Seeking stand-up comic manuscripts

1, "When the bell rang, the classroom was still noisy. As soon as the teacher struck the table, he immediately became quiet. Then the teacher shouted, didn't you hear the bell ring? After a silence, a deep voice came from the teacher's corner: paralysis, when did you hear the bell? "

One day, my mother and her 5-year-old son watched a documentary made by women on TV. My son asked me softly, "Mom, did you have the same pain when you gave birth to me?" "yes." Mom replied. Hearing this, he held his mother in his arms and said gratefully, Mother is really smart and knows how to give birth to a boy, otherwise I will get hurt.

Recently, a phenomenon appeared on the streets of Hong Kong. More and more people answer the phone and say, I'm in Hong Kong, wait until I come back! The tone is very strict. This has attracted the attention of the Hong Kong government. What can't you say in Hong Kong? They set aside a special fund to investigate whether Hong Kong will become an area where freedom of speech is suppressed. It turned out that they came from the mainland, but the roaming phone bill was too expensive.

Hundreds of adults in the neighborhood like to tease this poor child and ask: Son, what did you eat at home today?

Children can't lie, so they answer: sticky noodle porridge. Another day, adults will ask: Son, what did you eat at home today? Children still answer: sticky porridge, when adults always ask, children are embarrassed to answer, but adults are still willing.

In order to amuse the children, he said, "Tell uncle and give you fifty cents." The child faltered and answered: sticky porridge.

The stand-up comedy I talked about today is not a thing now. What about our business? Anyway, this is not far from now, only more than 600 years.

At the end of the Yuan Dynasty, there was a Zhu Yuanzhang who later became emperor, namely Zhu Hongwu. Zhu Yuanzhang assembled troops to prepare for the uprising. With the intention of overthrowing the Yuan Dynasty, he led Chang Yuchun and Hu Dahai to make a scene in Beijing Wulin. Outnumbered, defeated by Beijing, brothers separated. Now I only say that Zhu Yuanzhang escaped alone and ran for two or three hundred miles. He is cold, thirsty and hungry, and he really can't stay any longer. At first glance, there is a small ruined temple in front of you.

Hey, have a rest in the temple! When I got here, I fainted when I looked at this horse. I don't even know. After a long time, two beggars came. The two beggars lived in this small ruined temple and asked for many dry cakes, leftover cakes, a pot of leftovers and vegetable soup. Go to the gate of this temple and have a look: yo! Why is there a man lying here

Look at this man's appearance: long head, long chin, long chin, why does he look like a donkey? Come and feel the heat on you. Saving lives is very important! It was salvaged to the temple.