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Fuchun Shan Jutu's classic lines
Fuchun Shan Jutu's classic lines
1. Little girl: Otherwise, why don't you tell my dad and promise me to you? Andy Lau: How old are you? Little girl: I'll be eighteen in six years.
2. If I die, I will entrust him to you. If I die, I'm not even qualified to entrust him to anyone.
3. Beauty is fine, but why long legs? The thickness of a woman lying down is often more realistic than the height of standing!
4. Besides women, weapons are the only toys for men!
5. David: Killing people is also an art.
6. Lin Chi-ling: I want you to love me! Andy Lau: There are many kinds of love. Which one do you want? Lin Chi-ling: The only one.
7. Killing the body doesn't end life early, but killing the heart will destroy the soul ...
8. Lin Chi-ling: You look like my current boyfriend. Andy Lau: You look like my dead ex-girlfriend.
9. God's love is great love. You can't be his only one, so you have to stay on earth and find your only one.
1. My heart is flowery, but my body is pure.
11. Zhang Jingchu: In China, we call stolen things stolen goods.
12. A wife can look for it at will. Marriage is just an agreement between X organs and property.
13. Men are ignorant and fearless, while women are ignorant and not tired!
14. You are pathetic. How long will you live?
15. Andy Lau: It's not mine. I don't want it. It's mine. You won't get a grain of sand or a drop of water!
16. Honesty is not as kind as hypocrisy. (3) Killing the body does not end life early, but killing the heart will destroy the soul.
17. This is my old man's ashes. In the past, he refused to listen to me. Now I tell him to go up, he goes up, and I tell him to go down, and he goes down!
18. There is only one man who belongs to me in this world, and that is my son.
19. Trust the organization and obey orders.
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