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Excerpted 40 sentences to make eating instant noodles look high-end and upscale.
2. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? I eat them every episode. Watching TV series makes me hungry.
3. A bunch of people go to pick up girls with high profile, but I go to pick up noodles with low profile.
Even coffee and instant noodles have partners, but I don't.
On the rest day, I packed my things at home until after two o'clock in the afternoon, so I had to make instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than work.
6. If you are hungry at night, eating instant noodles will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!
7. I can finally eat instant noodles, or cry with the taste of old altar sauerkraut.
8. I don't know if I didn't sleep well because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream at night. I almost fell when I got up in the morning, and now I have been dizzy.
9. I really don't think we should eat instant noodles casually on the train. Is there no dining car area on the train? Why can't we eat instant noodles in these places? You must let people within three meters of Fiona Fang watch you eat.
10. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?
1 1. I can't buy a mask at all. I eat instant noodles all day and don't wear a mask when I go out.
12. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget that these articles were written by people lying down eating instant noodles.
13. God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now. But I can only sleep for my weight.
15. Being single for a long time will make you hallucinate when eating instant noodles.
16. This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. This is the first time I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have grown up.
17. Let's eat instant noodles together, but if I take a bite, I will never miss you again.
18. Why don't I eat Dove, eat instant noodles, eat large pieces of beef, and eat wheat?
19. When you are hungry, the people next to you are eating instant noodles, and they are really desperate.
20. Eating a bowl of instant noodles at night is too guilty.
Make instant noodles look high-end and atmospheric. I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry, so I started eating instant noodles. It's too difficult for me.
22. I suggest everyone have dinner in the evening. Don't wait until you are hungry in the middle of the night, and you will regret it after eating a big bowl of instant noodles.
Yesterday, I was lying on the sofa waiting to see a play, but today I ate instant noodles on the train.
24. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.
25. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy strips and noodles with sauerkraut in Laotan. ...
I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was going to eat instant noodles, and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.
27. I had breakfast at 10 yesterday, and I ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I got hungry at 3 o'clock, ate instant noodles and cooked noodles at night.
28. It's time to get up again. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living a good life.
29. Husband and wife or not, he waited for me late after work and didn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. He ate instant noodles with him, sharing joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?
30. I worked with Bowen for more than three hours after work, and I had to drag her to the convenience store to eat instant noodles after work, which was also very confusing.
3 1. I like to eat instant noodles at midnight. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.
32. Is it because of the recent summer? I often have a bad stomach. What should I do? I will eat instant noodles every day.
33. I suddenly smelled instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?
34. I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.
35. I suddenly have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.
36. There was a power failure last night. I had my dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.
37. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.
38. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is very spicy. Do you have diarrhea? Waiting on the line is very urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.
I am very grateful to the little girl wearing a yellow hat. She gave me her seat on the train and let me sit down to eat instant noodles. There are too few such people in the whole train.
40. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. Today, I was told that the canteen is closed, so I will continue to eat instant noodles.
Classic talk about capital: talking about the high-end atmosphere
1. Do the right thing, not just do it well.
2. Since ancient times, I have been sentimental and empty, but this endless sadness is endless.
Only the longest persistence can bring us the most permanent happiness.
The real strength is that when everyone wants you to break down, you can still cheer up.
5. The long memory of watching the tide is full of people fighting for the river. I suspect that the sea is empty and drums are beating all around. -Song Pan Lang's "Jiuquan Zi Chang Yi Watch the Tide"
6, long songs when crying, for those promises that cannot be fulfilled, for the deepest love in life, and finally dispersed into clouds.
7. In life, boring time is also a limited edition. So, don't waste new tears for old sadness.
8. There are three things that can help alleviate the misery of life: hope, sleep and laughter.
9. Sometimes you have to jump out of the window to grow wings in the process of falling.
10, always remember that no matter what we do, life has never failed, and the only failure is to give up. 1 1, fighting alone for thousands of miles, once blocked a million divisions with one sword.
12. Try to make every day happy and meaningful, not for others, but for yourself.
13, it's time to surf the sky on Yinshan Mountain. Open the window and put it in the river. -Song Ceng Gongliang's Sleeping Manna Monk House
14, not ten years later, but before today.
15, laughing and going out, we are Artemisia people.
16, whip generously to the Central Plains not for revenge, not for gratitude.
17, welcome the spirit to drink for you, it is a high-rise horse weeping willow.
18, the fog cleared, I woke up. I finally saw the truth, and that was Qian Fan's silence.
19, streaky horse, golden Qiu. Give them to the boy in exchange for good wine and share the sorrow of the ages with you.
20. Wu is in the east and Chu is in the south. I can see the world floating endlessly. -Tang Du Fu's "Climbing Yueyang Tower"
2 1, no matter how lonely, those figures will never be forgotten.
22, alas! Although Chu clan can destroy Qin, are you free in China?
23, holding the old, imprisoning time and space, and suddenly come to an end.
24. I always want to know whether my memory is at the end of the strip, and whether my ring disappears at the end of the strip.
25. I always hide in the depths of dreams and seasons, listening to flowers and nights singing nightmares, singing prosperity and singing all the memories.
26. I am young and young.
27. I am on the other side of the river. I have returned to watch and there is no hope of returning.
28. I have 10 thousand reasons to see you, but I lack an identity to see you.
29. I'd rather we never care about each other. I hope we never forget each other.
30, the world is out of our generation, it is the years that urge people to enter the rivers and lakes; When you are talking and laughing, you can't live a drunken life.
3 1, walk the sky with you and see flowers everywhere.
32. Who dares to cross the knife at once? Only General Peng!
33. Split the path of life and death with both hands and cut off the root of right and wrong with one knife.
There is only one thing in the world that can withstand the impact of life forever: a quiet heart.
35. The most wonderful thing in the world is that when you hug the person you love, he actually holds you tighter.
The most ridiculous thing in the world is that I know the truth, but you are still lying, and you are so true and profound.
37. The only one in the world, even if no one knows how to appreciate it and love yourself.
38. Time is always a bystander, and all the processes and results need to be borne by yourself.
39. At both ends of life, we stand on each other's shores.
We can't choose what will happen in life, but at least, we can choose how to face it.
4 1, life is full of bitterness and sweetness. It is natural to have cloudy days and sunny days. Feeling sad and happy is called experience. Love is fun when it is noisy and harmonious.
42. Life is a trip that you can't go back. Don't waste time waiting for those who don't want to walk hand in hand with you.
43. Life is like a mosaic. There are always a few things that people can't guess.
44. forbearance made the national clothes fall in Rongdi, and the heroes of the Central Plains fell in my rivers and mountains.
45. The reason why people live tired is because they can't put down their shelves, tear away their faces and untie their complex.
46, people can never see clearly through the mirror, but I mean a thousand years in the world, such as my moment.
47, people and the sky are empty, why forget each other, why laugh and surprise.
Since the world can't satisfy our desire, I will let go of my hair and take a fishing boat tomorrow.
49, youth is like this, with pain, but without hesitation.
50, youth, is to bear all the damage, and then strong, and then grow.
5 1, before me, where were those lost times? I thought of heaven and earth, with no boundaries and no end, but behind me, is it the future generation? I'm alone and my tears are falling.
52, Millennium fame, I buried you all my life, exquisite country, absurd but no king's life.
53. Friends or lovers, if you don't treat me sincerely, why should I treat you sincerely?
54. You should remember the weeping willows in the east of Luocheng in Na Yue that year.
55. Have you always been like this, quietly staring at the sunset and the sadness of being homeless?
56. If you don't want to do it, you will make an excuse; If you want to do it, you will find a way.
You give me a tear, and I will see all the oceans in your heart.
58. You never look back at me, but I always smile at you.
59. The rivers and lakes in the dream are full of flowers, people come and go, and they are prosperous.
No one can go back and start all over again, but everyone can start today and create a brand-new ending.
6 1, generously go to Yanshi, calmly be a prisoner of Chu, draw a knife into a quick success, and live up to the young head!
62. Looking at the sun and the moon that day, there was silence. Green mountains and green waters, stretching from generation to generation; Just like in my heart, you never left, never changed.
63. Didn't you see that the water of the Yangtze River came from the sky and flowed to the sea, never to return?
64. Just let it be, mountains and rivers will never meet again.
65, sigh tears and heroes, the world is much more bitter. Mountains and rivers are always silent. How can they be happy?
66. A strong heart is often defeated by a simple comfort and then burst into tears.
67. Blackbirds flitted across the sky. I am standing in the city. Look at the time burning to ashes. Make noise.
68. The Yangtze River flows eastward, and the waves wash away heroes. Whether it is right or wrong or failure, it is all empty now and has disappeared with the passage of time.
69. Feelings need no promises, agreements or conditions. It only needs two people: one who can trust and one who is willing to understand.
70. The phoenix that once played here, so that this place was named after them, failed to keep the appointment and waited all night. From then on, Wan Li cried in Jiangnan Jiangbei.
7 1, the wind is rustling and the water is cold, and the strong man is gone forever!
72, Fenghua pen and ink, backyard dust. Then the sky and the clouds did not wander. Three thousand miles of rivers and mountains have also been Penglai for forty years. The moss is stained with frost, and the mirror is full of color.
73. I only caught a glimpse of you, but I caught a glimpse of a dull and far-reaching attitude towards life. Relax, relax, I will never be dominated by everything. I am alone in the turbidity, and I only wish to hold the bright moon and die. There is a withered tobacco and a white mustard on the river.
74. If you win, you lose, and you will feel sad and resentful. If you have wine today, you will be drunk tomorrow.
75. While timid wisdom is still hesitating, brave ignorance has acted.
76. Stay from the beginning, clean up the old mountains and rivers, and go to the sky.
77. The River of No Return is a romantic figure through the ages.
But before he conquered, he died, and from then on, heroes cried on their coats!
79. The vast land was broken by a sharp sword, where did the prosperity fall?
80. Don't expect anything, accept everything calmly, and you will never be disappointed.
8 1, close your eyes, empty your heart, let bygones be bygones and live a carefree life with a willing attitude.
82. I have lived my life in peace, I know. High-end atmosphere and high-grade English greetings on New Year's Day.
I wish you great happiness in the holidays and the new year.
I wish you a happy holiday and New Year.
I wish you a happy new year and stay with you.
In the new year, let warm wishes, happy thoughts and friendly wishes come to you and stay with you.
May its blessings bring you and your loved ones a wonderful year.
I wish you and your loved ones all the best in the new year.
20. This letter is just without pen and ink. The lines between the lines are prosperous. There are lights and starlight at night. I hope that the darkness will flow. Happy New Year is a good time, and my heart is always full of emotions. I wish you a happy New Year without sorrow. Happy New Year!
This letter is very short, without ink, and between the lines, I pray that I am busy. Every night, China lanterns are accompanied by starlight, and every day I hope it flows in the dark. I hope I have a happy new year and a good time, and my friendship will be active forever. I wish you happiness in the new year.
It can bring happiness.
The New Year comes only once a year, but every time it comes, it brings joy.
That's right!
May all your New Year's resolutions come true!
44 years old.
I wish you peace, happiness and happiness when the new year comes!
May the happiness of the New Year be with you all the year round.
May the happiness of the New Year be with you all the year round.
I wish you and your family a happy New Year.
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
55. New Year's greetings and hopes at ordinary times. May your mind be peaceful and full of love, your world be beautiful, and everything be satisfactory and happy.
New year's greetings and ordinary hopes, may your heart be quiet and full of love, may your world be full of happiness, and may everything go well with you.
Friends circle is the most popular. Talk about the high-end atmosphere.
1. Many truths are immediately understood, but it will take some time to understand. It's like sudden despair, mostly accompanied by disappointment again and again.
No one lives more easily than others. It's just that some people are crying for the land and suffering. However, some people grind their teeth silently and force themselves to learn to be strong.
When you feel sad, don't complain to others. Look up at the sky by yourself. It is very big and can certainly accommodate all your grievances.
Don't worry too much about the present, and don't worry too much about the future. When you have experienced something, the scenery in front of you is different from before.
In fact, in most cases, time can't really help us solve any problems, it just makes those problems that you used to like to compete less important!
6. Don't live a humble life for fear of being misunderstood!
7. Nothing ends suddenly, and there is a long and depressing foreshadowing at the end.
8. People you like must have the power to look up and make you full of positive energy and sunshine every day.
9. Don't pretend what you don't like, and don't force what you don't like. Life is already hard, so why bother yourself?
10. True love is like a ghost. Many people have heard of it, but few people have seen it. In this world, the only people who won't betray you are your parents and the money in your pocket.
1 1. What can't be reached is called distance, what can't be returned is called past, and what can't be returned is called separation.
12. Life will inevitably suffer some grievances and injuries. It is better to be frank and calm than to be unhappy. Only by being baptized by the storm can we practice calmness and calmness.
13. Some people say that a cold heart will be warmed one day; However, they forget that no matter how hot their hearts are, they will be frostbitten one day.
14. Many people are not withdrawn, but socialize in a principled and selective way. Say a thousand words to the person you like, but don't mention a word to others.
15. Women need to throw away three things: outdated clothes, sisters who play hard, and men who talk but don't do it! Women remember: buy if you like! Earn if you have no money! Youth is so short, who should I kowtow to?
16. What we become is not our ability, but our choice.
17. The first sign of maturity is to learn to reduce illusions but keep hope, be kind to the present and look forward to the future. A bright future will come, because you are piling up every perfect today.
18. Disappointment is different from anger. Anger just wants to be coaxed. Disappointed that I couldn't listen to anything you said, I began to think rationally about the meaning of this relationship.
19. What is maturity? I still like what I like, but I don't have to; What is afraid is still afraid, but it can be faced.
20. Yesterday is getting more and more, and tomorrow is getting less and less. After a long journey, I met many people and inadvertently found that the most beautiful scenery in life is the peace and calmness of mind and the wisdom and sobriety of mind.
2 1. Some miss to meet better, while others miss to avoid mutual torture; Don't feel sorry for the loss at this moment. See you at the next intersection. I don't owe you anything anymore.
22. All the glories in life need to be repaid by loneliness after all.
23. If you stay out of it, anyone can be calm. If you are in it, who can be calm? So please don't comment on anyone easily, because you are not among them.
24. I no longer care about being an ordinary person. I just want to live a life I like and not be influenced by other people's opinions.
25. The correct position of life is not close to money or power, but close to the soul; True happiness is neither wealth nor all the best, but a clear conscience.
26. The more experience you have, the less you want to talk. In different circumstances, others may not understand what you want to say, so you slowly learn to bear it silently.
27. Unhappy things should be cleaned up regularly, so that there is room to store happiness. There is no hurdle to get through, only the mood to get through. Therefore, the heart must be more sunny, and living is not by mood, but by mentality.
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