups and downs. I had pains, disputes and the determination to leave, but I also had vows of eternal love, love and whispering.

Dear guests, friends and elders: Hello everyone! Today is my son's wedding day with xx, and I feel very happy and honored.

I am very glad that this couple walked into their wedding hall hand in hand today and started their new life. We have accomplished a glorious task. Rong Xin is that so many relatives, friends and folks have sent their sincere wishes.

Here, on behalf of both parents, I would like to express my heartfelt wishes to the couple. At the same time, I would like to take this opportunity to express my heartfelt thanks to the leaders, colleagues and friends who have cared, supported and nurtured our family for many years! Marriage is a major event in life, and it is also a major event for every parent. Facing the newcomers on the stage and so many relatives and friends off the stage, I send three words to the newcomers: First, I hope you can understand each other, tolerate each other and help each other in the same boat on the road of life; The second is to respect and honor parents. When you get married, it means that your parents are old and they need you to visit them often. Third, keep forging ahead, work hard and repay the society, parents and units with practical actions.

Finally, I want to thank my in-laws, who have trained such a good daughter and such a good daughter-in-law. I would like to take this opportunity to wish the couple a happy life, mutual respect and love again, and sincerely wish all the guests who came to attend my son's daughter-in-law's wedding good health and happy family! Thank you all.