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In the middle of the night, I want to eat supper.
As it turns out, eating crayfish without gloves is a death wish.
I confirmed my eyes. I am late. Fat crayfish, happiness.
4. Give youth a release!
5. Amy's father crayfish: The quality of crayfish is natural, and Amy's father is telling the truth.
6. Nothing can stop my love for crayfish. Yes, if you love me, take me to eat crayfish.
7. You can't walk after eating crayfish. I must lose weight from now on.
8. Summer is a time to eat crayfish and drink beer.
9. It was when I was eating crayfish that I fell in love with drunken ice crayfish and garlic crayfish this summer ~
10. I like to eat midnight snack on the roadside in summer. This is the only place I like in summer.
1 1. Summer is coming, and it's lobster season. Attention, everyone. Eating less than a catty will be closer to your dream luxury car.
12. Comrades, I am having a snack. I won't give up gaining weight.
13. How can there be such a person? At 8 o'clock, he said that he would have a snack. 1 1 finally someone bought it and said they wouldn't eat it.
14. I want to eat supper, barbecue hamburgers, grab pancakes, pancakes, fruits and instant noodles at this time of day.
15. The weather is warm, so you can eat barbecue and lobster in the open air.
16. I am willing to open a small stove every day.
17. I especially want to eat hot pot, crayfish, spicy strips and snacks when I am in a good mood.
18. Eating lobster three times in meditation won't make you fat.
In the middle of the night, it is Happy Copy (Chapter 2) 19. Eat delicious lobster and find dad Amy.
20. Of course you want to eat lobster this season. Hot and spicy.
2 1. Never eat midnight snack. If you really want to eat, eat it before you go out to play. In short, don't sleep after dinner.
22. A good life, such as supper, barbecue, beer and drinks, is a good life.
23. I'm eating lobster and drinking snowflakes again, and there's someone with me to go to the world.
24. Your tattoo is too philosophical to be understood. I just want to tattoo "no midnight snack" on my hand.
25. Amy's dad, shrimp!
26. Don't eat midnight snack ".
27. After so many days off, I eat midnight snack at this time every day and continue to gain weight.
28. Lobsters swim around in the water, waving pliers of different sizes, and everyone plays together.
29. Breakfast is no small matter.
30. Although I want to lose weight and keep a perfect figure, I forgot all about it when I faced crayfish.
3 1. The happiest thing is that you don't have to peel the lobster yourself, but someone sends it to your mouth.
32. Eat midnight snack early to avoid gaining weight.
I don't want to be the one who invites you to dinner. I just want to be the one who cooks breakfast for you.
34. The midnight snack is a midnight snack, and the weight loss is finished!
35. One person gets up, washes and eats, goes to school for self-study at night, and one person goes to eat snack and drink sago. I've been doing all this by myself in recent years, but suddenly I don't want to be alone after meeting you.
36. It's time to eat lobster again. I like lobster! It is no exaggeration to say! I can eat two Jin at a time by myself!
Eating midnight snack is a happy copy (article 3) 37. A spicy crayfish enjoys delicious food and wins the world.
38. I seem to have gained weight. . . . And acne. No more supper. Good night
39. I like summer because there are crayfish there.
40. crayfish, of course delicious, dad Amy!
4 1. Lobster holds two big pliers, like two big scissors, and its mouth is very sharp.
42. toss and turn. Arrive. Excited. I can't open my eyes. Hold on. Have dinner. Looking forward to tomorrow.
43. I'm getting fat, getting fat! ! ! Hey, I gained a kilo, but I obviously didn't eat anything. Oh, I'm hungry. I want to eat snacks. This is probably the reason for being fat. I don't feel well, but I can still lose weight when I gain weight, huh?
44. They also have two huge and powerful front paws.
45. Good food inspires us.
46. Spicy crayfish cannot be copied.
47. It tastes delicious when you regret it.
48. Just a bite. How fat can you be?
49. On this day when I have to doze off at work, only a plate of crayfish can save me, or more.
50. After one month of certification, I am a person who needs to eat midnight snack to gain weight.
5 1. Lobster's body is segmented, and it crawls like dragging several carriages.
53. Last night, I ate the first crayfish this year. I'm so happy!
Fifty-three sentences of Weibo's classic copywriting.
Weibo's Classic Copywriting (I) 1. Those few seconds of meeting are like love.
Some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts.
3. Later, I learned that no matter whether you are good at calculation, heartless or cautious, the situation in life is generally like this: there are always people who are cheated and noble.
4. Learn to say goodbye carelessly, and be sure to see where you came from.
Good women can turn men into happy people, and bad women can turn men into philosophers.
6. Drink more than two cups and don't pursue any meaning. All the topics about youth are extremely shallow.
7. Distance becomes awkward, and you are a poem in front of me.
8. Let your name live in my confession.
9. Life is like a ship, and everyone should be ready to steer.
10. I asked the fans, am I ugly? It shook its head all night.
1 1. I want to be a very powerful person and let the world change a little for me, and that world is your heart.
12. Climbing the rugged hillside, I saw the green grass all over the mountain, as if there was no gold on the grass there, only a piece of green. Oh, summer is green!
13. My temper is getting better and better, because I know fewer and fewer people will accommodate me.
14. In today's society, it is really not easy to be a man. In life, what should be said and what should be dumb is a kind of cleverness. In life, it is a kind of wisdom to do what should be done and retreat; In life, what should be obvious should be obvious, and what Cain should be hidden. This is a state.
15. I'm a little out of my mind now, and all I can think about is you.
16. Disappointment is not terrible. What I am afraid of is that after disappointment, I am still lucky and try to continue to believe.
17. Love at first sight is also love, but it is only short-lived.
18. As long as there is one choice in life, there is only one choice on the road of life, and you will regret it if you choose.
Weibo Popular Classic Copywriting (Part II) 19. I suddenly began to wonder what your smell is. Everyone has his own unique smell, which can only be decrypted slowly if he is close to others. What's your smell? When you want to hug, smell it on your shoulder.
20. Love all beautiful things, praise and enjoy the beauty they bring.
2 1. Regret is normal, life.
22. There is not so much time to be happy now.
23. In summer, in Gua Tian, I saw the clear sky in Wan Li. There are a few faint white clouds floating. At noon, people can't stand the heat, sweating and panting, so they have to go to the shade to enjoy the cool. Under the scorching sun, the flowers and trees in the garden are listless. Only cicadas are still calling in the branches, as if shouting "hot, hot!" " "In July of summer, the blue sky, the sun is suspended like a ball of fire, and the clouds seem to have been melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.
24. What kind of people, what kind of words. Don't play the lute to the cow, the cow doesn't understand it. Love should be given to those who cherish themselves, otherwise your love will be cheap and worthless. Only talk to people who understand, not everyone is worth your saliva!
25. Today is a little annoying, but I don't know how to describe it. I'll call it the princess's trouble for the time being.
26. I borrowed something that belongs to you, but it became my devil. Who do you belong to? I was just passing by, but it brought the ebb and flow.
27. The growing mind, knowing that it is a miracle, just blooms by itself and doesn't need to go anywhere.
28. Don't say angry words when you are crying. Make a decision, and you will regret it.
29. Dismissal is the norm in this world, and you and I are no exception.
30. I'm only a teenager. I can put off dating, but I can't take delivery.
3 1. Happiness is not because you have more, but because you care less.
32.go to the moon.
Study when you have no goal, and you will find your lighthouse.
34. The moon has become a star.
35. The experience of these tears and the people or things behind them, like a wound that will never heal, will always be engraved in my heart.
I've been with you for so many years, and you still don't know, because I love you.
Classic Copywriting in Weibo (3) 37. As soon as the sun came out, it was so hot that the ground caught fire and there was no wind, which made people feel stuffy. The willow trees in the street are like dead, hanging on the branches in circles, and the branches are too lazy to move.
38. You only look good with roses, and the sea is romantic with you.
39. It was later learned that the sun could not be liked by everyone. You say warm, I say dazzling. Who can not be scolded?
40. In the end, you didn't look back and I didn't stay. It's nobody's fault. It was really just an unfortunate moment.
4 1. I am so naive. I avenge everything I have lost. Irritate each other with ugly words, humiliation and so on, but always get angry before the other person gets angry. It's so childish.
42. Don't think about things you can't figure out; Some people can't guess, so they don't guess; What you can't understand, you won't understand; Some roads are impassable, so don't go.
43. Getting better slowly is the best gift for yourself, and it is good enough to seize the surprises and opportunities given by God.
44. Summer is another harvest season. In the orchard, strings of grapes are like purple pearl necklaces. Peaches in summer are so sweet! Try one. Watermelon grows out of the ground, big and red.
45. Not loving you is too much. I'm sorry for not loving you. If I don't love you, my friends will hit me. I have only one goal: to love you.
46. If you think I'm gullible, it doesn't matter. Please go on and I'll watch you perform.
47. Love is not about finding a perfect person. On the contrary, we should learn to appreciate an imperfect person with perfect eyes.
48. Cupping people will always say that you are wet, while people who love beauty will always say that you are short of water, just as people who don't love you always find fault with you.
49. The wind blew away the leaves, leaving only the trees. The tree said nothing, only the leaves were really happy.
50. Because there is love, there will be expectation, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful.
5 1. Life is a long road, and no one can tell who is crazy and brilliant.
52. A person's life is a meeting again and again. Different choices may be that completely different people are with you. So don't miss the best age and the hardest heart.
53. There will always be such people who will make you feel that the world is really good to you, and you will understand that those rough years are all for this full head of thoughts.
This summer, I just want to eat supper and kebabs.
This summer is the mood of eating midnight snack kebabs (I) 1. It was a lonely day again, and no one accompanied me to eat crayfish in the middle of the night.
You were drunk before dinner. Some people, walking, disappeared, but some people, walking, gathered at the intersection. It's embarrassing to meet each other on a blind date. Everything is as novel as chess, and everyone is as happy as pictures.
Kung pao chicken Indonesian fried rice. I don't know. You can ask me about crayfish.
4. toss and turn. Arrive. Excited. I can't open my eyes. Hold on. Have dinner. Looking forward to tomorrow.
Lobsters look mighty, and their long beards and huge pliers frighten the enemy.
6. Go to work alone, get off work alone, eat snacks alone, sleep alone and get up alone. Loneliness. Simple.
7. Work hard and eat hard.
It turns out that if you want to gain weight, you have to eat midnight snack.
9. Girls are not afraid of being fat, but now they feel guilty about eating supper.
10. Dinner is the soul of a city.
1 1. Eat, you are not fat.
12. Summer is here! Come out to eat lobster.
13. 13 Sweet lobster is one of many famous dishes in Huai 'an. Now, it has become a delicious food all over the world.
14. Luchuan, lobster, beer, ice cream, watermelon, hot pot, concert, sea, travel, skills you have to learn in summer, this is the meaning of summer!
15. Just a bite. How fat can you be?
16. Let's start from happiness and eat the same spicy crayfish.
17. I like crayfish very much. I feel that crayfish is really delicious.
18. The reason why I still like to eat lobster is because I didn't wash it and I was very tired with lobster brush.
19. A midnight snack is a midnight snack. Losing weight is something to talk about after eating!
20. What food markets are there for barbecue?
This summer is the feeling of eating a midnight snack kebab (2)1. As the saying goes, going out to hang out will be repaid sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.
22. As a foodie, I am most proud of the moment when I peeled the lobster shell.
23. Spicy crayfish: delicious and delicious, grateful and delicious.
24. At this time, I can only ask my son to come out for dinner.
25. I want to eat supper, barbecue hamburgers, grab pancakes, pancakes, fruits and instant noodles at this time of day.
26. I like to eat midnight snack with my friends, and I am very happy to talk about everything.
27. Eating dinner, eating bread and butter and muttering about losing weight.
28. Spicy crayfish can be spent in one bite.
29. Ah, when a person can't sleep at night, he always wants to have dinner.
30. Stick out your tongue and shout spicy, and lick your hands to miss the delicious spicy crayfish. This is a prosperous day.
3 1. Anyway, drinking water is fat, so it is better to eat something good.
32. Look at me. Weibo is particularly sad and melodramatic for a second. Maybe the next second I will eat lobster and drink beer with my friends.
33. Stay up and eat midnight snack, and start to lose fat tomorrow!
34. I dare not call hot pot crayfish supper for more than half a month.
35. I have wine tonight Do you have crayfish?
36. After so many days off, I eat midnight snack at this time every day and continue to gain weight.
37. This is the only place I like summer.
38. Eat fruit at the right time and double your nutrition!
39. Has anyone lent me 50 yuan money for dinner?
40. Now students want to find a boyfriend and girlfriend when they are full and have nothing to do. I am even more awesome. I don't have enough to eat.
This summer is the mood of eating a snack barbecue skewer (Part III) 4 1. Amy's father is the main stove, authentic leisure flavor.
42. I actually ate supper, or two egg tarts, breaking the record of not eating supper for so long. I feel guilty.
43. Recently, I was praised for staying up late drinking and eating midnight snack. Is it because I eat too much and have more nutrition?
44. In the sudden summer, crayfish and beer are more suitable. Is there a lack of stories?
Please help yourself to some snacks, and the barbecue must be kept at home!
46. I ate crayfish in the middle of the night, and I was in a trance and had an oral ulcer.
I didn't come back until this time. Have dinner. It has become fat. Who called the night shift? Who told him to work!
48. The waist is floating, the Lv Yun is thick, and the cherry is a little red.
Lobster has a pair of big pliers, which are "weapons" for predation and self-defense. Lobster's body is segmented, and it seems to drag several carriages when crawling.
50. Dad Amy, the hometown of crayfish.
5 1. Dad Amy Crayfish: The quality of crayfish is natural, and Dad Amy is telling the truth.
52. A few glasses of cold beer, a few tempting dishes, a few pounds of crayfish, two or three friends, and chatting and drinking at will, wouldn't it be beautiful?
53. Life should be so spicy. Your life is spicy crayfish, let delicious food flow on the tip of your tongue.
54. avoid getting fat
55. I like lobster. It's with me, with me. Your mother can't eat now, you can eat for me!
56. My gums are finally healed! I want to eat roast duck with sauce at midnight snack, probably by folding it again.
57. A good life, such as supper, barbecue, beer and drinks, is a good life.
58. Beer with crayfish is not very expensive, but it is good for the stomach.
59. Eating crayfish has been refreshing for some time. It's been refreshing. Now my hands feel numb and spicy, and I want to chop them off.
60. The highest level of eating food is to regard it as food.
Praise the warmth of winter dawn.
A warm positive energy sentence praising the morning light in winter-1. Breathing touches every nerve, heartbreaking, and hysterical in the evening morning light.
2. Autumn mornings are ever-changing. I love the autumn morning, its beautiful scenery and rich connotation.
3. The sun pecked through the clouds with difficulty. First, it leaned out half of its red face and looked at the earth shyly. Then, as if someone had pushed him, he suddenly jumped out, but he was still red and not dazzling.
4. Take advantage of the limited time before breakfast in the morning to bathe in the negative ion air in the mountain area, witness the beautiful scenery of Qingshan and enjoy the morning light in Motan Village.
Every morning, may all the blessings and greetings be squeezed into your glass with our love, red and deep, until the deepest part of your heart!
6. Dawn gradually dawned, and the earth was hazy, like a silver-gray veil. Just then, when everyone was afraid of silence, suddenly a bird called and broke the silence. After a while, the sky in the east was a fish-belly grey, and the earth gradually brightened up.
7. Warm morning light, running melody and your smile are refreshing. The bright roads and tall bunkers in the city left behind our fermented words and the secrets of the sun, just like leaves falling from dew.
8. In the night sky, beautiful fireworks bloom, igniting the colorful night over the town, and the light that complements the morning light illuminates the town. Seen from a distance, this town is so beautiful and rich.
9. In the early morning, write a simple idea in idyllic Shan Ye, that is, the poetry of birds and flowers.
10. The red sun goes out to sea, Xia Guang is full of people, and the morning sun sprays colors and melts gold thousands of miles away. Above the ocean, the long snake flies directly to the fundus. The rocky coast in front of us suddenly rolled up golden snow waves more than two feet high.
1 1. Chun Qing only noticed sparse pear blossoms, which were scattered into pieces. What is the dawn near dusk? There is still no soul in the world. Yinyin doesn't dream of the words at that time, but is close to each other. Be a dreamer for Iraq and call for truth in the dark.
12. The night is as silent as death! However, the arrival of dawn is irresistible after all. Solo warned Americans to be careful of dead bodies under sleepers, and I also wanted to warn some people to be careful of ghosts on the moaning spindles!
13. In a hurry, our family packed our bags and set off for the seaside to watch what is said to be a spectacular sunrise.
14. The dawn of youth is a pleasant addiction, and the dawn of adulthood is a warm and harmonious friendship.
15. The dawn will break the silence. I slept in the bedding, as if I saw you coming from a distance, dreaming …
16. In the early morning, a magnificent morning glow appeared in the east. There are wisps of kitchen smoke floating on the roof of the village, and the air is filled with veiled mist.
17. Look up at the distant sky. There is a circuitous heart in the silence of the morning, without any resistance.
18. We drove past one platform after another and watched the flowers bloom season after season. Our acquaintance has become the opposite of today. We met again, broke up, and were strangers. We didn't reach the platform where the fireworks were in full bloom in the morning light, and finally dispersed in the wings of the rules.
Praise the warm positive energy of sentence 2 19 at dawn in winter morning. The first ray of sunshine in the morning shines on every corner of the earth. Whenever I see the sunshine, I always think of your smile and the days we spent together.
20. Get up in the morning and say good morning to the mirror: smile at everyone at work and say good morning. Greet yourself and pass on greetings.
2 1. Dawn is the messenger of light and the end of darkness. Take away everything that doesn't belong to the earth, leaving only beauty.
22. The sunshine at dawn is quiet and elegant. Without that noisy atmosphere, people feel calm and relaxed, and I also feel that artistic conception.
23. It was dawn, and just when I opened the window, a fresh air came at me. With the continuous golden light, the sun came out and showed a kind smile.
24. Send greetings every morning, cherish the once-in-a-lifetime fate, and let us be happy together. Good morning, John! In the new week, the fortress will cheer together, and the dawn is ahead.
25. In the autumn morning, the sun shines in front of the window sill, bringing infinite comfort. The light is full of softness and warmth, which is more popular than the sunshine in summer.
26. Morning is a gift given by nature. The air is fresh, energetic, clear-headed, breakfast is rich, and more importantly, it is a new day.
27. In the morning light, the green bamboo pole shines with pure luster, and the green aura haunts the whole bamboo forest.
28. In winter, unicorns perch on the broad leaves of dreams, waiting for the dawn of the afterlife. Send you as pure and pure as yesterday.
29. Around the red sun, the glow is full of dye. Light clouds, like a girl in red, are dancing.
30. The dawn of dawn lifts the veil of night, spits out brilliant morning light and ushers in a new day.
3 1. About half an hour later, the sun finally broke free from the embrace of Mother Earth and jumped up. Ah, how spectacular and beautiful! In an instant, the vast sea of clouds is illuminated by the red light of the sun and colorful. Under the sea of clouds, only a small mountain peak is exposed, just like a small coral reef in the sea. People are filled with emotion and praise the beauty of this world.
32. In the morning, butterflies also fly out one after another, playing among the flowers, with beautiful gestures.
33. In the early morning, write a simple idea in idyllic Shan Ye, that is, the poetry of birds and flowers.
On Valentine's Day that year, we went for a morning run together. You held my hand, and since that day, I have never seen such a beautiful morning.
35. The rising sun is full of strong alcohol, spreading infinite drunkenness to the vast sky in the fields. ...
36. At the dawn of summer, the rising sun shines on my face, dew shines on the lawn around me, the cool breeze caresses me, and sometimes there are faint flowers. What a beautiful morning!
37. The fog gradually dispersed, the sky in the east was a little red, and the clouds beside it were slightly pink. Slowly, the sun poked its head out and bit by bit. Then there was the white fish belly, and later it became a red orange cut in half. Finally, the sun rises!
38. It turns out that darkness is nothing to be afraid of, because after darkness, it is a dazzling dawn.
39. I stared at this piece of Xia Hong, and slowly the sun appeared in a vertical direction, in a semicircle and flat shape, and then the whole sun appeared before our eyes. It is so bright red that it is not dazzling at all.
40. At dawn, some birds chirped at my window, and the chirping woke me up. I gently pushed open the window, and a fresh and fragrant air came to my face. Took a deep breath. Ah! This is the smell after rain, and this is the smell of life.
4 1. The morning is full of poetry, and the water pours leisurely. Nature is my paradise. I was once confused, and my eyes were blurred by the disturbing secularity. Come back! I return to peace, and the sun shines every day.
42. It's the weekend again. Time flies. In a blink of an eye, May has ended. I hope we can turn around next week, see the dawn, and look forward to it!
43. It is already dawn, and the morning light like a clear spring flows in from the small window. Birds are chirping on the branches.
I don't want to miss the morning light every day. At this time, I feel closest to you and farthest from the world, and I don't wake up from the noise and dust.
45. In the morning light, in the open fields, patches are colorful, beautiful and fragrant. I couldn't help but stop, completely intoxicated. In front of us, many colorful flowers are swaying in the early morning breeze, full of fragrance.
46. In the early morning, the milky light fog pervades the streets and lanes and hangs over the city. Although the sun hasn't been seen yet, it smells of burning.
47. Dawn after rain is like a symphony. Twittering, birds are singing wonderful themes in the sky and among the branches: flowers and rivers are running, singing beautiful chorus: clap your hands, and the sound of insects flapping their wings is beating the symphony: Huw, the flight route of butterflies is just the melody line of the symphony: ticking, the rain on the leaves drops on the small stones, as if the stones are singing ticking songs, accompanying the symphony!
48. In the morning, all is silent, the sky is bright, the night is about to disappear, and the morning light of dawn slowly awakens the sleeping creatures.
49. The morning light is quiet, mellow and affectionate, the morning light Yuan Ye is soft and charming, the morning light space is deep and deep, and the morning light feels quiet and mysterious.
50. Dawn begins slowly, and it is another colorful morning, coming to the world with freshness.
5 1. Facing the morning light, think about how to work hard today. Step on the sunset and ask yourself how much progress you have made today.
52. At dawn, a layer of white fog enveloped Dianchi Lake and gradually turned into gauze. Like a magic hand, it gently lifted her veil and made Zaoxia blush.
53. In the early morning, on the bluestone road, she left a mark, warm and poetic! With dreamy eyes, she scattered the beautiful affection of that place at dawn. The earth woke up because of her and the world jumped for her. In her beauty, the world has added a freshness.
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