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Humorous warning signs whisper
1, this Internet cafe has video surveillance, please pay attention to your words and deeds;
2. Since the opening of this Internet cafe, * * * has arrested N thieves, 7 of whom have broken their hands, 3 have broken their feet, and 2 are still being treated in the emergency center;
Stealing in this internet cafe is tantamount to suicide;
Hehe, just kidding
Built-in monitoring network is infinite, and the wallet is rich.
Toilet slogan
3. Go, go, go.
You look at it and press here. I don't tell him about ordinary people.
5. Please be sure to: wash, brush, brush, brush ~
6. You are infected with the virus. If you try to call security, your heart will break in seven days. If you try to erase these words, you will be foaming at the mouth after 7 hours; If you pretend not to see these words, you will bleed after seven minutes; If you flush the excrement, you will get rid of the virus in 7 seconds.
7. Come and flush the toilet, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum!
8. Clean the brand washing machine, and you will know it after using it.
9. If it is inconvenient for others, it will not be convenient for yourself.
10. Go, it's still a long way. Give others some convenience. Why don't you do it?
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12. Click here and you will be pleasantly surprised.
13. Scour, just do it.
14. Click here and everyone knows.
15. Friendly reminder: Washing is good for health.
16. If you don't flush the toilet, you will be a sinner of history.
17. Everything is expensive, and the laundry price is higher.
18. The opportunity is right in front of you. Just press it.
19. You rush, I will rush.
20. Are you in a hurry today?
2 1. People-oriented scouring.
22. As soon as the toilet flushes, good luck comes naturally.
23. People who follow the Holy Spirit. If you are sure, please click here.
24. Pay tribute to civilized people!
25. Happy, convenient and easy to clean.
26. Traveling around the world is also uneven.
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