Talk about why your underwear won’t dry when it rains

1. It rains every day, it’s humid, stuffy and hot, and even the underwear that I spin dry doesn’t dry even for a whole day.

2. Underwear and socks that never dry out, flip-flops on rainy days, and drying the quilt in the sun give you a sense of happiness like a farmer's harvest.

3. Let it stop raining. I am about to die from lack of sunshine. It is dim and dark every day. Even I become gloomy. My underwear and socks cannot be dried in the sun, and I am constantly irritated.

4. It has been thundering and raining recently, which makes people feel very bad. The air is humid and there are always a lot of underwear that cannot be dried.

5. If you haven’t experienced some things before, you won’t know how painful your heart is, as if you don’t know if you are still in a dream, and your heart feels like a knife. For example, it rains every day and your underwear doesn’t dry.

6. It has been sunny for two days, and I thought the days of dry underwear were over. It's raining again.

7. Never-ending learning and underwear that never dry out. Do you dare to stop raining?

8. The rain was so frustrating that I couldn’t even dry my underwear after washing. I almost ran naked that day.

9. On a rainy day, I always feel that I should post some literary and artistic texts. But all I can think about is what to do if my underwear doesn’t dry. Then buy new underwear. You have to wash it before you can wear it. What a shame. Awkward cycle!

10. It rains every weekend, and my underwear that won’t dry out in the sun is proof.

11. It has been raining every day for the past two days and my underwear has not dried even after washing. I am really convinced. Please stop the rain soon.

12. In addition to the cold, there is another biggest problem on rainy days: underwear won’t dry!

13. It is cloudy and rainy every day. It is inconvenient and uncomfortable to go there, and my underwear is not even dry.

14. It rains, it rains, it rains six days out of seven days a week, and one day it is cloudy, and the underwear cannot be dried.

15. It rains every day. I wash and dry everything. If I don’t have many underwear, I don’t have to wear any underwear.

16. You will be in a bad mood on rainy days, especially if it rains continuously, because your underwear won’t dry at all!

17. It rains every day, it rains every day, it’s so annoying! Can you calm down for a while? My clothes can't be dried and I don't have to wear underwear! Tang Monk arranges Sun Wukong's underwear

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