Recommend a sketch about taxation.

Person: tax cadre, male, about 26 years old. Tax for short.

dong canhui: about 5 years old, owner of medicinal materials, referred to as dong.

Shui Qi: About 24 years old, daughter of Dong Canhui, referred to as Shui for short.

Requirements:

Tax officials: full of energy, full of vigor and enthusiasm, wearing spring and autumn tax clothes.

dong canhui: hale and hearty, with a straight back and white hair on his temples. Rich, talkative and humorous.

shuiqi: kind, simple and beautiful. Wear fashion and carry a fashionable handbag.

scene: there are eight big red characters on the front wall of the office of the inspection bureau: collection according to law, excellent service, and a "tax badge" hanging in the middle. There is a rectangular desk in the middle of the office with a red telephone and three chairs. On the left side of the wall is posted "Five Requirements and Ten Prohibitions", and on the right side of the wall is placed a set of computer equipment and a printer. Put a water dispenser in the left corner.

Implication of the plot: Through the tax officials' treatment of people and accepting questions from Dong Canhui's father and daughter, it reflects that the tax authorities' concept of law enforcement has changed. Gathering wealth for the country, collecting taxes according to law, and providing quality services are the basis for tax authorities to practice the "Theory of Three Represents" and "establishing taxes for the public and enforcing laws for the people". The love established on the basis of tax between the two parties was formally passed, which reflected the citizens' new understanding of tax. Second time around, with half a tax bill, the confession of a tax resister reflects the generosity of the older generation of tax workers to taxpayers, which has laid the foundation for today's harmonious taxation and improved taxpayers' consciousness of paying taxes consciously.

Plot: (Tax officials sit under the tax badge and write notes on their desks with pens. A father and daughter came near. )

Dong: (loudly asks) Is this the local tax

inspection bureau? Is this the inspection bureau?

water: (holding uncle's hand in one hand and looking around with a fashionable handbag in the other) Dad, keep your voice down! This is not our living room!

Dong: (Looking at the words on the wall, he reads) Tax collection is for the public and law enforcement is for the people. Hehe, this is the tax inspection bureau!

tax: (when you get up to meet, you should hold Dong Canhui's hand first, but you should not let go of Miss's hand, and the Miss will quickly let go after winking) Oh, uncle and Miss, this is the inspection bureau. Please sit down! (Miss sits down freely in the chair on the left side of the desk and winks at Tax Wang, while Dad stands on the right side of the desk)

(The phone on the desk rings and Tax Wang answers the phone)

Tax: Hello, this is the inspection bureau! Go ahead! What? Fake invoices? Refusal to pay taxes! (Dad who is about to sit down slips to the ground) Ok, I'll wait for your news!

tax: (help dad up quickly. ) Uncle, slow down, please sit down!

water: (standing up and talking) dad, I said I couldn't come to the inspection bureau, but you insisted that I come with you. This is not, I heard the voice of tax resistance! (Sit down slowly)

Tax: Don't worry, Uncle and Miss, it's not terrible to refuse to pay taxes!

dong: (looking at the tax) and you are-?

Tax: Oh, my name is Zhengwang. I'm the inspector here (turning to the water dispenser to pour water). Please have a drink. (Returning to the original seat) Who are you-?

dong: my last name is dong, and my first name is chan hui. Dealing in medicinal materials, local people.

water: confession! Now I know how to repent! (Dad didn't finish his speech, but Shui stood up and sat down after answering)

Dong: (pointing to Shui) This is my daughter's name-

Shui: Shui Qi! (Dad didn't finish his speech, but Shui stood up to answer and sat down again)

Dong: Now I obey the law and pay taxes according to law! (Dad's voice is not finished, Shuiqi stands up and sits down again)

Dong: Shuiqi, you are so nervous! Just relax。 (looking at the tax) Let's introduce it this way. I'm her-Water: Commissioner of Taxation! He teaches me tax business every day. (Dad's voice is not finished, Shui stands up to answer and then sits down) Dong: Shui Qi, I said, what's wrong with you today? Speak well at home, you dig at me, be careful that I don't cooperate! (standing up)

water: ok! I'm sorry! It's my fault. Let's cooperate well!

dong: that's more like it (sit down).

(the telephone rings)

Tax: Hello, this is the inspection bureau. How can I help you? Go ahead! oh Confess your guilt and go to court. Great, thank you! Goodbye!

dong: (trying to ask tax) are you in trouble?

tax: don't worry! Convicted!

water: (taking a sip of water) alas! Dad, you admit your mistake, too!

Dong: (recalling thoughtfully) I thought (standing up)

If I wanted to do business, I had to rely on industry and commerce

If I wanted to get rich, I had to rely on taxes

But I went down the crooked road of "if I wanted to get fat, I had to rely on tax evasion". I mistakenly think that "there is a Canadian in foreign countries and a Canadian in China". I'm here to confess today.

water: dad, don't panic! I haven't solved all my problems yet, so I can't get it if I confess!

tax: I'm a little at a loss.

dong: how old are you, young man? How many years have you been taxed?

tax: uncle, 26 years old, has been taxed for two years, what a slap! Check accounts and introduce people?

[ Water confesses shyly: Pigs put onions in their nostrils, pretending to be garlic!

Dong: (Confessions to the audience) Judging from his age and appearance, he should be his descendant.

tax: uncle, you are babbling. What do I not understand?

dong: I will understand! Well, can you check your knowledge of tax law now?

tax: yes! (Stand up) I have learned a lot in the past two years. I am proficient in business tax, resource tax, real estate tax ... Anyone who can't find a local tax (sleep) can come to me! (Naughtily to the water) Lesbians can't come! The filing period, the tax payment period, the reconsideration period ... It's still nothing to play the wife-in-law at work like this when the (beautiful wife) is present (referring to his girlfriend)! Taxpayer, legal representative, withholding agent ... I can still tell the difference (turning to water). Of course, lover, matchmaker and father-in-law will not be confused! Please ask questions!

water: (for the audience) you can talk nonsense! Hiccups are the only way to know!

dong: (stands up) ok, let's test you. Please-Q: (Step by step, imitate Li Yong's quick questioning, and add pace to increase the humorous effect. Dad asked, left foot further, tax right foot step back; One beat is one step, and after each question and answer, two steps are taken in one beat, so that the position of the two people returns to the original standing state. Then the cycle goes on, and dad leans forward slightly in the pace, and the tax body leans back to enhance the funny effect.) When going to the familiar taxpayer's business premises for inspection, do you show your inspection certificate?

tax: you must!

dong: what should I do if the parties are immediate family members when the tax officials are checking the quota and conducting tax inspection?

tax: avoiding

dong: how long is the retrospective period of tax resistance? Can I pay the fine 2 years ago now?

tax: it will be pursued indefinitely. can the fine of 2 years ago be paid back? This question ... (The tax is cornered, and it is standing)

Dong: I don't know!

water: (walks over and tugs at Dad's clothes, whispering) Dad, what are you doing? Did you ask that? Aren't you afraid of his fine?

dong: fine! What I am afraid of is that he dare not accept this fine! (Laughing at the tax) We are discussing the tax law! Discuss the tax law!

tax: never mind! My uncle's question is a bit old-fashioned. Can lesbians take some fashionable questions? I want to test you, too, if you like.

water: well, I'll really take the exam!

tax: just ask!

Water: I heard that you are-

Tax: What is it?

water: there is a saying in society that "finance is the father, banks are the mother, and taxes are the wolf". Do tax authorities have many "five tax officials" who eat, take, get cards, want and report?

tax: (standing up, smiling) Uncle, Shuiqi (pointing to the five requirements and ten prohibitions on the wall) Look, this is the five requirements and ten prohibitions of the tax authorities. The "five requirements" you mentioned is the focus of our work style rectification. After the rectification in recent years, our work style evaluation is among the best in the city, and the "five requirements tax officials" have already been laid off! The tax wolf has long been a tax (water) ox!

dong: ok! Our questions are over, (making a gesture of please to the tax) then please come and test us!

tax: please sit down! (motioned for water to sit with her father) Sit tight?

Dad:

(chorus) Sit tight!

Water:

Tax: This is the scene of the joint confrontation of tax knowledge. Your father and daughter can jointly answer questions (like Wang Xiao Y's posture). Please don't be nervous! (Cough twice, clear your throat, and learn a posture of Wang Xiao Y) Please listen to the question! What should the inspection bureau do besides checking taxes? Note that you each have a chance to replace the problem and ask for help.

water: inspection, one inspection and two penalties. Fine, of course.

tax: wrong! In addition to tax inspection, the inspection bureau should also implement preferential tax policies to safeguard the legitimate rights and interests of taxpayers. What our tax authorities pursue is: to legislate for the public and enforce the law for the people! Remember the following jingle (expressed in allegro)

China tax officials gather wealth for the country

It is necessary to collect everyone according to law

to work efficiently and be perfunctory

The responsibility of first asking questions cannot be retreated

The implementation of preferential policies will be heartbreaking for law enforcement

To be honest and not dare to commit crimes

A harmonious tax atmosphere.

tax: please listen to the second question. what is tax refusal? What is the punishment standard for refusing to pay taxes?

[ Dong fell from the stool to the ground, and Shui smiled and said that he was afraid, so he helped himself to the seat.

dong: too nervous! Excuse me!

tax: please take it easy! You have another chance to call for help, for example, dial the 12366 tax service hotline.

water: refusing to pay the tax payable by means of violence, threats, etc. is an act of refusing to pay the tax, and a fine of more than one time and less than five times is imposed, and a late payment fee of five ten thousandths is added every day from the day of late payment.

tax: correct answer, the first level is passed!

water: shouting with joy (fist clenched), alas!

dong: (holding the tax hand hard) Did you really get through the customs?

tax: really!

dong: are you sure?

tax: ok! Don't look at the advertisement!

Dong: (They hold hands tightly and say loudly) Look at the curative effect! Ok! Ok!

Tax: (Bowing to Dad) No need to bow

(Both of them bow to each other in Japanese style)

Dong: (Bowing) Thank you!

tax: (bowing) no thanks!

dong: (bowing) thank you for your trouble!

tax: (bowing) no trouble!

dong: (bowing) please rest assured

tax: (bowing) don't rest assured!

dong: (bowing) please forgive me!

tax: (bowing) not included! No, please forgive me (bow again)

Water: Enough, enough, what are you two doing like chickens pecking at rice? Dad, when did you pay the fine?

dong: hand it in right away!

water: dad! Our test is officially passed, so it's time for you to make a statement now!

dong: I've seen you two being so stubborn for a long time, and your like-minded examination has officially passed!

tax: uncle, I passed the customs clearance!

dong: yes!

Long live Dad! Quickly jump on the tax king and hug the tax king tightly. Dong: Shuiqi, this is the office. What a shame it was seen by outsiders!

water: (spreading arrogance) There are no outsiders here!

dong: a tax company (you two have been a family since you slept). Tax Wang, the main purpose of my coming here today is to repent and accept the punishment of the tax machine.

tax: uncle, didn't you say that you pay taxes according to law now? Where did you get the tax evasion? Tax fraud? What about tax resistance?

dong: (standing up, pushing what he brought to the front of the tax) "Give melatonin as a gift, or you will have a brain cramp if you don't accept it"! It's a little something. Please accept it for your father before you say it.

tax: (tax pushes the gift back) Uncle, I won't accept this thing until you make it clear.

Dong: Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, and tax official begets son, so buckle the gift. With your father's personality, it seems that if you don't make things clear, you can't let it go.

tax: please go ahead!

dong: ok! (Trembling and taking out an envelope from the briefcase), and taking out a "plastic-sealed" half tax bill from the envelope. This half of the tax bill only reads the words 55 yuan tax. This half of the tax bill was stolen from your father when I was dealing in medicinal materials, and the other half was left in your father's hand. After I took the tax bill, I fled to other places for many years. My behavior at that time was tax resistance, but the tax authorities have never punished me. I am here to make amends today.

tax: I was very surprised to receive the tax bill from Dong. Ah! Today, I finally found this half tax bill and fulfilled my father's wish. Said, and found out the other half of the tax bill from the drawer, this tax bill left for more than 2 years in second time around.

dong: (holding the tax hand tightly and shaking his head vigorously) I'm sorry about the old tax! Sorry, country! I came to confess to his old man's house today.

water: open the bag and take out a stack of RMB. When my father refused to pay taxes in 55 yuan, he was fined five times according to the upper limit of the punishment for refusing to pay taxes, and he should pay a late fee. I roughly calculated that it should be more than 8,.

dong: as long as it is handed over to a friendly government, we are willing to pay this fine. Tax Wang, please write a fine!

tax: I can't accept your gifts or money. My father died two years ago, and the tax you owed in those years has been paid by your father. With tears in his eyes, he cried bitterly: Father, your last wish has been fulfilled by your son, so you can rest assured!

dong: I admire the art of taxation of the old tax. The duty of a good shepherd is to shear sheep, not to scrape sheep's skin.

tax: uncle, if you really want to pay a fine, I suggest that this 8, yuan be given to the relevant departments as a tax law publicity and education fund. Our tax law publicity still needs a lot of manpower and material resources.

dong: that's a good idea. just do as you say!

tax, director and water shouted happily in unison: tax is connected with you and me, and paying taxes in good faith depends on everyone! The three of us have prepared a curtain call couplet, and now we dedicate it to you and wish you good health

Dong: VAT business tax consumption tax for the people

Water: industrial and commercial construction service industry to increase income

Tax: harmonious tax

The end of the play.