Middle school students' civilized etiquette theme class meeting sketch crosstalk script

W: Politeness reflects a person's accomplishment and a nation's civilization.

X: When dealing with people, you should use honorifics.

Woman: Yeah.

X: Speak politely.

Wang: Only in this way can we be commensurate with our civilized country.

Xu: For example, I met you.

Wang: You saw me.

X: I have to talk to you like this.

W: What do you mean?

Xu: Hey, Comrade, I'm sorry, let me ask you something.

Wang: You see how polite it is. If you have something to do, just do it.

X: Let me ask you a question.

Wang: Who do you want to ask?

X: I asked this comrade.

Woman: Yeah.

X: He is tall and burly with heavy eyebrows.

Wang: Oh.

Xu: I heard that he is a crosstalk performer.

Wang: Oh, what's the name of this person you mentioned?

X: His name is Comrade xxx. Is it in your company?

Wang: Oh, now, now.

X: Ah!

Wang: Now, now, now.

Please come out for me, and I'll see him. Thank you.

Wang: Don't thank me. I am.

X: Oh, you are Comrade xxx.

W: Ah.

X: Oh, I'm sorry.

Woman: Huh?

X: Long time no see. Excuse me!

Wang: What's the big deal?

Xu: Did you hear it in your heart?

Wang: It sounds quite comfortable to me. How modest and polite.

Listen, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, thank you, please.

W: Kind words.

X: It's impolite.

Woman: Huh?

X: This is a respect for each other.

Wang: Oh.

X: I am modest and polite.

Wang: Yes.

X: Well, everyone should talk like this.

Wang: Oh, oh.

X: You need to change the way, instead of these polite words. You don't feel good about this.

W: What did you say?

X: That's right.

Woman: Yeah.

X: Hey! I said.

Wang: What is it called?

X: Let me ask you about a person.

Wang: Who do you want to ask?

X: This man.

Woman: Yeah.

Xu: A little taller than Wu Dalang, with a head and a tea tray. Yes, I heard that he is a crosstalk performer. What's your name? Everyone's name is xxx

Wang: Hi, why do you call it a nickname?

X: Huh?

Wang: Yes, I am. what can I do for you?

X: You are!

Woman: Yeah.

X: Don't be ridiculous.

Wang: What do you mean? Don't be ridiculous. I am xxx. what can I do for you?

X: I have something to do. I'm fine. Can I call you?

Wang: Just say something.

X: Come on, stop it. Neither side wants to. What are you talking about?

Wang: What brings you here?

I said, don't stare, don't stare. Staring is uglier than epiphysis.

Wang: Drink!

Look, what is it like? No, it's not. Please, please, why are you doing this? You see, sometimes angry, sometimes sick, sometimes sick, sometimes cold. Please, if you don't want to tell me, I'll ask someone else. Come on, stupid gentlemen.