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Funny copywriting sentences made by sand sculpture in friends circle (29 sentences)

1, it is said that love affects learning, doesn't learning affect love?

2. Looking down at your own meat is really gentle.

When I woke up in the morning, there was hair everywhere in the room, but there was no hair on my head.

I knew from the first sight that you were a difficult little pig, Peggy.

Don't tell me that you are virtuous, you are just too idle to do anything.

6. Everyone is more than one meter tall. What's there to ask?

7, dear, tell you, love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

I listened to your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

9. Do you know the difference between you and Friar Sand? His name is Friar Sand, and yours is Sand Sculpture.

10, you don't have to give candy one by one, you can live in my honey pot.

1 1, I fell into a circle of friends, Weibo and lay in an air-conditioned room.

12, don't get fat, or the poor will beg for food in the future, and no one will believe you are a beggar.

13, friends who didn't break up quickly broke up, and new people in the New Year are different every year.

14. Girls should not take part in the happy run. A close call. If it's a barbecue, it's over.

15, the moon is coming for you. What is the moon? This is a meteorite. It's here to kill you.

16, I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

17. Opportunity is like a hair on a bald head. If you catch it, you catch it. If you can't catch it, it's gone.

18, taking in female college students who failed and failed the final exam. I will put up with your anxiety.

19, if life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be impatient, you will get used to being cheated several times.

20. Being too polite is not a good thing. Just being stepped on, I habitually said thank you.

2 1, I have been hearing mysterious jingles recently. When I approached the science program group to investigate, it turned out to be my poor jingle.

22. How can some people list dozens of objects? My mate selection criteria are only three words, please.

A friend of mine married a very rich husband, but she lost her troubles because of it.

24. When I grow up, I find that those so-called great truths are really reasonable. Your uncle is still your uncle after all.

25. Don't call your child a rabbit, because from a genetic point of view, it's not good for parents.

26. Women may betray you, brothers may cheat you, but not math. Mathematics is impossible!

27. The other sisters know nothing. You say people are simple and lovely, but in fact I don't know anything. You said I was from the village.

28. Woodpecker: Dadada Tree: I'm not sick. Don't peck at woodpeckers: two steps don't get sick: get out.

29. It is no exaggeration to say that if you fight with Lao Tzu, you will have to kneel on the ground in less than five seconds, and those who pinch me will beg me not to die.