Song of the Corridor, Elevator Storm and Shadow Capture

I heard that you moved to a new house.

A: A three-bedroom apartment.

I also heard that you bought a piano?

A: Forget the piano. It makes me angry ... sad ... sad ... I'm sad.

B: Don't be sad. What happened?

I bought a piano last week and haven't moved in yet.

What floor do you live on?

A: The sixth floor.

B: How many people will move?

Eight big boys.

Why didn't you call me?

Can you help me carry it up?

You can give me the piano.

A: Huh? !

B: You give me the piano and I'll direct the movements. Needless to say, the sixth floor, but the 26th floor will be up soon.

A: Oh? Do you have any good ideas?

B: Take the elevator.

A: Nonsense! With a Scud missile, I can transport it to Israel.

B: What's the matter?

A: On that day, eight great boys shouted "Get up" and steadily lifted the piano. I held the horn in front: (singing) "Comrades, work harder ..."

B: (singing) "Ah, ah, ah ..."

A: "... put it down! "

Put it down ... why did you put it down after just a few steps?

A: The stairs are full of straw bags, hemp bags, plastic bags, wooden cases, iron drums and basket covers. It is full all the way to the roof.

B: Can this be avoided? Whose stuff ... whose stuff is this,

A: "Oh, Comrade, why are you bluffing?"

B: "Aunt, is this yours?"

A: "What?" "For dinner?"

Well, my ears are not good yet. "Aunt, will you move?"

A: "Oh, what's in it?" This bag contains old rags, towels, socks and handkerchiefs. Old underwear, old sweatshirt, sweater vest, old vest. There are seven or eight sets of old trousers and jackets, and the suits are all good materials. If you want to buy them, I want less money. Let's give this bag fifty yuan. "

I am a rag collector! "Aunt, your things are in the way."

A: "Don't you want this bag? Then buy this bag. This is an old abacus and an old zipper. The flowerpot stove broke the fan. You can buy a bag of pot skins, cans, pot lids and bowls, teapot lids, or you can buy a few. "

B: "auntie, I don't accept waste products. I want to move the piano. "

A: "Do you want a big wooden basin? No. What do you think of these? This is my grandson's bread coat, my son's padded diaper, my father's old cotton trousers, my mother's pocket belly, my grandfather's dog skin mattress and my grandmother's foot wrap! "

B: "Keep the foot binding? ! "

A: "Don't underestimate the foot wrap, these will be cultural relics in the future!" " "

B: "Is this a cultural relic? This is all a waste. "

A: "Who said it was rubbish? ! "

B: "How do you understand this time?"

A: "These wastes are treasures. You can't live without them. If you lack a nail and a rivet, you can't find them without them. "

b:？ ……

A: "I said Shandong Express?"

B: "Stop it, auntie, shall I get you something to move?"

A: "Move if you want. I have a heart entrusted to you. My son is still single. Do you think these things can change a wife? "

B: How can this be a good thing?

A: It's easy to persuade my aunt to move these things outside the building first.

B: Keep moving the piano.

A: (singing) "Come on, comrades ..."

B: (singing) "Ah, cough, cough, yo ..."

A: "Put it down!"

B: Put it down ... Why put it down again?

A: There is a corridor full of large cartons at the stairs on the second floor.

B: "What a shame!" (Shouting) "Whose paper box ... whose ..."

A: "What are you yelling about? ! What do you do? "

B: "Piano porter."

A: "Didn't you just buy a piano? What's the big deal? It sounds like your family bought an atomic bomb! "

B: "Has anyone bought an atomic bomb?"

A: "Then why are you bluffing?"

B: "Your cardboard box is blocked, so the piano can't be moved."

A: "Do I have to buy a piano? It would be nice to buy a harmonica and go upstairs, (Aile) Bang Bang ... "

B: "you are too bad! Can you move your box? "

A: "No!"

B: "Excuse me, what's in your paper box?"

A: "What is it? I can't see or understand how beautiful the world is! The guest guessed for the second time. "

B: "Are you doing a variety show?"

A: "I can't guess? Then please ask the guests attending the party to answer this question. "

B: "Are you finished?"

A: "You can't guess? Then I'll tell you the correct answer. When the lid of the box moves, you will hear a buzzing sound. "

B: "Is this motor loud?"

A: "Wrong! This is a group of big mung bean flies. "

B: "flies?"

A: "Then you can see two motionless female mice."

B: "Dead?"

A: "Wrong! Live! "

B: "Why don't you run alive?"

A: "I am pregnant."

Do you have children? !

A: "Next, please continue to guess how many mice each female mouse gave birth to?"

B: "Go! I said that you are unreasonable? "

A: "Please continue to enjoy it."

B: Anything else?

A: "There are leek Ye Er, celery root, cabbage and shredded potatoes. Egg shell, apple skin, crab shell, shrimp, cigarette box, matchstick, rotten fishbone. "

B: "garbage?"

A: "Wrong! This is called variety show. "

B: "Come on, you can't get in the way here."

A: "What do you suggest?"

B: "You moved."

A: "Move to your home?"

B: "Is our home a garbage dump? ! "

A: "Then move."

B: "just move? Why not move to your home? "

A: "There is no place in my home."

B: "I'll go in and have a look ..."

A: "Don't move! ... take off your shoes. "

B: "Do you have to take off your shoes?"

A: "You smelly foot, you can't get in without shoes!" " "

B: "Why?"

A: "Our corridor is parquet floor with the pattern of Athens wallboard. The combination cabinet is bright and dazzling, the mirror is spotless, and two wall lamps are hung on the wall. With the frequent exchange of music, you bring bad smell into the room and pollute the air. It is really dangerous for us to gasp! "

B: "That's not my foot, that's a gas missile!" " "

A: "I just give a brief introduction. You have to buy a ticket to visit in detail. "

B: "Is your home a zoo?"

A: "Take the money."

B: "What? I want to report to your company. What's your name? "

A: "You're welcome. It's called Wolimei. "

B: "You only care about the beauty of your nest. If you put the garbage bin in front of the door, the comrades will move the garbage to his nest to see if he is bragging?"

A: "Hey … don't move into the house!" "

B: "What about the garbage?"

A: "Let's move downstairs together." We helped him move the trash can downstairs, but he couldn't stand up straight.

B: Bring the piano here quickly.

A: (singing) "Come on, comrades ..."

Ok, step on the chicken's neck.

A: "Put it down!"

B: ... why did you put it down again? !

Answer: The stairs on the third floor are here: the coal pool is built outside the door, and the corridor is too narrow to walk. Honeycomb coal is built very high, so you have to knock your head when it falls, and the thin man has to rub the dust with his body, scaring the fat man into wearing a helmet.

B: The gate of hell is closed! "Whose honeycomb coal? ……"

A: "Comrades belong to our family."

B: "Why are you piling coal here? How do you move this piano?"

A: "Oh, comrade, I'm sorry, there is no room to squeeze at home, and the kitchen is full, forcing me to store white flour and rice in the toilet!" " "

B: "Cough! Why save so much coal? "

A: "Coal is a treasure among treasures and cannot be separated from it. That year, there was a rush to buy. The old man knows that storing coal is the most cost-effective. If you don't recruit bugs, you won't suffer. Just sell the piano and buy coal! "

B: "... you are selling coal. You shouldn't occupy the public corridor anyway. "

A: "Comrade, even if I pass this level, I can't move the piano!" " "

B: "What?"

A: "The residents on the fourth floor are particularly horizontal. When I was laid off, I had a personal card, a fish basket and a big scale. He occupied the whole corridor, with shelves on three sides. Everything is full, the pressed shelves are shaking, and hitting your head will kill you! "

B: "Ah? ! "

A: "Don't be happy."

B: "Am I happy?"

A: "The one on the fifth floor changes furniture and uses the corridor as a warehouse. Old furniture and new wood are very dangerous. There are three barrels of sulfuric acid and seven barrels of oil on the top of the cabinet, which are just aimed at the heads of pedestrians. Pedestrians do not pay attention to, knocked over the cabinet will see god ... "

B: "the palace of hell!"

A: "How terrible is the blockade? How can we tide over the difficulties? If you can take the piano home, you will set a new Guinness World Record! I believe that as long as you are conscious, you will be able to shed blood and fall to pieces! "

B: What a mess.

A: Just then, I saw two boys coming downstairs, carrying a stretcher.

B: Are there any patients?

A: It's a pregnant woman, and she's going to have a baby.

How did you know?

A: Pregnant women always sing on stretchers. That (singing) ...

B: It really hurts.

The two boys shouted anxiously, "Please make way." ... Please make way ... "

B: What shall we do?

A: At this moment, another group of people came up from downstairs.

B: What's this for?

A: If you marry a daughter-in-law, you have to go up to the sixth floor to meet the bride. The man and the woman kept shouting "please make way … please make way …"

B: That's too much trouble.

A: The boss shouted, "Bring the piano here quickly!" The next one shouted, "Lift the piano!" Move ... ""Lift ... ""Move ... "

B: It's really lively.

A: Just then, I saw an old lady coming from under the stretcher and shouting at me, "My daughter-in-law is in unbearable pain. You shouldn't block the corridor! Now that they are cremated, how can they carry the coffin home! "

My eyes are bad.

A: I have to go upstairs to marry a daughter-in-law, and it is a delay. If you have children, go downstairs in a hurry, or you will lose your life. Upstairs and downstairs crowded together, all concentrated on the third floor. People crowded around, and the heads in the crowd met, and they couldn't move or slip away. The more crowded, the more like pot porridge. It's really like men and women playing basketball together

B: Wow!

A: Some shouted, some shouted, and others came forward to pull me up. Who do you think should not worry about the stall? I was so anxious that tears came out ... "

B: Don't cry yet. Do something quickly.

What can I do? (Suddenly turns into a baby crying) "Boo hoo ..."

B: Huh? Is this you crying?

The pregnant woman gave birth to the baby.

B: Cough!

Second, the elevator storm line

Jiang: Comrade, I have an idea recently.

Don: What do you think?

Jiang: You said that a crosstalk performer like you, locking you in a big iron cage, putting some food and selling tickets, would certainly attract many people?

Don: That's right! Don't refuse me. The people you put in will be watched.

Jiang: Then let's do it!

Don: What! About people?

Jiang: I was locked up once!

Don: In a cage?

Jiang: It's like a cage!

Don: What?

Jiang: Elevator.

Don: Elevator?

Jiang: The old elevator. A big iron gate, so tight, you can see the inside from the outside, and the inside can also see the outside. There is a big iron weight beside it. As soon as the weight went up, the elevator came down. As soon as the elevator went up, the iron weight came down, and I was locked here.

Don: When was this elevator?

Jiang: I'm not sure. My great-grandmother called him uncle according to his seniority.

Don: Where can there be such an elevator?

Jiang: About the newly-built efficiency building in our district.

Don: Efficiency Building ... What did you do there?

Jiang: reflect the problem!

Don: Is there a problem?

Jiang: Our residential building always stops water supply in summer, and the children have to take a bath and rub mud, making the children in our building look like carrots!

Don: Then report it quickly!

Jiang: Did you reflect it? From summer to winter, water comes!

Don: Not bad!

Jiang: The heating is gone again!

Don: Worse!

Jiang: The neighborhood committee quickly organized a disco class for the elderly, saying it was to solve the heating problem.

Don: Can this be solved?

Jiang: No, my aunt from the neighborhood committee came to see me and said that our cross talk eloquence easily attracted the attention of the leaders. Let me reflect again that I will come to this efficiency building!

Don: Don't ask, it must be inefficient.

Jiang: As soon as I entered the door, I saw a big elevator like an iron cage, one here and one there. Which one do you suggest I take?

Don: Well, help yourself!

Ginger: That's where bad luck lies! As the saying goes, it is easier said than done. I haven't come down since I called!

Don: The elevator won't go?

Jiang: No? Come on! Just listen to "bang-bang!"

Don: What's wrong?

Jiang: This iron gate is locked! Listen to the "whoosh" again, it's the fifth floor!

Don: So soon?

Jiang: I can't help being unhappy! Do you think the weight of iron, what weight do I have, is it dragging me away from the game? !

Don: Why do I sound so mysterious?

Jiang: The mystery is yet to come! On the fifth floor, I was just about to open the door when I heard "whoosh-"

Don: How about it?

Jiang: It's coming down again.

Don: Nothing?

Jiang: It didn't come for nothing. Only heard a whoosh, it came up again, a whoosh, it came down again, a whoosh, a whoosh-boy, it whooshed me more than 60 times in less than 20 minutes!

Don: That's elevator trouble. Do something!

Jiang: I've tried everything! I jumped and jumped, smashed and knocked, kicked and scratched in it. ...

Don: Be careful, if you try to knock that big iron off, you will slide to the end!

Jiang: Don't tell me that the elevator really stopped after all this trouble! If you don't want to panic about anything, then you are just like me. If you shave twice ... (look up and down), will you scratch?

Don: Didn't it stop?

Jiang: Yes. It's not in the right place!

Don: Where?

Jiang: On the third floor, I saw my feet crossing the iron fence, and on the fourth floor, I pulled my head in half!

Don: Just taking a break!

Cingil: It is all your fault. You gave me an idea that I could do whatever I wanted. I want to get on the elevator over there. I ... I looked through the bars. Wow, the elevator over there is also stuck there!

Don: Everything is out of order. You, please call someone!

Jiang: shout, I shout "oh ~ ~ ~ ~ ~".

Don: What's that noise?

Jiang: Just this one, it really worked. Everyone on the first floor confessed!

Don: Yes, I don't know what's going on!

Jiang: Everyone is looking for it. There was an eagle-eyed man on the fourth floor: "Don't look! In the elevator here! Hey, I got it! Well, it's quite big and alive! " (startled) "Oh, you are still blinking!"

Don: Yes, I'm still breathing!

Jiang: At this time, the leader came: "You will catch everything from the beginning!" ! Let me see, let me see what I've caught ... Hey, isn't this Jiang Kun who said cross talk? "

Don: I know you!

Jiang: "What are you doing here?"

Don: Is this a game?

Jiang: "oh, go deep into life ... he is really deep, just showing his head!" ”！ Crosstalk actor, really slippery, taking the elevator is different from others. He is holding it alone on the second floor, which is really an artist's demeanor! "

Don: People are reflecting this problem. ...

Jiang: "Don't mention it! Give us some time while you're in there! Come on, everybody clap! "

Don: Now, open the door first and let people out!

Ginger: "Don't give it away! Open it! He's gone! This thing is really fast! Who is responsible for driving! "

Don: What kind of leader is this?

Jiang: I can't blame others for thinking too much. They don't understand what is going on!

Don: Yes, you should make things clear quickly!

Jiang: As soon as I speak, the leader is anxious. One of them stood up and said, "Look, look, what did I say? I knew there was something wrong with this old elevator, but I just didn't say it! "

Don: Why didn't you say anything?

Jiang: "I, I am the food section chief ... I also started from this double increase and double festival. Although this elevator is old, I don't care how it can still move. I will pull a cargo and a person, or I will push the cart if it doesn't fall down. Anyway, I won't take it! "

Don: What about shutting people down now?

Jiang: "As far as I'm concerned, it's not easy. The problem has already happened, so I won't pursue it, try to solve it! "

Don: That's right!

Jiang: "Let me say something about myself. My personal opinion may be immature. Encourage you to change if you have it. " I guess you can't get out for three or five days. I think the key to this problem ... why don't you join us first? "

Don: Huh? Do you eat here?

Jiang: "hey, our catering work is still in the district." Comrade Jiang Kun, let me briefly report to you about our food and beverage department-I have a year-end summary here, and here is a small hat: the red flag of Wan Li is flying, and everyone is full of energy. Food work is really important. Health and epidemic prevention should be done well ... "

Don: Hurry up, hurry up, there are still people locked up here!

Jiang: "Save people first, right?" ..... it's none of my business, and I have no experience. An actor like you does propaganda work ... hey, Lao Li, the propaganda section chief, why don't you talk here? Pay attention to a counterpart in everything! "

Don: Oh, there is also a publicity section chief here.

Jiang: "I'm not saying nothing. I knew this old elevator would break down sooner or later, so I didn't say anything! ”"

Don: Why didn't you say anything?

Jiang: "I want to see who locked it up! It is not surprising that such an old elevator can accommodate people, but it is strange if it can't. "

Don: What about shutting people down now?

Jiang: "This is a difficult problem! For you personally, locking you in is a bad thing; But for the overall situation, for our entire revolutionary cause ... this is not good, is it? So this is the contradiction between the new building and the old elevator during the exchange of the old and new systems. At present, you are locked in there, and you are not used to it yet, are you? "

Don: It hurts!

Jiang: "What if it takes a long historical period?"

Don: That's ... even more unbearable!

Jiang: "So, you should strengthen your study, enrich yourself and often walk among the masses ..."

Don: Can he walk out?

Jiang: "Give some encouragement! Our slogan is: work hard 100 days, have a good first meeting ... this door doesn't seem to open, does it? Then our slogan is: come to work happily and go home safely ... you can't go home, can you? Then our slogan is ... "

Don: Don't just shout slogans, do something practical! Now people are locked in!

Jiang: "Oh, are you alone here? People ... people's things belong to the personnel department. After studying for a long time, the party and government still have to divide! Director of personnel, you come, you come, I just said a brick and a jade! "

Don: It seems that you have to listen to the personnel section chief!

Jiang: "Let me say something. You all saw something wrong with this old elevator, didn't you? "As for me, I saw it three years later, but I just didn't say it! "

Don: Have you all discussed it?

Jiang: "You said you were here and locked up for several days. Are you in a hurry? "

Don: What a hurry!

Jiang: "Can you solve the problem just by worrying?"

Don: It can't be solved.

Jiang: "It's closed all the time. Is that a thing? "

Don: This is not a thing!

Jiang: "If you don't go to work, it will take a long time. Can the leader of your unit promise? "

Don: No!

Jiang: "If everyone is as closed as you are, can the' four modernizations' be realized?"

Don: It's impossible.

Jiang: "Can the motherland be reunified?"

Don: It is impossible to unify.

Jiang: "The Thirteenth National Congress proposed that such an old combat mission could ..."

Don: I said, you can understand that he can't get out unless he wants to be locked up here!

Jiang: "I'll start with this problem and solve it for you within my authority, okay?"

Don: Great!

Jiang: "Efficiency, just do it!" I will send a business letter to your company to deal with your relationship. Even if you go to work by elevator, you are on duty during the day and at night. Sleep if you want, and you can't help catch the bad guys. What do you think of my idea? "

Don: That's disgusting! He's locked in there. Can he catch the bad guys?

Jiang: "Those enemies are wandering outside, and you are watching from inside?"

Don: Aren't you going to watch it?

Jiang: "The enemy of that class ran away, and you didn't even chase it?"

Don: Can I go out?

Jiang: "You won't give me a leg to sweep there, will you?"

Don: Can I stretch my legs?

Ginger: "It's up to you to catch it or not. Anyway, that's what the leader arranged! I'm here to solve your problem. If you want to solve it further ... hey, director Wang of the office, you're here. You must make up your mind. We can't hang ourselves from a tree. You come and you come! "

Don: Director Wang, make up your mind quickly!

Jiang: "Let me tell you something about the elevator ..."

Don: I knew it! I just won't say it!

Jiang: "How do you know?"

Don: You all have this problem!

Jiang: I am in a hurry, too. I said, "What are you talking about? Do you still solve the problem? You always lock me up if you dare! Don't let me out! I'll make up a cross talk for you when you come out! I will learn from you one by one! I tell you all over the country! I ... "

Tang: What did Director Wang say?

Jiang: Director Wang is also anxious: "No, no, comrade, don't do this. We are still contradictions among the people. Why do we make the whole country know? " What a bad influence! Who said not to solve it for you? In my opinion, there are two ways to solve the problem, one is to rely on the leadership from above, and the other is to rely on the masses below-comrades like you who are closed in the middle are out of reach and unreliable on all sides. In short, you are thirteen years old! "

Don: Play mahjong!

Jiang: "Who plays mahjong? I want to deduct his bonus for playing mahjong at work! Isn't it a bit humane to play mahjong when the work of saving people is so tense? Let's go Cadres at or above the department level followed me to the conference room on the sixth floor to study rescue measures, and they all left-Comrade Jiang Kun, my personal opinion is that you won't attend first? "

Don: Can he go? -I said, they this meeting, also sometime when to study!

Jiang: Needless to say, this efficiency building is really efficient. Soon, the food section chief came back: "Comrade Jiang Kun, I have a good news for you. We have solved it! "

Don: That was quick!

Jiang: "Your food standard is set at two dollars and sixty cents. At noon, there are four Joy Meetballs egg soups, and one meal is mainly made of six steamed buns. Is this enough? "

Don: Study this!

Jiang: "What do you think of the efficiency of our catering department? Coming! " I saw, hey, steaming steamed bread, such a big ball, I am greedy!

Don: Eat!

Ginger: The iron gate is blocked. I can't get in!

Don: Not yet!

Ginger: The children watching the fun had an idea: "Uncle, let's break the steamed bread and meatballs and throw them in. Mind your mouth! " "

Don: Hey, children have quick brains!

Jiang: What's the hurry? Children in the zoo are good at teasing bears!

Don: Well, I've seen this before.

Ginger: I eat east and west. When I'm half full, drinking soup becomes a problem.

Don: You can't throw it.

Cingil: The child has an idea. He took out the water gun and filled it with soup!

Don: OK!

Jiang: Don't brag! If you have no hair on your mouth, you can't handle things firmly. You have a good eye, and I am full of egg soup!

Don: What's it like?

Jiang: At this moment, the propaganda chief came again: "Comrade, I have a good news for you. We have solved it! "

Don: Have you worked it out again?

Jiang: "We think it is very rare to leave a crosstalk performer like you here. In order to commemorate you, we decided to give you a glorious title, such as planting trees and killing rats as a model, without accidents for 100 kilometers ... "

Don: Huh?

Jiang: "These places are full, so we won't consider them. According to your performance, we decided to hang a plaque for you here in the elevator, with four big words written on it:' Lonely Hero'. What do you think? "

Don: Even unbearable!

Jiang: At this time, the personnel chief also came.

Don: What did he learn?

Jiang: "Xiao Jiang, if you copy this time, you have to be a section chief!" " "

Don: Boss?

Jiang: "We studied it just now. Starting from taking care of the influence of our unit, we decided to let you enjoy departmental treatment here. Your qualifications are a bit unusual! There are insects in melon seeds and all kinds of kernels. As long as he closes a section chief, this person will be lucky. You don't know which cloud has rain! "

Don: Is this luck?

Jiang: At the moment, the director of the office is here.

Don: Don't ask, he also worked it out!

Jiang: No, he discussed with me: "I heard that there is a crosstalk performer here, and there are more and more people around the door, and the masses are very enthusiastic." In order to limit the number of people, we decided to sell tickets for the visit, and the fare will be set at 30 cents. Do you think it's appropriate? "

Don: Selling tickets with you?

Ginger: "Go, make a basin of hot water, wash your face, look at this egg soup and bury more!" " Spending 30 cents makes people look clean and can't fool the masses! "

Don: I think you are the only one who is joking!

Jiang: As I spoke, the crowd lined up and passed me with their heads down, as if to pay tribute to the body.

Don: Why do you keep your head down?

Jiang: I am at the bottom!

Don: That's right, otherwise you wouldn't see it.

Jiang: At this time, it was getting dark, and I heard a female comrade shouting outside: "I said I would come out to reflect the problem and never look back. When I ask, I dare to sell tickets and exhibitions here alone! " As for you! Jiang Kun, where have you been hiding? Come out! Go home! "

Don: Yo, who's this?

Jiang: Our baby's mother!

Don: Look at that exciting scene!

Jiang: As soon as I told you what was going on inside, my wife almost cried. I quickly advised, "Mom, don't cry. I'm fine here. I tell you a good news. I became the section chief! The food standard is 2.6 yuan, and I ate ... egg soup at noon! "

Don: Forget it!

Jiang: "You wait at home, wait for the leader to learn, wait for me to go home, don't change your mind, you hold on!" " The darkness is about to pass, and the dawn is ahead! "

Don: Please don't take a stand!

Jiang: At this moment, the horn in the building rang: "Comrades, please pay attention! Attention, comrades! In order to rescue the people trapped in the elevator, the leaders held a meeting to study and put forward more than 50 schemes. Finally, after drawing lots, they decided to adopt the new technology introduced from abroad-"

Don: What technology?

Jiang: "Directional blasting!"

Don: Blasting?

Jiang: "In order to ensure safety and prevent accidents, please leave the building 50 meters away quickly and 50 meters away quickly!" " Hearing this, my wife said, "Jiang Kun, let's go!" ! "I said," you stay and I'll cover! "

Don: Can you do that?

Jiang: If you can't, you have to! My wife is anxious and wants to cry. Several leaders came to persuade her: "Cry, cry, no problem. I saw the young people picking and blasting. They are five big and three thick, and they left with such a big explosive bag. It is estimated that six steamed buns are not enough! "

Don: This is the head of the food department.

Jiang: "Don't worry, comrade lover, this directional blasting is very powerful. When such an old elevator explodes, it will turn into powder and noodles. Never mind, this explosion is broken, there is a phone over there! "

Don: Oh, you don't care about others!

Jiang: "People are in charge of the personnel department!" "

Don: What did the HR director say?

Ginger: "Ginger, copy it again. This imported explosive means that you and I will help you blow it up. If it were someone else, his level would not be good enough. Do you think this explosive will explode ... well, you stare inside, I'll go first! "

Don: Let's go!

Jiang: That's right. Director Wang in someone's office should do something serious!

Don: What did he say?

Jiang: "talk less, do practical things, and get angry quickly!" Go away, Comrade Jiang Kun, don't be afraid, this thing may or may not ring! "

Don: Huh? I'm scared!

Jiang: I have to have an attitude after the leader has finished speaking. I said, "Comrades, leave me alone! Danger, I'll go! If you want to win, shoot me! Well, what, Interna Sonnell, must be realized! " 198765 ...

Don: Light the fire!

Jiang: As soon as I saw everyone leaving, I didn't want to insist any more. I'll lie down with my hands on my head and listen to a bang!

Don: How about it?

Jiang: It really broke me down!

Don: OK!

Jiang: What a wonderful thing! It knocked me out of the elevator here and into the elevator there!

Don: Wow!

Third, catch the wind and catch the shadow line.

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