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The sand sculpture sentences that can be spoken are suitable for the sand sculpture of the space.

1. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick, at least when she kisses someone else, you will still feel involved.

2. The landlord said in the space that all the handsome shuttlecocks are beautiful! Result. . . God replied: Playing golf like you is like shoveling shit. . . .

3. Come with me. If I have a bite to eat, you will have a bowl brush.

4. Are people who play Tetris better at tidying up their rooms?

5. If you don't smile, it will be a big smile.

6. It is reported in the news that a candidate missed the first college entrance examination because he overslept. I really feel sorry for him. In this life, people have many opportunities to sleep at home, but they may only have one chance to take the college entrance examination. Why not choose to sleep in the examination room?

7. When others get on the bus to practice driving, the first sentence is to whisper, strike a light, step on the clutch, put it in gear, loosen the clutch and start. And when I get on the bus and practice driving, the first sentence is usually to shout loudly first and get out of the way! Get out of the way Get out of the way

8. I'm in a regular state every day. I don't wake up in the morning, I don't wake up in the afternoon, I beat chicken blood in the evening, and I regret my intestines at midnight!

9. Only those who are good-looking can be called foodies, and those who are not good-looking can only be called fools!

1. Why do you work hard to make money? Because I'm afraid of shaking hands with people, they wear Cartier and you wear a rubber band.

11. It's almost twelve o'clock. My daughter-in-law is playing outside and won't come back! ! I sent her a WeChat. If you don't come back in 2 minutes, I'll stay at my buddy's house for two minutes. My buddy sent me a WeChat. There's someone at my house tonight. Don't come and sleep. I feel as if there is something wrong. . .

12. What did I say that made you cry? Please tell me and I'll say it again.

13. I heard that persimmons and crabs will be poisoned when eaten together. The persimmons are all ready, and now I just need crabs to see if I don't like them. Send me a few pounds of crabs.

14. Two drunkards are driving wildly. A: Be careful! There is a sharp turn ahead. B: What? Aren't you driving?

15. Watch TV with my husband at night, in which the hero dies for the heroine! So I asked my husband, Dear, will you die for me? My husband was silent for a while and said, I dare not say, for fear that you will let me die. . .

16. Ever since I left Tik Tok, I have lived like an emperor every day. Some people sing songs, some dance, some perform talents, and try their best to amuse me. I have to read them one by one, which is very busy.

17. Know me by other people's mouths. Is your head used for height?

18. Just now, my wife cried and said, Every time you go out, I am worried. I quickly comforted her and said, honey, don't worry about me. I'll be back at any time. My wife said, I know, that's why I'm worried. Well, there seems to be something wrong!

19. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is to deal with those who try their best to make you end being single, such as your seven aunts and eight aunts!

2. Don't envy others for their long legs and thin waist. You are fat and broad-minded.

21. I went to her home with my girlfriend for the first time to meet my parents! Sorry to eat too much dinner. I was hungry at night. I got up and went to the living room. The landlord glanced around, but no one was there! The landlord took a knife to the corner of the living room, picked up the sweet potato that was fed to the pigs on the ground and chopped it. After a while, an evil wind struck, and the landlord looked back. My mother-in-law and girlfriend stood behind me staring at me, and I clearly heard my mother-in-law say, Don't choose, just him. People who can eat pork dishes are really hard to find!

22, no one is always smooth sailing, in fact, you are not lonely. Look at the friends around you. They are all mixed up because of failure.

23. I think someone on the Internet said that the college entrance examination is to decide which city you eat chicken in! It's just nonsense, misleading children! Students still have to refuel and make good use of it. After all, the internet speed in big cities is fast!

24. A single man is called single dog, and a single woman is called Goubuli!

25. The three ugliest women in women's eyes are the rival of good sisters, the current girlfriend of ex-boyfriend and the ex-girlfriend of current boyfriend.

26. I'm going to fall in love soon, and I don't know who. I'll be happy for him first.

27. I wish everything were as simple as gaining weight.

28. Looking back, I was only five points short of being admitted to Tsinghua, but I dare not look back. When I talked too much, I cried. In that year, the admission line in Tsinghua was 695, and I got 69 points.

29. Having dinner with my son, he saw that I always eat fish heads and asked me: Do you particularly like eating fish heads? I put down my chopsticks and said to him, this is an example your grandmother set for me. When I was a child, our family was poor, and we only ate fish during the Spring Festival. Your grandmother only ate fish heads and gave me all the fish. Although our living conditions are good now, we can't forget our fine traditions! The son thought for a moment and then asked, Did you eat fish heads with chopped peppers at that time?

3. Do you know the difference between you and Friar Sand? His name is Friar Sand, and your name is Sand Sculpture.

31. I quarreled with my boyfriend and cried: I want to divorce you. My boyfriend shouted back with a louder voice: If you leave, who is afraid of who! Get the marriage certificate first and then divorce. If you don't have a marriage certificate, you can't get married! I thought it was true, and then I sobbed and followed my boyfriend to get a marriage certificate with my hukou book.

32. Some people's chat records are full of love words and warm words. My chat records are full of homework answers.

33. You are right, but I don't listen.

34. My bed has been turned into a paradise by me, so I will feel like I am coming down from bed every day.

35. Don't live with the past, because it has passed. Don't live with reality, because you still have to live.

36. Let's talk about something heavy, such as your weight! After a silence, the sister replied: This is too heavy, so let's talk about something superficial, such as your IQ!

37. I have the phone number of Goddess, and I can know whether she is awake or not every day. Call her, no one answers, but she hasn't woken up yet; Call her, hang up, just wake up Don't envy me too much.

38. What are you nervous about? The college entrance examination score just determines which city you will play League of Legends in the next few years. Calm down

39. When I went home for dinner yesterday and wore a new skirt, I said shamelessly in front of my dad: Dad, look how beautiful your daughter is! As a result, my father gave my mother a squint and said faintly, If your father and I had married a beautiful wife more than 2 years ago, you would be more beautiful now.

4. If a woman can use your photo as a mobile phone screen, she can let you browse her mobile phone at any time, give you both the passwords of WeChat and Alipay, and even give you the password of the bank card, then you can take her money and call me, okay?

41. Q: Is there a book about which you feel that it has changed you, even affected your outlook on life, and moved you deeply? A: Three-year Simulation of the Five-year College Entrance Examination.

42. People can't tell whether they have money or not. When we pass by in the street, you will never think that I am svip.

43. Teacher: The college entrance examination is coming soon, so don't quarrel with those who are puppy love, so as not to affect their mood. Don't confess those who are not puppy love, so as not to affect their mood!

44. Some people make you feel distressed seriously, while others make your teeth ache because they are not flat.

45. Beauty and ugliness have a life, and being fat and thin in the sky depends on this sentence.

46. In the physics self-study class, the students are doing their homework. The teacher said, If you have any questions, just ask me! A classmate went over and said, Teacher, where did Newton get his hair permed?

47. It's another year of college entrance examination. I secretly found out my diploma and blew the dust covered on it. Suddenly, I was filled with thoughts. What's the use? I still have to rely on my face to eat. . .

48. In the past, letters from horses and chariots were very slow, and I only loved one person all my life. Now, with the development of network technology, 5 people can be green.

49. When my parents were young, they owed a lot of money to others and always told them: We will pay you back twice in the future. Later, they gave birth to me, named: double.

5. This semester is coming to an end. I have to do ppT myself, and it took a buddy in the dormitory a few days to finish it! Finally, explain it yourself! After he finished his lecture, the teacher came to comment: this must be done by himself! We kept clapping! But the teacher also said: there is nothing worse than this in Baidu! Sand sculptures suitable for making friends. Tell me about some popular sand sculptures. It's a little cute.

1. I hope your IQ will stop at three years old forever. Happy Children's Day!

2. When I have money, I will buy a bucket of instant noodles to eat, and I will just eat noodle soup without drinking it. 3. Promise me that if you like me, don't mention it.

4. TV is all about: how many tens of thousands will I give you and leave my daughter! The reality is: give us tens of thousands, or leave my daughter.

5. If you can't find someone, don't always complain, but think more about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are too good for anyone.

6. On Children's Day, my son asked my father and me angrily, Today's Children's Day, other children have new clothes to wear, why don't I? Dad didn't either! After that, I turned my head and looked at his grandfather sadly. My father smiled awkwardly and then began to pretend to look at the scenery.

7. I don't know how to scold until I'm in bed after quarreling with others.

8. Not all women like money. For example, a kind girl like me likes animals, such as Land Rover, BMW Bugatti Veyron Jaguar and Tmall.

9. Friends, Children's Day is coming. I wish you a childlike body, a childlike mood, a group of childlike friends, a childlike lover and a childlike life. Happy Children's Day! Don't forget to say hello to your childhood friends.

1. Whether you admit it or not, I know that there has always been a child living in your heart: I don't want to get up, I don't want to go to work, I don't want to be lonely, I don't want to fail, I don't want to follow the rules, I don't want to be told by others, and I don't want to accept the reality! Therefore, no matter how old you are, I can still happily bless you today: Children's Day is coming, and I hope you can work and play as well as live as carefree as children!

11. The little girl doesn't want to bump into the south wall, but just wants to bump into the arms of the son.

12, you = eat+sleep+miss me, pig = eat+sleep, equivalent substitution: you = pig+miss me, transposition: you-miss me = pig, conclusion: if you don't miss me, you are a pig.

13. I heard that irregular rest is very harmful to my health, which scares me to stay up late every day and stay up regularly.

14. Do you have any beautiful women who want a chin pad? Please contact me. I have a pair of chins and plan to sell one.

15. Whether I am happy or sad, I always keep a childlike innocence and simply have a good life. Whether interesting or boring, always keep a childlike interest and have fun easily. Children's Day is coming, I wish you: childlike innocence will always stay, childlike interest will always be there, and you will be happy without worries, and fun will always be with you!

16. We should play games with the children once, no matter how big or small, and teach them to play Woodenhead, airplane grid, throwing sandbags and hide-and-seek, which are our favorite childhood games, so as to let them know that there are too many things more interesting than mobile phones and computers.

17. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way, which will not only make others unable to find shoes, but also make them have nowhere to go.

18. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for going to work, but only suitable for getting paid.

19, dry Ma Lai is not round at all!

2. What are the two little tugs on the giraffe's head? It's a router, and the zoo WiFi depends on it!

21. Here comes the younger brother (I especially like this sand sculpture sentence recently)

22. Although you are over age, you have always maintained a childlike innocence, and your intelligence is close to or beyond the level of children. After strict screening, you have been successfully selected as one of the top ten left-behind children in China. Congratulations!

23. After identification, you belong to the six-year-old children who are overweight, overweight, over-nourished, super cool, super intelligent and over-aged. Please work and live happily with a childlike innocence. Happy June 1st!

24. I thought my brother only had a fish pond, but I didn't expect him to be a Neptune.

25. In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into mature rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the one who should run will still run.

26. In fact, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later, the sentence "No leftovers" ruined my life.

27. You can ask me for a red envelope on Children's Day. I can give it to you, but if you don't send it on Father's Day in a few days, don't blame Dad for turning his face!

28. Every time I write my homework late, there are always two little people in my mind. One says forget it and stop writing, and the other says yes.

29. Don't help me. I'm not drunk. The road ahead will move. Help me hold that road.

3. No one can live an easy life without compromise. Pain is always a hit.

31. Everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find that your friends are getting better and better.

32. I remember the loud sound of books in the classroom, the teacher's earnest heart, the playground's high spirits and my childhood friends. June 1 has arrived, and the late blessing is sent: Happy Children's Day!

33. Being in love is only interesting when the other person is you

34. Your body can't celebrate Children's Day, but your IQ can. Your weight can't pass Children's Day, but your height can ~

35. Knock out the cupcakes before eating, calm down the coke before drinking, persuade the sandwich biscuits to be separated before making milk, and tell a joke to make the ice cubes cry before biting.

36. Make a face at the trouble and scare it away; Tie sorrow to the bull's-eye, throwing darts; Let the loss get into the football and fly a leg. It's Children's Day. Let's see who's upset and do the trick!

37. Pupils celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

38. Investment is risky. If you love me, there is no risk in high returns.

39. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning, and writing hard, just to help the schoolmaster come to the bottom.

4. I'm dizzy now. The doctor says I'm hypoglycemia. Say something sweet to me!

41. I have a date today. What clothes should I wear to look young and wear open-backed pants?

42. I like to hide anything, so I have nine people you don't know.

43. How do you feel when you enter the classroom?

44. I deleted all the ugly ones on my list, leaving behind all the uglier ones.

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