I want to say something, ancient and modern jokes or humorous stories, proverbs and advertising slogans! Please help me!

Charming space with unlimited creativity. (Advertisement slogan for fashionable and creative programs)

Follow it all your life and have no regrets. (Corporate advertising slogan)

From the beginning to the end, I am moved by you. (Advertising slogan for the "Emotion" program)

Experience the wonderful taste for yourself. ("Fast Food Restaurant" advertising slogan)

Ambition is in my heart, and good luck will accompany me. ("Shoe Company" advertising slogan)

Be independent and make your own decisions. (Advertisement slogan for "Sports Shoes" product)

Friends toast together, confidants are drunk for me. (Liquor company advertising slogan)

Advertising recording is still a charming sound. (Charming Sound Network Advertising Slogan)

Let happiness spread its wings and watch your dreams bloom in an instant. (Advertising slogan for the "Dream China" program)

Taste the welcoming pines and lead the unique Chinese style. ("Welcome Pine" cigarette advertising slogan)

I move, therefore I am. (Advertising slogan for "Sports Series Products")

As time goes by, follow the "fun" heart. (Music program advertising slogan)

Let happiness spread its wings and watch your dreams bloom in an instant. (Advertising slogan for the "Dream China" program)

Taste the welcoming pines and lead the unique Chinese style. (Advertising slogan of "Welcome Pine" cigarettes)

"Diamond" heart and "stone" wisdom (Diamond advertising slogan)

Your hope, my possibility. (Corporate advertising slogan)

Feel the sunshine and give hope. (Slogan of "Project Hope")

There is sourness and sweetness, there is "self" and taste. (Advertisement for Excellent Yoghurt)

Happy woman, diamond life. ("Diamond" advertising slogan)

Drink the past in the cup. ("Liquor Company" advertising slogan)

Same choice, different expectations. (Advertising slogans for supermarkets and shopping malls)

Nutrition makes the decision and goes its own way. ("Green Vegetables" advertising slogan)

Chew old songs and reminisce about classics. (Music radio advertising slogan)

Grasp life and communicate with the world. (Mobile phone advertising slogan) New songs delivered quickly, happy confidants. (Music Radio Advertisement)

Feel the sunshine and give hope. (Slogan of "Project Hope")

There is sourness and sweetness, there is "self" and taste. (Advertisement for Excellent Yoghurt)

Happy woman, diamond life. ("Diamond" advertising slogan)

Drink the past in the cup. ("Liquor Company" advertising slogan)

Same choice, different expectations. (Advertising slogans for supermarkets and shopping malls)

Nutrition makes the decision and goes its own way. ("Green Vegetables" advertising slogan)

Chew old songs and reminisce about classics. (Music radio advertising slogan)

Grasp life and communicate with the world. (Mobile phone advertising slogan) New songs delivered quickly, happy confidants. (Music Radio Advertising Slogan)

Always prepared, beauty never compromises. (Advertising slogan for a women’s products store)

From the beginning to the end, I am moved by you. (Advertising slogan for the "Emotion" program)

Experience the beauty yourself. ("Fast Food Restaurant" advertising slogan)

Ambition is in my heart, and good luck will accompany me. ("Shoe Company" advertising slogan)

Be independent and make your own decisions. (Advertising slogan for "Sports Shoes" product)

A thousand miles begins with the feet and the "heart". (Slogan from a shoe company)

I move, therefore I am. (Advertising slogan of "Sports Series Products")

Start happy moments and reap good times. ("Good Time Food" advertising slogan)

New life, taste of the heart. ("Real Estate Company" advertising slogan)

It's better to scream than to make your heart beat. ("Screaming" beverage advertising slogan)

Water in a glass tastes like a human being. (Mineral water advertising slogan)

Attention, concern, care. (Slogan of "Project Hope")

Beijing is because of dreams. ("Beijing 2008 Olympic Games" advertising slogan)

As soon as you hear a friend, the sky will "taste" and the earth will "wine". ("Wine" advertising slogan)

Wait for time to travel and enjoy the beautiful moments.

("Good Times" food advertising slogan)

The most touching and understanding of women's hearts. (Advertising slogan for "Women's Products Store")

The desire of the heart is the starting point of dreams. (Slogan of "Vocational and Technical College")

Get close to the "sunshine", fresh and natural. ("Sunshine Ranch" dairy advertising slogan)

Colorful women, colorful world. (Advertising slogan for a women’s cosmetics company)

If you love to match your mouth, you must match your taste. (Advertising slogan for Excellent Yoghurt)

As long as dreams follow you, never give up. (Enterprise, company advertising slogan)

Five flavors of life, colorful life. (Camera film advertising slogan)

Elegant and fragrant, the slightest touch is moving. (Shampoo advertising slogan)

Fragrant and sentimental, every drop of selflessness. (Advertisement slogan for instant coffee drinks)

Elegant and light, its "sincerity" will impress the country. (Car brand advertising slogan)

Wonderful moments, eternal images. (Camera advertising slogan)

More romantic than the world,

More fashionable than exaggeration. (Fashion clothing brand advertising slogan)

The world looks at China, and China has Wuhu. (City slogan of Wuhu, Anhui)

On the way to welcome guests, "pine" to refresh old dreams. ("Welcome Pine" cigarette advertising slogan)

It has a proposition and is not exaggerated. (Advertising slogan of "Clothing" company)

Taste the heart of milk and feel the love of the grassland. (Advertising slogan of "Milk" company)

As time goes by, love follows the "happy" heart. (Music program advertising slogan)

A thousand miles begins with a single step, starting from the "heart". (Advertising slogan for a shoe company)

Let happiness spread its wings and watch your dreams bloom in an instant. (Advertising slogan for the "Dream China" program)

Have a proposition, not exaggerate. (Advertising slogan of "Clothing" company)

Taste the heart of milk and feel the love of the grassland. ("Milk" company advertising slogan)

Nothing is impossible! (Sneakers)

Things have their roots, and things have their origins. (Shakespeare)

Buy Australian products and buy you a job. (Australia)

A flash of inspiration is better than a lifetime of hard work. (Genius)

Tomorrow is always the busiest day!

Tomorrow is always the busiest day!

Tomorrow is always the busiest day! (Tomorrow) >If there is marriage but no love, there will be love but no marriage (Lover)

OpinioncoversoverFacts.(Lawyer)

eloquence is better than facts. (Lawyer)

Anything is possible.

Everything is possible. ------Li Ning

FatherAndMother, ILoveYou! (family)

Mom, Dad, I love you! (family)

The latest classic advertising slogan famous The world's advertising slogan

Goodtothelastdrop．

The fragrance is strong and lingering. (Maxwell Coffee)

Obeyyourthirst.

Submit your desires. (Sprite)

Poetryinmotion, dancingclosetome．

Dynamic poetry dances towards me. (Toyota Motors)

Justdoit.

Just do it. (Nike sneakers)

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Intelligent interpretation, everywhere. (Motorola mobile phone)

Thechoiceofanewgeneration.

The choice of a new generation. (Pepsi-Cola)

We integrate, you communicate.

We integrate, you communicate with the world.

(Mitsubishi Electric)

Take TOSHIBA, take the world.

Own Toshiba, take the world. (Toshiba Electronics)

No business too small, no problem too big.

There is no small business that cannot be done, and no big problem that cannot be solved. (IBM Company)

Edited sayings

1. General sayings

1. The Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing his magical powers

2. The White Snake drinks After drinking realgar wine - the original shape appeared

3. Boiling dumplings in the teapot - there was too much to pour out

4. Blowing the trumpet out the window - the sound of the name was outside

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5. Racing on the bow - desperate

6. Overturning the five-flavor bottle - sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty, everything

7. Breaking the casserole - asking In the end

8. The lamp oil dries up - the fire burns the core (heart)

9. The dripping water penetrates the stone - it is not a day's work

10. Telephone pole Tie chicken feathers on top - what a big duster

11. Lost the watermelon and picked up the sesame seeds - lost a lot for a small amount

12. Planting wheat in the winter paddy field - strange

13. The stones in the manure pit - smelly and hard

14. Blowing fire with a rolling pin - clueless

15. Anti-aircraft guns to kill mosquitoes ——A waste of resources

16. A toad jumps into a well—I don’t understand (plop)

17. A handful of salt is sprinkled into a boiling oil pan—it explodes

18. Han Xin orders troops - the more the merrier

19. Good intentions are not rewarded with good intentions

20. Monkeys fishing for the moon - busy work in vain Field

21. The weasel pays New Year greetings to the chicken - no good intentions

22. Jiang Taigong fishes - those who wish to take the bait

23. Two boats with one foot ——Walking

24. Walking on the Jiuqu Bridge——Take a detour

25. Bao Gong of Kaifeng Prefecture——Unselfish

26. Confucius moved ——It’s all a loss (book)

27. Confucius’ inkstone—the heart is too dark

28. The tiger’s butt—can’t be touched

29. The old woman eats porridge - shameless and obscene

30. A mouse crosses the street - everyone shouts to beat him.

31. The old woman opened her mouth - endless sight (teeth)

32. The ears of the deaf - decoration

33. The lion on Marco Polo Bridge - —Countless

34. Lu Zhishen became a monk - no worries

35. A cat cries over a mouse - fake compassion

36. Looking through the crack in the door ——Looking down on people

37. Clay Bodhisattva crossing the river - unable to protect oneself

38. Riding a donkey to read the song book--we'll see

39. Bricks for building walls - coming from behind

40. Sending goose feathers from a thousand miles - friendship is more important than courtesy

41. Ginger - old and spicy

42 , Fifteen buckets to fetch water - seven up and eight down

43. Four taels of cotton - no talk (bomb)

44. Fire in the temple - wonderful (temple) Zai (disaster)

45. Sun Dasheng had a headache after listening to the tight spell

46. The telescope on the observatory - so high and far away

47. Sores on the top of the head and soles of the feet Pus discharge--very bad

48. Nephew lights lantern--as usual (uncle)

49. Wearing a skirt on a snowy day--beautiful and moving (frozen) person

50. Tofu mixed with green onions - one clear (green) and two white

51. A dumb man eats Coptis chinensis - he cannot tell the pain

52. A dumb man files a lawsuit - —It’s hard to say anything

53. You can eat three liters of rice in one meal - a big belly

54. Yue Fei’s back tattoo - Serving the country with loyalty

55. Morning Blooming red plums - a unique one

56. The two-foot-tall monk - confused

57. Sesame blossoms - growing taller and taller

58. Zhu Bajie Entering the land of girls - I don’t want to leave

59. Fetching water with a bamboo basket - in vain

60. Playing the trumpet on a plane - singing a high-key tune

2. Sayings from the Three Kingdoms

Cao Cao reincarnated - he was very suspicious. Cao Cao hired people based on talent

Huang Zhong called for battle - refused to accept the old straw boat and borrowed arrows - returned with a full load

Zhang Fei sleeps - does not close his eyes Huang Zhong shoots arrows - always hits the mark

Zhang Fei collects debts - practices aggressively and Kong Ming practices - a cliché

Kills Guan Yu - puts the blame on others Dong Zhuo goes to Beijing - not pregnant Good intentions

Ma Su used troops - exaggerated and the emperor surrendered to Wei - shameless

Zhang Fei went into battle - rampaged against Adou and became an official - in name but not real

Zhang Fei's embroidery - rough but rough Guan Yu went to the banquet - brave and courageous

Zhang Fei demolished the bridge - brave and foolish, Adou's country - given away for free

Zhang Fei wore a mask - showed his big eyes Liu Bei knitted straw sandals - Expert

Guan Yu opened his eyes and wanted to kill people

Zhao Zilong sent troops to win back

Xu Chu fought against Ma Chao-went into battle shirtless

Flying and flying swords —Full of murderous intent

Zhang Fei eats weights and becomes determined

Zhang Fei sets up a massacre case—with a ferocious look

Liu Bei throws a child—wins people’s hearts

Liu Bei borrowed money from Jingzhou - never repaid

Xu Shu entered Cao's camp - without saying a word

Cao Cao went to Wancheng - fled in defeat

Cao Cao meets Ma Chao - cuts off beard and abandons robe

Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts - a piece of cake

Guan Yunchang farts - does not know how to blush

Cao Cao meets Jiang Qian ——Very unlucky

Guan Yu sneezed——self-bragging

Jokes of ancient and modern times

1 Examiner: What academic qualifications?

Candidate: Didn’t graduate from elementary school.

Examiner: Have you ever had a fight?

Candidate: It’s commonplace.

Examiner: Do you have a criminal record?

Candidate: Just came out.

Examiner: What about physical fitness?

Candidate: It’s okay. You can knock over the vendor’s tricycle with one kick.

Examiner: Do you dare to take other people’s things?

Candidate: This is my strength, just like taking my own things.

Examiner: Do you dare to hit me?

Candidate: Xiaocai, my father made me disabled.

Examiner: You passed the exam. What our urban management department needs is talents like you!

Examiner: One more question, what should I do if something goes wrong?

Candidate: Just say I am a temporary worker.

Examiner: I will go to work tonight

2. One day on the bus, a man and a woman collided due to crowding. .

The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?"

The man felt confused and replied, "Do you have any medicine?"

Car The Master snickered!

The woman felt angry and replied: "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly: "Can you cure it?"

The whole car People are laughing!

The bus driver stopped and leaned on the steering wheel laughing!

Two things:

The bus was overcrowded and there was a woman standing at the door.

A GG squeezed in from behind the car and wanted to get out of the car. He said to the woman: "Make way and get out of the car."

The woman did not move.

GG stepped on her when he squeezed past.

The woman turned out to be very powerful. She kept scolding: "You're crazy! You're crazy!" She was so loud that the whole car was watching.

GG remained silent. When he got off the car, he couldn't bear it any longer. He turned around and said to the woman: "You're the repeater!"

There were a few funny children behind, who kept talking. Act out the scene just now,

A said: "You are crazy, you!..." B said: "You are a repeater, you..."

Everyone in the car Laughing loudly~!

Later, a little girl also wanted to get out of the car. She squeezed past and said timidly: "I~I~I want to go on, I am not crazy~!"

Everyone in the car Laughing again~!

The woman did not speak, but a word came from the side: "Are you out of battery?"

The whole car burst into laughter~!

3. Confucius said: Use bricks to shout when fighting, it will not lead to chaos! Take a photo! Never die again!

Buddha said; nonsense! My Buddha is compassionate! Don't play too much! A brick is almost dead! ! !

On Monday, I got on the bus with nothing but the 1 yuan for the ride. Sitting from the starting station to the final station, I felt calm all the way. But when I got off the bus at the terminal, I found a note in my pants: "Isn't it a shame for an adult to go out without taking anything with him? --"

On Tuesday, I carried a broken wallet , containing 1 cent. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in the wallet: "We are not beggars, please don't insult our profession. --"

On Wednesday, I still broke my wallet. There were 100 counterfeit bills inside. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in the wallet: "It is illegal to hide large-denomination money privately. Please go to the relevant department and hand it in. -- "

Thursday , I took an envelope with a stack of expired Straits Talent Newspaper in it. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the envelope was still there. I took out the newspaper and looked at it. The newspaper had been replaced by the latest Straits Talent News. I took a note with me: "This is the era of consultation. Only by updating information in a timely manner can we seize opportunities and win success." ! -- "

On Friday, I put a toy mobile phone in my pocket. When I arrived at the terminal, I still had my phone with an extra note: "Please don't make this joke and affect the normal work of our company. --"

On Saturday, I took a toy pistol and stuck it on my waist. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the gun was missing and a note was stuffed in the waistband of my trousers: "I hate you the most when it comes to robberies. You have no technical skills at all! Confiscate the crime tools! --"

On Sunday, I I was about to get on the bus, but there were too many people and I couldn’t squeeze in.

While I was waiting for the next bus, I touched my pocket and found an extra 20 bucks, and a note: "Brother, it's not easy for people in our line of work to be exposed to the sun and wind all day long. I would like to give you 20 bucks." , take a taxi wherever you want to go, please don't tease us any more"

6. There were too many people on the bus one day. It was very hot and stuffy. I don't know who farted. Now the environment is getting worse. My friend really couldn't bear it, and he didn't know who it was, so there was nothing he could do. Just then, the conductor was asking: "Who didn't buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had an idea and said loudly: "The one who farted didn't buy a ticket!" Suddenly, a very fat woman held the ticket high in her hand and said loudly: "I've already bought a ticket!"

On July 7, a sculpture was completed in a new university building: a girl holding a book in her left hand and a dove symbolizing peace in her right hand. The school publicly solicited names from students, and many people's slogans coincided with each other - studying is useless!

9. The situation of losing bicycles in school is very serious. New bicycles disappear in the blink of an eye. However, sometimes you are lucky and the lost bicycle will appear again every few days. One day, Xiao Jing, a classmate in the same dormitory, bought a new transmission car. She showed off to everyone she met and said, "I have installed the latest lock on this car!" The next day, Xiao Jing returned from studying at night, looking depressed. He looked like he was holding a piece of paper in his hand, which said: Don't think there are no experts here. I borrowed the car and will return it to you in a few days!

A few days later, the thief actually returned the car. Xiaojing was very happy, but she was worried that the car would be "borrowed" again. So I bought ten big locks, locked the car tightly, and put a note on the thief: Let's see how you can "borrow" it! When Xiaojing went downstairs the next morning, she found that there were five more locks on the car, and there was a note on the lock: Let's see how you keep riding!

10. There were three little tadpoles. They went to a restaurant to eat... After waiting for a while, the first dish was served... It was fried frogs..

Three little tadpoles. They all sang in unison: I don’t want to, I don’t want to, don’t want to grow up...

11, one day, Cao Cao captured Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them, each of you go to the orchard and choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei brought out an apple. Cao Cao said that if they could put the fruit into their butts, he would let them go. Zhang Fei tried for a while, but failed and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes. Cao Cao also said the same thing to him, and Guan Yu began to stuff them... When he stuffed the third grape, Guan Yu suddenly burst into laughter, and the grapes were smashed. was killed. After going down to the underworld, the King of Hell asked Guan Yu: "You are so stupid, why are you laughing? If you don't laugh, you won't die." Guan Yu sighed and said, "I don't want to either! God is jealous of the beauty! When I stuffed the third one, suddenly I saw Brother Liu walking out with a durian in his arms..."

12. I went to KFC yesterday. The people in line behind me looked like a couple. I saw them ordering a lot of food, and then Sit next to me. After sitting down, the girl began to eat voraciously, as if she had been hungry for several days, while the boy nibbled on the French fries one by one, as if he had something on his mind.

Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, moved forward, and asked seriously: "Qingqing, can I chase you?"

The girl said directly without raising her head. : "No!"

The boy asked again: "Isn't it possible at all?"

The girl simply said: "It's not possible at all!"

The boy was stunned, looking straight at her and staying there...

At that time, the girl was holding a chicken leg in one hand and a burger in the other. She felt that the boy was looking at her, so she stopped eating, and then He looked at the boy with pitiful eyes and whispered: "Then...can I still eat it?"

Everyone next to me, including me, laughed out loud. The boy was helpless and hurriedly said : "Eat, eat..."

This girl is so cute...If I don't let you chase me, I will chase her...I'll chase her with my life! ! ! !

13. I have always been restless in school. When I was a freshman, I went to self-study for the first time. I would sit in the classroom and feel depressed, and then I would go to the corridor to smoke.

Not long after I lit my cigarette, a PL girl came and asked, "We are studying in self-study now! Why did you run out?"

I said, I came out to smoke out of boredom. ,MM which class are you in? He ran out anyway.

PLMM pointed to our classroom and said, that class!

I was very excited and said, are we in the same class? What, are you depressed too?

She said: Well, a new student in our class ran out during self-study, and I came out to look for him.

I smiled, but it seems that he still can’t sit still. Why are you looking for him? You are not his mother!

MM: There is no way, I am his class teacher!

I was confused at the time...

A minute later, I held back a sentence: Teacher, you look so young...

14 Dad works in a glass factory Workers have the habit of wearing gloves when working.

One day after the night shift, he took a taxi home. As the car passed through a small forest in the suburbs, a cool breeze came. Dad felt a little cold, so he took out his gloves from his pocket and put them on. The driver saw it in the rearview mirror and asked cautiously: "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Oh, it's nothing, I'm used to it. , I have to wear gloves every time I work, so that I will not cut myself or leave traces..."

15 A middle-aged man went to a local private store on a business trip. hostel.

While dining the first night, the middle-aged man saw a few stains on the edge of the dish and was very worried.

He asked the hotel owner: "This dish doesn't look clean." The boss replied: "Don't worry, the mineral water will make it very clean."

Hearing With such an answer, the middle-aged man started eating with great peace of mind.

A week passed. The middle-aged man ate in the hotel every day and became familiar with a big dog in the hotel.

When the middle-aged man stepped out of the door, the dog reluctantly caught up with him and clung to him to prevent him from leaving.

The hotel owner saw it, walked up and patted the dog on the head, and said softly: "Let the guest go, mineral water."

16 Hunter hunting, looking at the tree There were two birds. I raised my gun and shot down one. I found that it was a hairless one. I was wondering when the other bird flew down and cursed the hunter: Damn it, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes and you shot her down. . . .

17 A certain hotel keeps a parrot hanging at the door. When a guest arrives, he says: "Hello, welcome!" A regular guest thought: I'll come in quickly and see how you react. One day he "sneered" and After running in, the parrot said: "His grandma's! It scared me!!!"

18 A child in the delivery room laughed loudly after being born. The delivery nurse was very strange. They gathered around and observed that the child had tight fists. Hold it, and after breaking it open, it is found that it is an abortion pill. The child only hears the child say: He *! Want to kill me? Not that easy! !

19 At the end of the performance, the leader came on stage and took the hand of the beautiful Mongolian actress and asked her her name. The actress said excitedly: Malegebi

20 Stand higher and see further; if the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if the people are humble, they will be invincible! Go your own way and let someone else take a taxi. Wear someone else's shoes and let someone else find them.

21 What is depression? I was beaten three times on one, I was hugged by someone, my wallet was stolen, my wife ran away with someone, the only porridge left at home was sour after smelling it, my eyes rolled up, I went to the hospital for treatment. The car fell into a ditch!

22 Mooncake fell in love with Mantou and pursued her desperately, but Mantou refused to obey. Mooncake is sad: (Hong Kong accent) What is this for? Steamed Bun: My mother said, your stomach is full of intestines.

23 One day the hen flew up to the roof, and the owner angrily said, "Come down, if you don't come down I will kill all the roosters here, and your life will be worse than death." The hen laughed and said, "Finally You can go find the ducks.

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24 An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese were walking in the desert. As they walked, they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man floated out. The man said: "I am a god, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" The American was the first to say, "My first wish is for a lot of money. "The fairy said: "This is simple and will satisfy you! Let's talk about the second wish. The American said: "I want a lot of money!" After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home." The god said, "No problem." "So the American returned to the United States with a lot of money. The fairy asked the French again. The French said: "I want a beautiful woman!" The fairy gave him the beautiful woman. The Frenchman said again: "I want a beautiful woman! I want a beautiful woman!" The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman finally said: "Send me back to France. "After the fairy sent the Frenchman back home, he asked the Chinese what they wanted. The Chinese said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first. "The immortal gave it to him and asked him what his second wish was. The Chinese said: "Another bottle of Erguotou!" The immortal asked him what his third wish was. The Chinese said: "I miss the French and Americans. You get them all back. "The French and Americans were extremely popular, but they had no choice but to continue walking. As they walked, they saw another bottle. After opening the stopper, another person came out. The person said: "I am the fairy just now. Brother, my magic power is not as strong as his, so I can only grant two wishes for each of you. "The French and the Americans agreed that it would be better to let the Chinese talk first, lest they come back later. So the Chinese said: "Then let's have a bottle of Erguotou first. "The immortal fulfilled his wish. The French and Americans urged the Chinese to tell the second wish quickly. After drinking Erguotou, the Chinese said to the immortal calmly: "Okay

, it’s okay, just go away. "An American, a Japanese, and a Chinese were exploring in the jungle. As a result, they were all captured by a cannibal tribe. But the tribal chief said: "I am in a good mood today and will not eat you, but you will all have to suffer a hundred blows. But before you get stuck, you can have one wish come true. "The American was the one who got hit first. He said: "Before I get hit, put a cushion on my butt. "After the mat, the boards fell like raindrops; at first, 70 boards were okay, but after 70 boards, the cushions were smashed, and then the boards were bloody... After the beating, the Americans left feeling their buttocks. After seeing this, the Japanese asked for 10 A mattress. After 1, 2, 3...100, the Japanese stood up, patted their butts, and said it was fine; then they boasted about their ability to imitate and recreate, and wanted to sit back and watch the Chinese. What a show. The Chinese slowly lay down and said leisurely: "Come on, put the Japanese on my back." "…

On that day, a farmer went to the city to seek medical treatment. The doctor promised: 'Doctor, I have a stomachache.' The doctor saw a farmer and said angrily: 'Go, go get a urine test. Test the feces and test the blood." Shaoqing, a farmer, said to the doctor with a pale face: "Doctor, I swallowed the blood, and I swallowed the urine." I can't swallow anything I say - -#'

1·The child asked his mother: "How to make a sentence using ABCDEFG?" "Mom: "A!" Is this B child from C family? Standing barefoot on D, not wearing EF either, still exposing her little GG. "

2. Four results of breast enlargement: 1. Very different. 2. Not the same. 3. The same but not big. 4. Not the same big.

An elephant asked the camel: "Your mimi Why does it grow on the back? The camel said: "Stay away, I won't talk to the things on my face!" "The snake laughed wildly after listening to the conversation between the elephant and the camel.

The elephant turned its head and said to the snake: "What a laugh! You have a face with a jiji, you are not qualified!"

The driver sent the leader to attend the art party. When the leader entered the venue, the driver was stopped by the security guard. The driver said The leader and I work in the same system. The security guard said: "JB and Dan also work in the same system. If JB goes in, can Dan go in?"

An adult man came to a hotel and saw the garage. There were many beautiful cars there, so I asked the boss why there were so many beautiful cars. The boss told him that I have a five-year-old son who does three things. If you can follow him, the cars here will You pick a car and drive away. If you can't, keep your car. Many people can't do it, so... He thought, what can a five-year-old child do? So he gave it a try. try. The boss took him to a room where there was a beautiful naked beauty. The child went over and kissed her, and he followed suit. Then the child went over and touched the beauty's body, and he followed suit. The third thing, The child took out the little didi and bent it three times...