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Very classic 1. Why do bats often hang upside down? Because it has gastroptosis. 2. A train takes 6 hours to arrive from point A to point B. Now it has traveled 3 hours. Where should the train be now? On the railroad tracks. 3. After breakfast, I took a big steamed bun to the toilet. Why was there only half of the steamed bun left when I came out? He forgot to bring toilet paper. 4. Why does everyone say that Xiaomao eats human flesh without spitting out the bones? Because he ate a dough-maker. 5. Why does my brother never stop when he encounters an intersection when driving a military vehicle? He used to drive a train. 6. Under what circumstances does one plus one definitely not equal two? A cup of water added to a pound of flour will only equal one lump of dough. 7. Why do vampires never drink fruit or vegetable juices? Afraid of that cross in "Juice." 8. The male crab drank because he was afraid of being blamed by his wife. He sprayed cologne on himself and rinsed his mouth before going home. However, before he even entered the house, his wife who was waiting at the door found him drunk again. ,Why? Because he walked back straight. 9. Abi will take the English test tomorrow. He heard that the Bodhisattva at Fo Guang Shan answers all requests. He hurriedly went to the mountain to burn incense and pray to the Buddha, asking the Bodhisattva to bless him to pass the test tomorrow. But he still failed the English test the next day. Why? Because the Bodhisattva cannot understand English, he cannot make the crossing! 10. If a man encounters 10 lions on his way home, what will he become? Ten piles of lion poop. 11. What should you do when your girlfriend keeps pestering you for stars in the sky? Punch her hard and ask her if she wants the moon. 12. Which comes first, the dentist or the toothache? Toothworm 13. Cosmetics make a woman’s face beautiful, but who’s face becomes ugly? The Man Who Pays 14. Wang Jing is a polite person, but when does he not invite others in when someone knocks on the door? He is in the toilet 15. What is the most painful thing for birds? You cannot ascend to heaven after death. 16. Wang Jing took 100 yuan to the store and bought 75 yuan of stuff, but the boss only gave him 5 yuan. Why? He only gave the boss 80 yuan. 17. What kind of person wants as many children as possible? Children's product manufacturer 18. What is the last thing a person should do before death? Take your last breath 19. How big of a ship is needed to transport a 5-ton piece of wood from upstream to downstream? No need for a boat, just float. 20. A full passenger plane fell from a high altitude, but no one was injured. Why? All dead 21. Wang Jing, who graduated from junior high school, studied high school and university courses by himself. What is his education level? Arrogance 22. What is the difference between the son of a dragon and the son of a dog? One is a prince and the other is a dog. 23. What is the difference between a flea and a lion? Ever seen fleas on a lion? 24. On January 1, 2000, everyone was doing something very important. Do you remember what it was? Breathing 25. Who knows best how many stars there are in the sky? God knows 26. Under what circumstances can one mountain accommodate two tigers? Tiger is in love 27. What does tit for tat mean? Tooth extraction and denture 28. Wang Jing and Wang Jing died in a secret room. There was only a puddle of water and broken glass on the ground. May I ask the cause of their death? They are goldfish 29. What food is produced in the east, south, west and north? Melon 30. Wang Jing is ugly and has no money, but two handsome guys fight to the death in order to marry her. Why? Whoever loses will marry her 31. Why do only female mosquitoes suck blood? There are no inconveniences for male mosquitoes for several days. 32. What can a coward eat to make him brave? How Courageous 33. When does the dick feel the best? The boss is not here 34. Why did Guan Gong die so miserably? 35. Among the coins of the same value in 1992 and 1993, which one is heavier? More than "one" in 1993. 36. The second time the tortoise and the hare raced, the hare tried his best, but still lost. Why? The end is at sea 37. What is the thing that should not be seen in broad daylight? Film 38. What shakes, three becomes five, five becomes again? Fan 39. When a ferocious cat saw a mouse, it ran away. Why? Chase 40. Wang Jing and his wife have been married for more than ten years and have not given birth to a child, but they have children. Why? Multiple twins 41. Three people hold an umbrella, and the umbrella is only as big as one person, but none of them got wet.

Why? It didn’t rain 42. Wang Jing was twelve years old when he was in the first year of junior high school. Why was he still twelve years old when he was in the third year of junior high school? Only one day apart 43. There was a race between a dog and a frog. Why did the dog win? Breaststroke not allowed 44. Wang Jing participated in the 100-person hula hoop competition and persisted until the last moment, but was disqualified from the championship. Why? Too fat and stuck 45. What parts does the pen consist of? Bamboo, Mao 46. Why are modern people increasingly dishonest in their words? The Appearance of the Phone 47. All of Wang Jing’s working friends have gone to sea, why doesn’t he? Afraid of drowning 48. The cruel king asked the honest Wang Jing to buy a hundred pigs, but Wang Jing only brought back ninety-nine pigs. Why? No need to answer! If you want to know the answer to this question, please leave a message! 49. There is a horror movie playing in the cinema, and the whole audience is screaming, but Xiaoying in the cinema is laughing. Why? She was watching a comedy in another cinema. 50. An eagle was flying in the air. Suddenly it rained and the eagle fell down. Why? It used its wings to cover the rain, so it fell down. 51. What is the best way to keep your eyes open for the longest time? Let that person die with his eyes open. 52. Apart from saving time and effort than stairs, what is the biggest advantage of elevators? What if the wrestling doesn't go all the way? 93. What started dancing just after it died? fallen leaves. 94What can carry a hundred bales of hay but not a grain of sand? river water. 95. What thing has no mouth but can make a sound, has no feet but can run to the end of the world, has no hands but can hit people with pain, and is gone before it appears? wind. 96. What white thing is put in the mouth and yellow thing is put in the soil? rice. 97. What has countless leaves but no roots? Book. 98. What runs around day and night but never leaves its bed? river water. 99. What cannot be used until it is broken? egg. 100. When something breaks, everyone applauds? world record. 101.What can be destroyed without being touched? promise. 102.Why do wedding rings symbolize eternity? It has no head and no tail. 103. What is the most unsociable person in the world? milestone. They never stand together. 104.What question do you have to answer “yes” to? "How do you pronounce y-e-s?" 105. Pandas are from China, koalas are from Australia, so where are wild wolves? Motorcycle shops across the country 106. Why do some people have three hands? Pickpocket 107. What kind of knife can be sharpened so that it will not hurt others, but will cause harm to yourself? Skate 108. Why do typhoons only happen in summer? Because they hibernate in winter 109. Why did the dinosaurs perish? Because it is called "the dragon that may perish" 110. Why is the giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so high, it has to use such a long neck to pick it up. 111. Which part of the earth’s surface is never illuminated by the sun? All, because the earth does not emit light, it can never reach the sun.

112.Why don’t the police hold umbrellas when it rains? If you are not afraid of bullets and bullets, are you still afraid of getting wet in the rain? 113. Two owls were chatting and one of them claimed that he could go out during the day without wearing sunglasses. Why? 131. Why does Rodin’s sculpture “The Thinker” wear no clothes? Because he is thinking about which one to wear! 132. Babies always cry loudly when they are born. Why? Because I saw that the nurse who delivered the baby was very beautiful, but I was too young! 133. Lao Zhao is a well-behaved person, why do you call him "old and uncultivated" at the same time? If you don't retire when you are old, you will prevent others from upgrading. 134. What kind of woman should a playboy match? "Flower among flowers" woman 135. His father repeatedly warned Aniu, who was still in high school, never to set foot in a beef farm because there were things he shouldn't see there, but Aniu still peeked in to see what he would see. What to see? (Don’t think wrongly!) His dad 136. What is the most meaningful thing for 12 united mice to do? Bullying a Cat in Distress 137. Why do richer people have bigger coffins when they die? It's easy to "turn over" 138. Adults' hair is larger, children's hair is smaller, foreigners' hair is more hairy, and Chinese people's hair is less. In unit terms, what are the hard and soft hairs? Hand 139. Ahua asked Manman to sign, but Manman refused to sign. Why? Because Ah Hua asked him to sign in the spouse column of his ID card! 140. Suppose there is only the last man left on the earth. He is writing a suicide note at the table, and suddenly there is a knock on the door. It is not an alien, an animal, or sand. Who do you think is knocking on the door? It’s a woman. 141. Tiantian has touched a train traveling at a speed of 200 kilometers per hour with her body many times, but she didn’t suffer any damage. What’s going on? He was in the train carriage. 142. On the bus, an old gentleman was standing next to Xiao Ming. There were no empty seats around him. Xiao Ming was always very polite, but this time he had no intention of giving up his seat. Why? ? Xiao Ming is the driver. 143. A dog fell from a plane at an altitude of 10,000 meters, but did not fall to death. What happened here? The dog fell on the floor of the plane. 144. Pangpang and Liangliang are both third-year students. They usually walk at the same speed, but Pangpang always arrives at school 15 minutes later than Liangliang. Pangpang doesn’t stay or play. This is What's going on? They are not in the same school 145. Why is it better to have no money than to have money? So happy~ (As the saying goes, being poor is happy!) 146. What is the advantage of being short compared to being tall? Don’t be afraid of being crushed if the sky falls~ (Hehe~ There’s someone tall enough to hold it up) 147. Who was the fastest during the Three Kingdoms period? Cao Cao~ (As the saying goes: Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives) 148. When a cat competes with a tiger, why doesn’t the tiger dare? Catching mice~ (Who has ever seen a tiger catch a mouse?) 149. The thermometer fell off, what does it mean? The nails on the wall were not nailed firmly~ (It couldn’t be hung, so of course it fell down^-^) 150. How can you prevent a stone from sinking into the sea? Put it on the boat~ (Hey~ there are many answers to this question. This question is just a joke) 151. What do the masters who dare to "throw themselves into the river" but dare not "commit suicide" do? Bungee jumper~ (Why would he tie a rope to his leg if he dared to "commit suicide"?) 152. Why are there two similar exhibitions, but the one with fewer exhibits has more expensive tickets? Rare things are more valuable 153. Someone bought a bottle of soda, opened the lid and found that there were no bubbles at all. He couldn't help but loudly asked the salesperson, "Why is there no air in the soda?" The salesperson said that there was, but where was it? As soon as you drink it, you will feel angry. 154. Someone went to the bathhouse to take a bath. The first time the waiter looked down on him, threw him an old towel and left. After he took a bath, he dropped a gold coin, so he treated him as The second time he went there, the waiter was very attentive to him, but after washing him, he only took out a copper plate. Why was this? This time I gave you the money for the last bath, but the last time you gave me the money for this bath. 155. What kind of white rice can have three flavors? There are raw rice, cooked rice, and half-cooked rice. 156. Where is the birthplace of the Yellow River? Heaven, didn’t it say that the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky? 157. A pickpocket paid 50 pounds to ask a priest to bless him. What should the priest say to get the money without violating his conscience? The priest said: “If God punishes someone for stealing, may God accomplish His will through you.

" 158. When people are hungry and panicking, why do they use five fingers to grab something to eat? Because there are only five fingers on one hand. 159. The husband is the head of the family, why should he listen to his wife? Because the wife is the neck. 160. What In addition to serving his own wife, a person must also serve other people’s wives? Because he has a daughter. 161. Mary broke a plate. What did her mother say when she went over and found that another plate was broken? , how did you break it? 162. How can you do your homework to ensure that there is only one mistake? If you don’t do your homework, this is your only mistake. 163. Why can’t you see the Virgin Mary holding the young Jesus in the painting? The father of Jesus? He was painting this painting at the time. 164. A man was on a business trip and couldn't go home immediately because of something, so he wrote to his wife. Why did his wife ask him to go home immediately after seeing the letter? Because the handwriting was illegible. I had to ask him to read the letter himself. 165. Jack left his wallet under his pillow in the morning. Why would he feel worried even though he had an honest servant? Because the servant would give the wallet to his wife. 166. The husband said that he was not afraid of death for his wife, but why did the husband leave his wife and run away when the big black bear appeared? Because it was not a dead bear (death = dead bear) 167. What is the point of buying an expensive ring for your wife? What's the benefit? You can save money on buying gloves, haha, it seems like the gain is not worth the loss~ 168. What kind of eggs are born alive? Idiot 169. Xiao Li spit on the ground and was fined 50 cents. He took out one yuan, but the police had no money. Looking, what should I do now? Spit again 170. There were six wars in Spain in the fifteenth century. Which six times were they? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 times. 171. How many sides are there in a box? Two sides: inside and outside 172. The fortune teller gave Xiao Li an envelope and told him not to open it unless there was something happy about it.

On the day of the blind date, Xiao Li opened the envelope and was shocked: "Why is it so effective!" What was written in the envelope? "You have something happy today!" 173. Which bird likes to dress up the most? Thrush 174.Which sea is the widest in the world? Cihai 175. If a museum caught fire and you could only save one piece of art, which one would you choose? The one closest to the door 176. Who is the most polite person to entertain guests? Hunchback 177. If you eat one of three apples, how many are left? Three (two outside the belly and one inside the belly) The 1.78 million-ton giant ship leaves the port, where does it go? Shanghai 179. There is a company with a slogan on its door: "It all depends on everyone's love." What kind of company is this? Hat Factory 180. Where does one teach the secret to gaining weight? Chef training class 181. When you were playing cards, your wife asked you to go home. You said, "The car broke down and we can't come back!" Your wife believed it. Why? Because it was said on the phone. 182. Who, under what circumstances, truly reaps the consequences? The fruit shop owner offended all his customers. 183. I handed in a pledge to quit smoking and still smoked every day, but my wife was helpless. Why? The guarantee letter says: "I will quit smoking tomorrow." 184. The baby is not sick, but his mother is clamoring to take him to the hospital. Why? The baby is about to be born. 185. Which tooth grows last in humans? Dentures 186. A triangle has three angles, a hexagon has six angles, and how many angles does a circle have? There are ten angles in a circle 187. What kind of army is the "notional" army? Air Force 188. What is the first impression that a mute gives people? Deep 189. Apart from nails and hair, Achang has never suffered any stab wounds on any other part of his body. Do you believe it? WHY? Impossible, because the umbilical cord was cut when he was born. 190. What kind of ladder can only be climbed down but not up? Slide 191. How can you get double the rest? Dreaming that I am sleeping 192Why are all Buddhists said to be concentrated in the north? Namo Amitabha 193 Who is taboo with the polite phrase "take care of me"? Photo Studio Owner 194. What is something you really want to know, but would regret seeing it? Answer 195. What kind of music do soldiers like to listen to the most? Bugle 196. What happens after a person is beheaded? Get shorter 1. There is a place that specializes in teaching bad guys, but no police dare to take action to crack down on it. What kind of place is this? Detention Center 2. Please put the nine horses into ten horse pens on average, and make the number of horses in each horse pen the same. How to divide them? Lock nine horses in a circle and then make nine more circles outside the circle. 3. Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day when he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly. Why did he Turn a blind eye? He is aiming 4. When will the clock in Times Square ring 13 times? Time for repairs 6. There is a truck loaded with goods, and one person is pushing it in front and one person is pulling it from behind. Is it possible for the truck to move forward? Maybe, this truck is going downhill. 13: Which product has the manufacturing date and the expiry date on the same day? Newspaper 15: Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? Brushing dentures 16: An old lady got on the bus, why didn’t anyone give up her seat? There are empty seats in the car. 21: A major earthquake occurred somewhere, causing heavy casualties. The radio kept broadcasting the disaster situation and missing persons notices. An old man had been paying attention to the reports on the radio. Someone asked him: Has the news of your grandson been played on the radio? He replied: No. Then he added: But I know my grandson is definitely safe. How did he know this? His grandson is the announcer on the radio. 23: Xiao Ming set the alarm clock to six o'clock in the morning. He woke up at about five o'clock, but he didn't know where the alarm clock was. Can you help? Can't you find it when the alarm goes off at six o'clock? 24: What door can never be closed? Football Goal 25: Why do wild geese fly to the south in autumn? If you go, it's too slow. 26: What can you hit easily? Dozing off 27: A ladder is hung on the side of the boat, 2 meters above the sea. The sea water rises half a meter every hour. How many hours will it take for the sea water to submerge the ladder? A rising tide lifts all boats.

Water will not flood the ladder. 28: Two people were going north and south, one carrying a load and the other a backpack. They did not argue or quarrel, and no one gave way, but they passed the single-plank bridge smoothly. Why? South to north is the same direction, and of course you can pass the single-plank bridge smoothly. 29: Have there been aliens on the moon? Earth’s astronauts have landed on the moon. 31: Xiao Ming was always careless. He wrote ten letters at the same time. After filling the envelope, he checked and found that one letter was wrongly packaged. Dad said he was careless again. Why? If it is installed incorrectly, two envelopes must be mistaken at the same time. It is impossible to mistake only one envelope. Xiao Ming was sloppy again during the inspection. 34: I don’t know how to do Qinggong. I put one foot on the egg, but the egg will not break. Why is this? The other foot is standing on the ground. 37: Xiao Wang went to a meeting at noon, why didn’t he see even half a person? There is no half shadow. 39: When eating an apple, it feels disgusting to eat a worm. How many worms are the most disgusting to eat? Half a Bug 45: Who never sees a doctor when they are sick? Blind Man 46: You destroy it just by calling its name. What is it? Silence 47: What comes often but never really comes? Tomorrow 49: When the car turns right, which tire does not rotate? Spare Tire 50: There is a piece of natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on September 7th? Sinking to the bottom of the river 51: Under what circumstances does a person get smoke from his orifices? Cremation 52: Vixens are best at bewitching men, so what kind of spirit can bewitch both men and women? Alcohol 54: There is something that you can only hold with your left hand but not with your right hand. What is it? Right hand 55: There is a sheep that eats half of the grass in the meadow in one year. How many years does it take for it to eat all the grass? It will never eat up the grass, because the grass will continue to grow. 56: How can you drink the drink at the bottom of a full glass of drink? Suck with a straw 57: Jack should have sailed the yacht to the Red Sea, but it ended up in the Black Sea. Why? He suffers from color blindness. 60: What is something that can only be done by one person? Dreaming 61: What animal stays up late every day? Panda, have you ever seen the circles under its eyes? 66: When can children meet side by side? Good 68: What kind of gun can drive people away but not hurt them? Water gun, starting gun 70: What thing has five heads, but people don’t think it’s weird? Hands, feet 71: What thing grows a tail at night? Meteor 72: Which English letter do people like to hear the most? CD 73: The plane was flying in the sky and suddenly ran out of fuel. What fell first? Fuel Gauge Pointer 74: The angrier something is, the bigger it becomes? Temper 78: A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat remain indifferent and continue walking without even looking at the mouse? Blind Cat Meets Dead Mouse 80: There are two people, one facing south and one facing north. They are not allowed to look back, move around, or look in the mirror. Can they see each other's faces? Of course, they are standing face to face. 82: If someone asks you for directions, what words are you most afraid of hearing? Is this the earth? 83: Is the black chicken more powerful or the white chicken? Why? Black chickens, black chickens will lay white eggs, white chickens will not lay black eggs. 84: When you get home in the middle of the night, you realize that you forgot to bring your key, and no one else is at home, what is your biggest wish? The door was forgotten. 85: What are the benefits of black hair? Not afraid of tanning 86: If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do some people want to commit suicide today? Go to heaven and take a seat. 88: Why is a bottle of medicine labeled highly poisonous but harmless to people? As long as you don't drink it 91: What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? No one knows 92: When will the clock stop running? The clock never moves. 93: Innateness refers to the inheritance of parents, so what is nurture? The Day After Tomorrow 97: Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor? She can't sit down. 106: What's the one thing that's not afraid of getting wet on rainy days? Raincoat or Umbrella 112: There was a truck driving fast on the dark road without any lights on. It was still raining, there was no lightning, no moonlight, and no street lights. At this moment, a blind man wearing black clothes appeared. Cross the highway! At this critical moment, the driver of the car braked urgently, avoiding a vicious accident.

Why is this so? The dark road was the color of the highway. It was daytime. 118: A man committed suicide by jumping from a fifty-meter-high building. He fell heavily to the ground. Why was he not killed? He was scared to death in mid-air. 119: There was a master who was very good at martial arts. He went out on a rainy day without any rainproof items. His whole body got wet, but his hair was not wet at all. What happened? He is a monk without hair.