The glory of the king's cute and funny sentence. I'm shy. Give me a kiss if you don't believe me.

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Dear, don't play with your bones. Aren't you afraid that the Monkey King will see you and give you three sticks?

men are like the dishes in the campus canteen: although they are not delicious, if they arrive late, they will be gone.

Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close my house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

I'm actually quite shy. Please give me a kiss.

The school is not a funeral home, so why check the remains list! What mourning clothes and trousers are you still wearing?

if Google and Baidu merge, will it be renamed GoodBye?

There is a prison called a school, a prisoner called a student, and a warden called a teacher.

It has always been thought that there are only two countries in the world, one is China and the other is a foreign country.

I can't attend your wedding. I will definitely go to my funeral.

I remember when I was a child, I said the most, I won't play with you.

Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Isn't there a wife in the old lady's cake?

Nothing is free these days, even the air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

I'm not very talkative. If there is anything offensive, come and beat me.

remember to recharge your happiness, and don't let it stop.

As long as what I lost and who picked it up is rubbish

Stop. I don't want to hear your story. I'll ask you whether you love money, friends, face saving or me

Don't get too close to a guy with a date. Maybe you think it's nothing, but another girl is crying when you are happy. Are you MengMeng?

I poked the moon into the sky, and the sky is mine. I put my foot in the ground, and the ground is mine. I put my lips into your face and you are mine.

if you offend me, Then what you cherish most is what I want.

Is it enough for my country to support you?

Don't compare me with others. In order to survive, my ability is not in my face.

Everyone cares about whether you fly high or not. Only I don't care about you.

The bottom line of touching me may be that you are careless, but if you don't give your face, you are a bitch.

Most people who secretly say that you are not good are met.

this attack won't kill you. After all, you are bowed by

lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight? Kiss you.

I'm sorry for liking you without permission.

Don't be so cold. I don't have the money to buy a coat and put it in my pocket.

You are the most beautiful. She doesn't look as good as you in makeup.

Now that your wings are hard, It should be delicious to bake.

I'm in the south for 3 degrees, and you wear long pants in the north.

I won't pick you up. You die in kindergarten.

If you're not afraid of trouble, please stay with me.

You're blushing like a pig.

It took me a long time to realize that one person can live a long life.

Why do adults like to play this game without looking for me? I want to find someone who loves to eat in the southeast and northwest.

Maybe I'm too cold, so no one likes me like this, but I really can't blame me.

Don't pretend to be indifferent in love because it's toxic.

If you want to fly, I'll carry it. Don't ask me who I am. I'm not here at night.

Hello, here's a courier. Someone gave it to you. Please sign for it when you get here.

whenever I like to sleep, it must be not far from my heart. Irrecoverable garbage means me.

It's autumn in a blink of an eye. Have you changed your coat last year? Are your eyebrows and eyes the same?

They say that love has no gender, so I love you.

everyone? I don't know what I'm doing, but it's gone forever? I'm different. I am? Money goes nowhere, as poor as a church mouse?