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A violent industry that does not occupy land or a room, only a bed

2006-12-23 13:09:32 Reading: 1027 Comments: 2

After all, the prostitute group is different from labor unions and the like. Everyone is afraid of making mistakes, especially when shouting slogans during parades. As a result, the think tank recommended that the march slogans be reviewed.

On the day of the parade, the city's bureau chiefs were responsible for reviewing the slogans of the prostitutes' teams.

The slogan of prostitute A's team was: "First, don't steal, second, don't rob, and third, don't oppose the ruling party." When the security director saw it, he said happily: "Okay, okay!"

I saw the slogan of prostitute B team: "It doesn't occupy an area, it doesn't occupy a room, it just uses a bed." When the director of land and resources saw it, he said happily: "Okay, okay! ”

The slogan of the prostitute team C was: “No girls, no boys, no trouble for the government.” When the population director saw it, he said happily: “Not bad, not bad!”

I saw the prostitute Ding’s team’s slogan: “No noise, no pollution, just shouting occasionally.” When the environmental protection director saw it, he happily said: “You guys shout, you shout

The slogan of Prostitute E’s team is: “No funds, no loans, bring your own equipment for production. "The director of development saw it and said happily: "Welcome, welcome!"

I saw the prostitutes' team's slogan: "Laid-off girl, don't cry, follow me into the nightclub. "The Director of Social Security saw it and said happily: "General meeting, general meeting!"

The slogan of the prostitute Geng team was: "Although it is comfortable, it is also tiring. It stimulates domestic demand and creates foreign exchange. When the economic and trade director saw it, he happily said: "Let's do it, let's create it!"

I saw the prostitute Xin Duiwu's slogan: "Don't invite disasters, don't provoke disasters, and resolutely not be a third party." . The director of the Women's Federation saw it and said happily: "Save worry, save worry!"

The slogan of the prostitute Ren team is: "One, don't steal, the other, don't rob, focus on credibility to seize the market." "The Director of Industry and Commerce saw it and said happily: "Advocate, advocate!

The slogan of the prostitute Gui team is: "Don't be too ugly, don't be afraid of being old, and cultivate cadres with great responsibility." "The organization director saw it and said happily: "Thank you, thank you!

I saw the slogan of the prostitute team: "You get what you pay for, you get what you pay for, the real thing is the same." "The price director saw it and said happily: "Model, model! "

The ugly slogan of the prostitute team was: "No tax evasion, no tax delay, no charge when meeting the director." When the tax director saw it, he happily said: "Role models, role models! "Comment list