Interesting copywriting sentences

Interesting copywriting sentences (selected 46 sentences) 1. What to do if you don’t want to do laundry. Just take a daughter-in-law. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes; if the daughter-in-law is strong, you will learn how to wash clothes. 2. When falling out of love, many young people think that the whole world has abandoned them. Don’t be stupid, the world has never needed you at all. 3. When I was in high school, because it was too hot in the summer, I would put a book under my butt. If the book under my butt felt hot, I would change it to another one. As a result, the guy at the back table said to me: Do you have an eye in your butt? After reading one book, exchange it for another. 4. Don’t always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, and others envy you for having a good stomach. You envy others for being rich, and others envy that no one asks you to borrow money. 5. Who said? If you keep thinking about me, there will be a response? The person I like has never ignored me. I want to get rich overnight, but I have never realized it. 6. Who said a slap can’t make a sound? If I give you a slap, do you think it makes a difference? 7. Although I am often beaten by my wife, God can tell me that my wife is not an unreasonable person. Before each spanking, she would ask for my consent. If I said no, she would spank me until I agreed. 8. Mom said, don’t fall in love prematurely. All you are dating now will be someone else’s wife. When I heard that, I thought, oh, someone else’s wife. It’s exciting just thinking about it. 9. I was drinking with friends at a food stall, and suddenly I remembered that my wife was still hungry at home, so I slapped myself in the face. How can I be distracted by drinking? Come on, let’s do it! 10. The Chinese New Year is almost here. What do you most want to see on sale in the mall? ?Girlfriend’s legs. ? 11. There are always a few pictures of Mao Zedong every month. His face changes from red to green, from green to yellow, then to blue, then to purple, then to blue, and finally leaves me. 12. I just saw a figure that looked a lot like you. I ran after him like crazy. Then I remembered that you were not in this city, so I stopped. I put down the brick in my hand and almost hit the wrong person. 13. If you like a girl, you should study hard and work hard to make money. When she gets married in the future, you can give her more money. 14. I advise you all to stop playing with mobile phones and computers. Recently, I feel that my eyesight is getting worse and worse. I can’t even see money when I open my wallet. 15. In my eyes, you always look so carefree, you always eat with relish, and you always sleep soundly. I really envy you. Sometimes I think about it, it’s good to be a pig. 16. After passing the security check with a cup of milk tea, the security inspector asked: What are you holding? Me: Milk tea. Security Inspector: Take a sip. Me: Go away! If you want to drink it, buy it yourself! 17. In fact, there is no need to read all travel guides. They can be condensed into four words: bring more money. 18. Bangs really grow too fast, other hair should also hurry up and learn how to grow. 19. The most cruel toilet slogan in history, if you don’t flush it, please pack it up? 20. I practiced reversing into the garage two days ago. I couldn’t get in no matter how I turned left or right. Finally, the coach said: Come on, get out of the car! Let's carry it in! ? 21. My best friend has big hair but little hair, but she likes to wear a high bun. Once on the bus, the little loli next to me suddenly shouted: "Mom, look, it's Calabash Baby!" 22. I bought medicine for my father online and waited for more than ten days for it to arrive. My father recovered. This is a legend. The medicine will cure the disease. 23. My husband took his 6-year-old son to learn Taekwondo. After learning for a long time, he came home and his son said to me: "Mom, if you fight with your father in the future, remember to bow first." ! ? 24. It can be said that staying up late is the mother of acne, and no one can afford it. 25. I hate this face-based world that makes me wonder who really loves me. 26. I went out with my friends today. , I arrived at the appointed place first, and my friend sent me a text message: "I'll be there in 5 minutes." If you don't arrive, please read this message again. 27. Do you know how hot it is in the summer here? An old lady touched her face on the road. As soon as she lay down on the road, she suddenly stood up! 28. She touched her face. It hurt. As expected, the roses were all thorny. 29. The driver only had two eyes. Those who drive faster than themselves are risking their lives, and those who drive slower than themselves are novices. 30. I remember the most domineering saying when I was young: You wait after school. 31. Be a mature adult, Qiu Yisai. Put it into your long johns and stuff your long johns into your socks.

32. I see other people are very good at playing games, why am I so bad? Can you reflect on whether it is the problem of your teammates? 33. If you have something to say, let’s talk it over. If you don’t look up, you can see me on your mobile phone, right? 34. Today I learned to drive for the first time in a driving school. I learned how to start on a half-slope. When going downhill, the car slid down rapidly. The instructor yelled: Use your foot to brake! I was confused. As soon as the car door opened, I put one foot outside and rubbed it on the ground to finally stabilize the speed of the car. 35. I don’t have time to fuss with you, I’m still busy being cute. 36. I want to be a person like stinky tofu, smelling stinky and eating delicious food. This is called connotation. 37. They are goddesses and can shine. And I'm just a female, I can reflect. 38.Why does grandma like her grandson-in-law but not her daughter-in-law? Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend. 39. The brain is really a good thing. I hope you have one too. 40. Do you understand why I can’t take a casual trip? Because you are poor. 41. The most painful thing in the world is that from the moment you hold your urine in class until the end of get out of class, the teacher still drags you down. 42. I must work hard to save money and try to buy an ATM. That way I will have endless money! 43. Why do you still fall in love when you know you will break up? Why are you still alive when you know you're going to die? 44. A friend described the reason for his resignation this way: My job is cheap and the quantity is sufficient. 45. Why don’t you play basketball when you are so tall? ?Then why don’t you sell cooking cakes if you are so short? ? 46. Don’t smile at your phone at home. Your parents will think you are in love.