God responds to jokes.

Landlord: I like a girl who is 6 years younger than me and is still in junior high school. This is a sin. Violent reply: it is really sinful to remove the word like. Landlord: My wife gave birth to a baby girl, which is very cute. Please give my daughter a nice name. My last name is Cheng. Reply: Cheng Ji is cold. Landlord: Give me a woman and I will create a country! Well, I'll give you a sow, and the price of meat will fall next year! 5. Landlord: I skipped class, failed, dumped people, got dumped, fought, recorded mistakes ... Hey, I tried my best ~ Reply: Have you ever died? 6. Landlord: Please describe China National Seismological Station in one sentence. Answer: wise after the event, like a pig beforehand! 7. Landlord: Tell a story that starts with KB, is funny in the middle and has a tragic ending. For example, once upon a time there was a ghost who farted and died. I met Sister Furong, fell in love with Sister Furong, and married Sister Furong ... 8. Landlord: Chatting with the unit leader every day, I feel that the future is very slim ... Reply: Be happy ~ Because it is not terrible to play the lute to a cow. The terrible thing is that a group of cows play the piano for you every day! 9. Landlord: A female vendor selling pineapples in Nantou, Shenzhen, bit Uncle Guan's little penis in desperation .............................................................................................................................................. You won't let me live, and I won't let you enjoy life! ! ! 10: Landlord: Actually, Newton was just lucky enough to discover the law of gravity. If I had been born 300 years earlier, I could have done it! Answer: He is really a lucky man, because it was an apple that hit his head, and it was either durian or coconut that hit the poor landlord's head ... 1 1: Landlord: Did you call your uncle miserable or your brother miserable? Violent reply: Uncle, your brother is out. 12: Landlord: Urban management adds new weapons to catch stray dogs! Violent reply: the same root is born, so I want to fry too fast. 13: Landlord: Why do more and more people don't want children? Violent reply: Senior officials sent by Beijing said they should start with dolls. 14: Landlord: I met a male netizen today, and the other party kept hinting that he wanted to have sex. I want to ask: is it because netizens go to bed when they meet now? Violent reply: don't netizens go to bed when they meet? Are you kidding? Everyone is busy. 15: Landlord: A student, with the lowest grade every year, often fights with others. According to the leader's request, the teacher wants to give students better final comments. Violent reply: The student has stable grades and strong hands-on ability. 16: Landlord: Through the incident of drinking mineral water in Hainan, we can see that China's food safety is worrying, and mineral water can also kill people? Is there no sign of QS? Violent reply: weak, is QS going to die? 17: Landlord: Which is more economical, keeping a dog or a man? Violent reply: Auntie, even if you can treat men as dogs, do you dare to treat dogs as men? 18: Landlord: I have10 million and want to buy a car. Please give me some advice. Forum reply: You can sell 30 QQ cars and drive in teams, with S-type cars and B-type cars for a while. 19: Landlord: Wang married Chen. Please comment in four words. Forum reply: You are getting better! 2 1: Landlord: Last night, when walking the dog, our big Tibetan mastiff and a bald wild dog on the edge of the grove bit each other. Fuck! Unexpectedly, the Tibetan mastiff was defeated by a grass dog! ! ! Forum sofa: Before I went bald, they all called me a lion! 23: Landlord: My girlfriend always says that her breasts are small, which I think is ok. Please help me identify it by BBS GGs ~ BBS sofa: She has two pimples on her back! Landlord: If I have 100 million RMB, I can get a loan to buy a house in Tomson Yipin! Forum reply: Yes, but you have to borrow money to pay the property management fee first ~ 25: Landlord: He vowed today that I am a part of his life and I am a part of his body. He can't live without me ~ Forum Sofa: That's what my ex-boyfriend said. Later, I realized that I was such a dispensable thing as his appendix, ears and six fingers. Landlord: I am so rich. What car should I buy for the nanny? Forum reply: That depends on her relationship with your husband ~ 27: Landlord: The damn barber shop cut my head! Let's do some bad actions, and ask that the bigger the injury, the better, and the smaller the action, the better, because I am going alone. Forum basement: late at night, the dark wind is high, quietly and gently, hanging alone at the door of the barber shop ... 28: Landlord: What should I do if I lose my memory? Forum reply: Isn't this cool? I wake up every morning and find different women sleeping beside me ~ Landlord: Why does pol.ice sound the siren when catching bad guys? Aren't you afraid that horrible bosses will hear you and run away? Forum sofa: Generally, the superior unit will inform the subordinate unit in advance to check again ~ 3 1. Landlord: Why should the child born have the same surname as his father? Forum sofa: Because the money spit out by ATM belongs to the cardholder. 32: Landlord: Handsome is useless-it was eaten by a chess piece in the end! Forum reply: Handsome guys have companies, guns, horses, cars and unrequited love ... What's wrong with handsome men? ! ! 33: Landlord: Collect the most malicious and dirty words. Did your mother throw someone away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you? 34: Landlord: Why is the Japanese side relatively cold when the leaders visit Japan, and even the welcome slogan is not hung at the airport? Forum sofa: How to hang it? Warmly welcome old friends to Japan? Landlord: Isn't it hot for you women to wear bras in summer? Forum reply: It's hot without you ... 36: Landlord: I bought a new manor and told you how big it was, which scared you to death-I drove for two and a half hours! ! ! Forum sofa: well, I used to have such a broken car ~