Help translate English to Chinese

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Today ABT rooting powder is sorry for our husbands, I mean husbands! ..yeah it's hard to put genuine games i never use or i want to use full english i always use shortcut.. HeHeheee hope lv dnito keeps it in mind! . . . i dinitro knw real y people always say mahesh u is cute! HeHeHe can u tell me the Joule/K table. HaHahahh. . ..I just wanted to tell u would be happy Hmmm who knws the WHC happening tomorrow.!!!!! Hehe? Biological and toxin weapons u got my message. ? I give Yu 1 MSG!

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Sorry I didn’t get it! WHC u want to say practical! It's hard to understand that I can't read our Chinese normally. . .

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u can send me a message zorpia. ! Genuine game Ludinitrotoluene doesn’t understand so much English? Box of Dinitrotoluene understands China!

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172 u can add my yahoo! Dinitrotoluene genuine game I want to use Hotmail! I will add u yahoo! This is my Yahoo

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Hmmmmm is the letter i knw there is Midautumn Day tomorrow the letter i knw WHT dinitrotoluene makes my holiday sterile Monday HaHaHaa. .

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Yes, you can see it! Registration for WHT ABT rooting powder? Ludinitrotoluene is celebrating our friends. ?

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HAhAhAhA via K hows our lives will be. ? ?how u do it?

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Hmmm yes, if Germany wants we can satisfy each other, if taking into account Ludinitrotoluene HmMM and Hehe. !