Funny God’s replies, collection of God’s replies

Original author: Give me a woman and I will create a nation!

Reply: Well, if I give you a sow, the price of meat will drop next year!

Originally Answered: When I was in college, I skipped classes, failed classes, dumped people, got dumped, got into fights, received demerits... Hey, I did everything I could do~

Reply: Have you ever died?

Originally Answered: Please describe China's National Seismological Observatory in one sentence.

Reply: hindsight is better than hindsight!

Originally Answered: Let's all tell a story that starts with KB, is funny in the middle, and has a tragic ending. For example, there once was a ghost who farted and died.

Reply: Met Sister Furong, fell in love with Sister Furong, married Sister Furong...

Original poster: Why do more and more people not want children?

Reply to violent rape: Senior officials sent by Beijing have said that they should be arrested from childhood.

Originally Answered: Talking to the leaders of the unit every day makes me feel that my future is very slim...

Reply: Be happy for you~ Because it is not scary to play the piano to a cow, but what is scary is a group of cows playing the piano every day Play the piano to you!

Owner: A female pineapple vendor in Nantou, Shenzhen, bit off the penis of the city manager’s uncle in a fit of desperation...

Reply: Humph! If you don’t let me live, I won’t let you enjoy life! ! !

Owner: In fact, Newton was just lucky to discover the law of universal gravitation. If I had been born three hundred years earlier, so could I!

Reply: He is indeed the lucky one, because what hit him on the head was an apple, and what hit the poor poster on the head was either a durian or a coconut...

Postmaster: It was someone who hit him on the head Should I call my uncle miserable or my younger brother?

The violent reply: Uncle, your brother is out.

Owner: City managers add new weapons to catch stray dogs!

The violent reply: They are born from the same roots, why should they be too hasty to fry.

Owner: I fell in love with a girl who is 6 years younger than me and is still in junior high school. What a sin.

Reply: It would be really sinful to remove the word "like".

Owner: My wife has given birth to a baby girl. She is very cute. Please help me give my daughter a powerful name. My surname is Cheng.

Reply: Genghishan.

Originally Answered: I met a male netizen today and he kept hinting that he wanted to have sex. I would like to ask: Is it true that the purpose of meeting netizens is to have sex now?

Rape reply: Netizens won’t go to bed when they meet? Are you kidding, everyone is so busy.

Owner: The damn barber shop cut my head badly! Everyone came up with some destructive measures, asking for the greater the damage, the better, and the smaller the noise, the better, because I was going alone.

Forum basement: In the middle of the night, in the dark moon and high wind, quietly and gently, a man hanged himself in front of the barber shop...

Host: What should I do if I have amnesia? ?

Forum reply: Wouldn’t that be great? Every morning I wake up and find that the woman sleeping next to me is a different woman~

Originally Answered: Why does the police sound the siren when they catch bad guys? Aren't you afraid that the bad guy will run away if you hear him from a distance?

Forum Sofa: The superior unit usually notifies the subordinate unit in advance before coming to inspect ~

Host: Why does the child born have the same surname as the father?

Forum Sofa: Because the money spit out from the ATM belongs to the person who inserted the card.

Owner: Being handsome is useless—in the end, he won’t be eaten by pawns!

Forum reply: Being handsome is accompanied by soldiers, cannonballed, ridden on a horse, sat in a car, and has a secret love... What's wrong with being handsome? ! !

Originally Answered: There is a student who ranks last in grades every year and often fights with others. According to the leader's request, the teacher wants to give the students a more pleasant final comment. How should I write it?

Strong reply: The student has stable grades and strong practical ability.

Post author: From the Hainan mineral water drinking incident, we can see that China’s food safety is worrying. Mineral water can also kill people? Isn’t there a QS logo?

Strong reply: I would like to ask, does QS mean to die?

Originally Answered: Which one is more cost-effective, a dog or a man?

Rape reply: Auntie, even if you can treat a man like a dog, do you dare to treat a dog like a man?

Owner: I have one million and want to buy a car. Can you give me some advice?

Forum reply: You can sell 30 QQs and form a fleet to drive them, one in S type and the other in B type.

Owner: Wang Xiaoya and Chen Zhangliang are getting married. Please comment in four words.

Forum reply: You have become a good person!

Owner: Last night when we were walking our dogs, our big Tibetan mastiff and a bald wild dog started biting each other in the woods. Dry! Unexpectedly, the Tibetan Mastiff was defeated by a straw dog! ! !

Forum Sofa: Before I went bald, they all called me Lion!

Owner: My girlfriend always says she has small breasts, I think it’s okay, please ask forum GGs to help identify it~

Forum sofa: I have two pimples on my back!

Owner: Collect the most scolding words without using any curse words.

Forum Reply Did your mother throw away the person when she gave birth to you and raise the placenta?

Originally Answered: Why is it that when leaders visit Japan, the Japanese side is relatively cold and even the airport doesn’t even have a welcome sign?

Forum sofa: How to hang it? Warmly welcome old friends to Japan?

Originally Answered: Isn’t it hot for you women to wear bras in the summer?

Forum reply: It would be too hot if we didn’t take you with us...

Original poster: I bought a new manor. It would scare you to death to tell you how big it is - I drove around it in a circle. It took two and a half hours! ! !

Forum Sofa: Well, I used to have such a shabby car~

Host: If I had 100 million yuan, I could get a loan to buy a house in Tomson Yipin!

Forum reply: Yes, but you still have to borrow money to pay the property fee first~

Post-owner: He made an oath today that I am a part of his life and that I am in his body Part of it, if he didn’t have me, he wouldn’t be able to live~

Forum Sofa: My ex-boyfriend said the same thing. Later I found out that I was his appendix, appendix, ears, and six fingers. Dispensable stuff!

Owner: I am so rich, what kind of car should I buy for my nanny?

Forum reply: It depends on how the relationship between her and your husband has developed~