Express distinctive idioms, two-part allegorical sayings and humorous stories.

Tips, advertisements, humorous stories, jokes, two-part allegorical sayings and proverbs with distinctive expressions.

Hint language

The grass is resting, please interrupt suddenly! ""Green grass, she wants to be quiet! "

"Tap water comes uninvited, and bits and pieces are all money!" "Come and go in a hurry."

"Novices are on the road, please take care."

Advertising language:

Dongfeng Motor: At the end of the road, there will be a road, and there will be Dongfeng Motor on the road. China Mobile: "Communication starts from the heart"

Fiyada: Once you have it, you have no choice but to set up a small family, and never forget the family of Huili.

Shanghai Science and Technology City, life is wonderful because of wisdom, and technology makes dreams come true. Lime factory: from scratch.

Lu Xun's Language Humor Story

There are two nannies in Lu Xun's family. Somehow, quarrels often occur. He can't stand the noise all day and is ill. A little girl next door asked, "Sir, why didn't you stop them?" Lu Xun said with a smile: "They quarreled because they were angry with each other. Even if they are depressed for a while, their anger can't be suppressed. I'm afraid they will lose sleep. It's better to let me lose sleep alone than three or two people. "

Ancient and modern language jokes

1. Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to entertain his guests. There are four guests. After all three guests arrived, the host said, "What can I get you?" The first guest thought, "You shouldn't have come!" " "So as to leave; After seeing it, the host thought that the first guest had misunderstood his meaning and immediately said, "Don't go if you should!"! The second guest thought, If I should go, I should go! So he left, too; After the host saw it, he was even more anxious. In desperation, he said, "I'm not talking about the two of them! ""The result can be imagined.

Step 2 run away in batches

During the war, an army captured a prisoner of war. Later, he got sick and his left hand rotted. He asked the enemy to send his left hand back to the motherland. The enemy was very moved and did it; Soon his right hand was rotten, and he asked to be sent back to the motherland. Later, his left leg was amputated. This time, when he asked to send his leg back to the motherland, he was rejected. He doesn't understand. He asked the enemy why he could do it twice before but not this time. The enemy said solemnly, "We suspect that you fled in stages in a planned way."

Two-part allegorical sayings and proverbs with expressive characteristics;

The cotton shop is on fire-there are no bullets (talk about it). Toad yawns-what a big breath.

Pig eight quit to rake the ground-don't wait for the monkey (Hou) to learn to blow when he is 80-he can't breathe.

A gun was fired in the middle of the night-a heavy rock candy boiled in Huang Lian-sharing weal and woe.

Life should be like a candle, burning from the top to the end and always bright. -Xiao Chunv

People who can think are really people with infinite strength. -Balzac

You must be honest with others, and others will be honest with you-Li Ka-shing.

Don't go forward, don't know the distance; If you don't study hard, you won't understand the truth.

Time is money.

Ironmaking, horseback riding.

The black sheep spend money like water, and the family cherishes dung like gold.