Who has a short joke that can make people laugh?

A gecko got lost in front of a securities company, when a crocodile just climbed up and tried to eat it. In desperation, the little gecko stepped forward and hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted, "Mom!" Crocodile is stupefied, immediately burst into tears: "Son, you've just been trading stocks for half a month and lost your weight like this?" ！”

A certain gentleman was afraid to open his eyes when flying for the first time. After 15 minutes, he opened his eyes, looked out of the window and shouted, "Gee, flying so high, people are like ants. ！”

The neighbor said, "That's the ant. The plane hasn't taken off yet."

A lumberjack went to apply for a job

Foreman: Try the forest in front ... and see how many trees you can cut in a minute ...

After a minute ...

Foreman: Wow ... 2 trees a minute ... That's amazing ... Where did you work before?

Worker: Sahara forest ...

Foreman: Never heard of it ... I only heard of Sahara desert ...

Worker: Yes ... I changed my name later!

after work, several computers get together to fight the landlord, and the water dispenser will also play. He loses every time, but he still insists on taking part every day. The sofa didn't understand, so she asked the chair, "The water dispenser loses every day. Why are you still playing so hard?"? The chair said, "Are you out of your mind to ask such a question?

There are five eggs in the refrigerator. The first one says to the second one: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible ~!

The second one says to the third one: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible!

The third said to the fourth: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ...

The fifth egg heard it: get out ~! Lao zi is kiwi fruit ~! ! !