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In ancient times, there lived a poor family named Wang on the north bank of Huaihe River, and the old couple lived alone. I had a lot of children, but because I was poor, I didn't raise any. When I was young, I was fine. I grow a vegetable garden, and Wang Laohan helps others with some work. Aunt Wang washes other people's pulp, and my life is ok. The old couple like raising livestock and poultry. These little animals raised in his family are very docile and never fight.

Although the two old people are poor, they are very kind and often give something to their neighbors. His nephew Wang Er grew up in a snack house.

A few years later, when the couple are old, they can no longer do short-term jobs and live on the output of a vegetable garden.

Xiao Wang is very clever and good at talking. Aunt and grandpa shout very sweetly, and sometimes help with the garden work and let them eat together.

Spring has arrived, and it's time for the old couple to re-plan their gardens. As the saying goes, "it is more difficult to be old than it was then, and it is convenient to be poor." When I first started working, my hands and feet were useless. Have a rest after a while. Planing and planing, aunt's head rang gently and turned up in circles. It's not a good thing for her to wear on her hand. After a long time, it's really gratifying to be Jin Shanshan.

Autumn came, winter came, the old man got sick with a cold, and wanted to eat something good, so my aunt killed a chicken and cooked it for the old man. After eating, there is still half a bowl left in the pot. When aunt put the bowl, it happened that the ring fell into the pot. At noon, my aunt cooked, opened the pot and looked shocked. There is a whole chicken and some steamed bread in the pot. Nobody came! What's going on here? She told the old man at once. The old man didn't believe it, so he propped himself up and walked to the pot. When he saw that the food was all hot. He said to menstruation: "I have rarely eaten such a good ready-made meal in my life. No matter how it came, I will wait until I eat it." In this way, the old couple had a delicious meal. But before I finished eating, I put the rest in the pot again. At night, I saw it again When I took out the vegetable rice and took a closer look, I found a ring in the pot. The old couple understood that the ring is a treasure! They put the ring in the grain depot, which was full; Put it in the till and it will be full. The old couple planted the vegetable garden as usual, but they became rich and helped more poor people than before.

Wang Er often eats at her parents' house, but when she learned about the ring, she felt very uncomfortable. Stole the ring and ran away. No one knows where he escaped to. The old couple are very sad about this. Every time when eating, chickens, ducks, dogs and kittens come up to eat, and my aunt nags: You little things can only eat, and you don't help me find Xiao Er. He stole the ring, so you can't eat anything good. When she said this, the little animals became quieter and seemed to listen. The next day, the little yellow dog disappeared and the old couple didn't care. After more than half a month, the little yellow dog came back, but lost a lot of weight. A few days later, the little yellow dog and kitten disappeared. About half a month later, the kitten suddenly came back, and then the puppy came back.

It turns out that Wang Er often goes in and out of Wang's hometown. Of course, Huang Xiao Dog knows Wang Er's whereabouts. He can find Wang Er's whereabouts by smell. When aunt nagged Wang Er for stealing the ring, Huang Xiao kept it in mind and ran out to swim across the Huaihe River at night and found Wang Er. Because Wang Er has a ring and married relatives, life is quite good. Seeing the little yellow dog is like seeing an old friend again. This is really a turn of fortune. Even the yellow dog snuggled up to me and begged his wife to treat the little yellow dog well.

Little yellow dog has his own opinion and walks around the house and yard all day. Later I learned that the ring was hidden in the box. It couldn't steal the ring, so I had to go back to my hometown and ask the kitten to go.

The dog and kitten came to Wang's house again. Mr. and Mrs. Wang were even more happy, and even the kitten came. This is a scene of prosperity! It turns out that the puppy can only wander around the house and can't live in the main room at night, so the puppy can't steal the ring. Kittens can live with their owners at night, but how can they get the ring? It finally figured out a way.

One night, when the king and his wife were asleep, the kitten caught a big mouse, but didn't kill it. It just grabbed its tail and pointed its mouth at the box. The mouse was afraid and bit the box desperately. After a while, it chewed out a big hole. The kitten got into the box, found the ring, grabbed the ring and ran out of the house. The dog picked up the kitten and ran away. When he was hungry at night, the kitten spit out the ring and went to the village to find something. They ate together, and when they were full, the puppy took the cat away.

That night, the dog swam across the Huaihe River with its kitten on its back. The kitten ran home quickly, climbed to the owner, spit out the ring and meowed a few times. Then the puppy comes to its master. Aunt saw the big joy and held the kitten in her arms. The charming children kept screaming and fed the kitten with fish and meat. As soon as the puppy is left out in the cold, it snuggles up to its owner, which shows that half of the credit is mine! How can auntie know? Seeing the puppy's face on his head, I scolded the puppy and said it was useless to eat and didn't help find the ring. The puppy is angry! I couldn't bear it any longer, thinking that the cat had robbed it of its credit and made it suffer, so I rushed at the little cat. The kitten immediately hid in its master's arms. As soon as the aunt saw it, she beat the puppy with a fire stick. Since then, the dog and the cat have forged a hatred. Now dogs bite cats.